Daily Japanese Thread DJT #1643

Cornucopia of Resources / Guide
Read the guide before asking questions.
dekinai.neocities.org/

previous bangin thread

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=nPF7lit7Z00
travisswicegood.com/2008/02/13/expertise-syndrome-defined/
youtube.com/watch?v=76aRKpH3K_I
lesswrong.com/lw/kg/expecting_short_inferential_distances/
strawpoll.me/11035150
youtube.com/watch?v=DfGDliVtqB8
wikihow.com/Grill-Burgers
lang-8.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

我が名は自閉症であれば

No autism below this post.

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Hi! Is this the autism support thread?

Does anyone have advice on the appropriate amount of eye-contact to maintain during a conversation?

気に入らない態度をしていた審査員達を～

っていうかんじの意味なんだけど、「頭の悪い」「おとこの」人がつかうことばだよ

にたようなことばに

>シケた審査員共を～
とか
>シラケた審査員共を～
とか
>ふざけた審査員共を～
とか
>イカレた審査員共を～
あたりもだいたい同じ意味でつかうよ

What is DJTs opinion about TextFugu?

Is it a good resource/worth the money?

You had one (一) job.

the right thing is to drift in and out of eye contact depending on how relevant what the person is saying is
normal people use this as a way to let the other person know to finish up their point quickly because they wakatta it already

1) read the guide
2) go away
op has the old link right now mate

but thats waht i posted

tfw dreaming in japanese

>none of it makes any sense

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=nPF7lit7Z00

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The guide doesn't give any opinion of the validity of the resource.

Hence why I'm asking the thread.

Save your money and pirate a copy of basic japanese grammar.

The guide tells you to not ask stupid questions, so apparently you didn't read the guide.

xth for expertise syndrome

travisswicegood.com/2008/02/13/expertise-syndrome-defined/

調子はどうだ マイ ニガーズ
youtube.com/watch?v=76aRKpH3K_I

You will not learn anything by asking a question about a paid resource that you won't find by looking for criticisms of that resource on google.

im pretty darn きっと neither definition applies

yth for that wasn't even new in 2008

lesswrong.com/lw/kg/expecting_short_inferential_distances/

>implying the """PHP community""" can come up with original ideas

I noticed that CoR has a lot of dead links somewhat cluttering it up. How would anons feel if I clean it up by removing the dead links and arranging them all on a separate page, divided into sections for the dead links for each page while keeping the same layout format for each page?
I'll check the results of the below strawpoll after this thread dies and if anons would like it cleaned up a little, I'll post an example of an altered CoR and change it with further suggestion. I figure that having all the dead links that need/could use replacing all in one sheet may encourage anons to re-up.

strawpoll.me/11035150

There are also some resources posted in the Feedback page. How do people feel about some of those being added to the CoR?

I think I realized a way to get better at learning Japanese.

It's to just bookmark the guide and never come to these threads.

i learned all the japanese i know from djt and you can too

even the guide is useless once you realize it's just a way to keep outsiders from filling up the thread with useless questions

「わ」と「が」の違いわなんだろうか

Okay, I think I kinda get it.
ありがと！

>無敵な最強の言葉
用語が変ではないのか

Better off bookmarking the CoR and grammar reference page. You'll end up using those for a long time after you're done reading through the Guide.

Kill yourself repeatedly until you reincarnate in Japan.

and then kys again am i right 爆笑

no seriously dont ever kill yourself no matter who you are

>tfw no pills to learn japanese

Better thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=DfGDliVtqB8

マジで。
お前らがいないと何もできないよ
お前らの新ネタが聞きたいよ
お前らの古語やヘタクソな文法などが見れればそれだけでいいんだよ

お前らがそばにいることを当たり前に思っていた
こんな荒らしながら色々な事を勉強させて頂く日々がずっとずっと続くんだと思ってたよ

ゴメン今は気づいたよ
当たり前じゃないことに

まずはお前らに伝えなきゃ
「アザースっ！」を

I idle on irc a lot, are there any worthwhile native or learning-focused servers/channels where I could idle and acquire bad language habits?

user, it's called meth.

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ケーキたべたい

かってきておにいちゃん

>4 days till jlpt result announcement
fuck I'm too hyped but also worried

Which level, ファム?

