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Expect immediate shutdown
youtube.com/watch?v=1YIpi8GVbc8&feature=youtu.be

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congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/720
wthr.com/article/woman-starts-petition-to-make-revenge-porn-illegal-photos-sold-for-money-drugs
youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bump
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bump#Noun
youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

What's wrong with that link?

> women investigator

>bump

>What's bump?
>cocaine.
Fucking women.

>bump
>means bump of cocaine
>mfw

>is some other chan, not even /n/ has fewer that 49943 posts
gook moot should sue for that

>bump refers to cocaine
>internet explorer
what?

she looks like the type who would know what a bump is

You mean we've been asking for cocaine this whole time? I thought we were bumping threads! YOU GUYS TRICKED ME

I've been doing it wrong my whole life.

>bumping a thread means cocaine

Top fucking lel

It's user-ib

They should probably drug test her daily

this.

You can i get a bump over here?

That's not even Sup Forums, note the hex id codes

its literally current yeat
you can google what bump means
how does this still happen
is this next level trolling?

Shhhhhh. We need to pretend bump really means cocaine to fool the journalists snooping around ITT.


MAAANNNNNN I REALLY WANT SOME BUMPS RIGHT NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME BUMP

this is fucking gold

You know it might be, that'd be pretty funny. Do you think the media is capable and self aware enough for that though?

Israel Anti-Boycott Act

This bill declares that Congress: (1) opposes the United Nations Human Rights Council resolution of March 24, 2016, which urges countries to pressure companies to divest from, or break contracts with, Israel; and (2) encourages full implementation of the United States-Israel Strategic Partnership Act of 2014 through enhanced, governmentwide, coordinated U.S.-Israel scientific and technological cooperation in civilian areas.

The bill amends the Export Administration Act of 1979 to declare that it shall be U.S. policy to oppose:

requests by foreign countries to impose restrictive practices or boycotts against other countries friendly to the United States or against U.S. persons; and
restrictive trade practices or boycotts fostered or imposed by an international governmental organization, or requests to impose such practices or boycotts, against Israel.

The bill prohibits any U.S. person engaged interstate or foreign commerce from supporting:

any request by a foreign country to impose any boycott against a country that is friendly to the United States and that is not itself the object of any form of boycott pursuant to United States law or regulation, or
any boycott fostered or imposed by any international governmental organization against Israel or any request by any international governmental organization to impose such a boycott.

The bill amends the Export-Import Bank Act of 1945 to include as a reason for the Export-Import Bank to deny credit applications for the export of goods and services between the United States and foreign countries, opposition to policies and actions that are politically motivated and are intended to penalize or otherwise limit commercial relations specifically with citizens or residents of Israel, entities organized under the laws of Israel, or the government of Israel.

congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/720

I have some bump for you if you have what I want.

i have to assume that i cant accept that anyone could be that stupid

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS REVENGE PORN COMING FROM I WANT IN

No, they're completely incompetent.

Here's a you for some bump.

So let me get this straight, a jilted NEET lover went to a chan back in May and dumped his ex's nudes and didn't scrub them right and they found the ex's friends and family and sent them the nudes to fuck with him and now it's a national fucking story explained by a friend, who's probably spent a total of two minutes on the site and clearly doesn't even know what bump means, to a bunch of old fucks who probably couldn't find Sup Forums if you typed it in for them. How far the news has fallen.

ty gonna go lurk and fap

BUMP

anyone got any coke?

F-f-f-false flag!!!

$10?
bump

bump

It might be a honeypot? Wear protection maybe?

You cis white male replicant killer! Fuck you!

you better not give me crack. im not a Wigger.

BUMP

BUMP

were do i get some bump
also were do i find the hacker known as Sup Forums?

Selling revenge for 10 bumps on the hour.

Psst, you wanna buy some bumps?

>bumb
>cocaine

3 bumps for more leslie

Look at the Contact page (/contact), you can contact him there. That info is gonna cost you 1 sage and 3 bump.

I comped this bump but the next one will cost you

>bump
>cocaine

I genuinely want to know how the fuck on this earth this woman managed to make that kind of connection. Its so goddamn stupid and I need to know how she arrived at that conclusion.

That's not Sup Forums formatting newfriend

Mainstream media being completely out of touch with reality. Surprised?

Seriously though, how are we 50 posts in and no one's posted the pics yet? Someone must know which chan this is.

It's not Sup Forums, but they call it that. Yes, they are that retarded.
wthr.com/article/woman-starts-petition-to-make-revenge-porn-illegal-photos-sold-for-money-drugs

what is sage and i have no bump

bumps is cocaine
is in urban dictionary

If someone offers you a "bump" in a nightclub it's probably cocaine. On the internet... not so much.

>get skeeted
kek

>On this website the users give each other "bumps" - a reference to the mound of a pregnant woman's belly.

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Any newfags might like to check out this classic Fox news report on Sup Forums. So many memes...

youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

I want to fuck a womans bump. maybe someday.

>3

And what do #1 and #2 say hmmm?

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bump

Coke-whore

>#whitegirl
so can we assume that because she defaulted to that explanation that she, or this nude friend of hers, has done cocaine?

SECRET WEBSITE

BUMP

POST GAY SEX PICTURES

RACIST JOKES

LULZ BUMP

I legit have bump on my desk rn
going to a music festival tonight

*sigh* the good ol' times when Sup Forums was not 99% porn. lulz were had.

who even cares nowadays? ww3 come on. come on.

>(slang) A dose of a drug such as ketamine or cocaine, when snorted recreationally.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bump#Noun

Bump LITERALLY means cocaine.

Sup Forums BTFO again!

nani

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Who the fuck would buy porn of regular people when there's literally millions of GBs of totally free porn out there? Why do I want to see some fat, pimply 5/10 suck off a fat, gross dude, much less pay for the displeasure??

good question. maybe it's being the only other person that has it? like, if someone i knew had porn of a girl i knew, even if she wasn't super hot i might pay a few sheckles for it just because it would be funny(and maybe hot if she was). I would have something semi secret, or some shit i don't know. Maybe that's the feeling these guys are going for. If indeed anyone is paying for this shit, which i doubt. I have no clue what is going on in this other chan this news story was at.

no shit dumbass

>8. (Internet) A post in an Internet forum thread made in order to raise the thread's profile by returning it to the top of the list of active threads.

>Bump means cocaine
Do journalists actually get paid to run these stories?

Katarina is fucking hot

Not Sup Forums

Come to Sweden, you'll get to fuck my wife and I'll give you some bump

Hey journalists, how about you make a piece on the daily struggle of a poo- an Indian on this site, they will always be made fun of just because they