ＬＵＮＡＴＩＣ

Shouldn't it be "フアン"？

自分で買ってちびっこ

nah dude what you want is ファグ

彼はこれで何を意味するのですか？

It shouldn't be anything you fucking cancer shits.

Gonna major in Japanese this October,any advices ?

wikihow.com/Grill-Burgers

Don't ファム. That's gender studies level of retard.

俺は手ごわいぞって言った

sure.. king me

はい、どうぞ

go to school for something actually useful or dont go to school at all

Be prepared to translate a ton of VN's/hentai and make a patreon account. Cause that's the only way to have some income.

Gonna double major in both Japanese and CS tho,also im not in USA so there are plenty of jobs here that requires at least N3 in Japanese
Will do

computer science and japanese????? wow im sure the offers are gonna pour in when you graduate

also you can spend 5 mins reading tae kim and doing a flashcard or two and be n3 or whatever no joke

>patreon account
so glad this exists, the big content publishers push so hard for tablets and phone popularity since its much harder for us 'plebs' to create content on them
fuck em, we can compete... /r

>plenty of jobs that require N3

What is a suitable site to find a Japanese penpal (preferably e-mail but letters might be interesting)

You should learn English first, ESL-kun, it's the more useful language.

lang-8.com/

にほんでえいごがやくにたったこと、ないよ

にほんにくるなら、えいごはあんまり役に立たないよ

Will try to have a 7.5 in IELTS before my senior year
B-but it's true

I doubt it.

>monolingual (inb4 N5) tommy trying to lecture ESL-kun
freedom aint free, eh?

What are the most commonly used 1st and 2st person pronouns in Japanese imageboards?

中国語は?　同じ?

I live in a 3rd world commie shithole anyway so it really does't matter that much that i don't make 2k/month

Go lurk there and find out. Why don't you newfags ever do this?

lurk for two years. I'm sure the topic will come up eventually.

*doesn't

できればできる！
皆さん、がんばってね～！

When I was learning radicals something came into my dream and suddenly said right to my face "WHAT IS RADICAL 13" and I woke up shouting "I don't know, I don't know". True story. Is there any point in knowing the radicals by number anyway?

I'm sorry.

navigating 2ch is pure ass and id do it if i could transplant tomorrow.css

There is nothing wrong with living in a commi shithole as long as you don't pretend to be central European.

あたし
貴様

>2ch
>imageboard

Not him and I know I asked it a couple of times in the past and never got e reply until now.
Where does Sup Forums lurk on 2ch?
I'm on the news board

It's okay senpai
I can always grab cheap stuffs from china and die before i reach 40 due to foods being filled with poison
Try living right under China and have to pretend to be Laos and Cambodia's second cousin

>できればできる

全体無理
すぐ自殺するよ

Just figured out Japanese doesn't count as a valid "third foreign language" I need to finish uni.

Fucking read the rules of your college/uni before assuming you can use Japanese as a requirement for finishing up.

STOP DROL

Just learn something easy like Spanish.

ひとっつもしゃべれない

北京語と広東語と台湾語の発音のくべつもつかないよ

にほんで中国語がやくにたつことは、ないよ

Which languages do you speak?

When I do it's usually the anime, manga, and eroge boards. My horizons are not very expansive.

English (first language)
Dutch (Conversational/dutch parents)
Japanese (somewhere intermediate probably)

Tried to study German. It's inhumane to study that shit, grammar made me want to kill myself.

Inselaffe oder Yank?

Huh, I thought German was supposed to be relatively easy for Dutch speakers.

oh fuck a vietcong here? me too

Understanding it sure. Same as reading kanji is easy for a chink. But ask a chink to construct a Japanese sentence and he will just produce gibberish.

Not him but it is. Especially if your first language is English because the grammar is basically the same. That is of course if you ignore articles and inflections.

やっぱり
でも標準語は怖いよ、謙遜語とか尊敬語とか

> mfw
Yes,which city ?
> inb4 Hanoi

the only city that matters
saigon

Based as fuck. Death to imperialist amerifat scum.

> tfw living in Hanoi
> tfw no saigon vietcong boi to shitpost and go to Otacool station with
;_; brb tu sat
H-hehe

でも日本は例外だよ
他の国に住んでいるなら、暇の時にどうすればいいでしょうか？
テレビを見る？　英語でも日本語でもないテレビは全部クソ
掲示板スレッドを読む？　いないよそんなの
楽しい生活に英語、それとも日本語は必要なことだよ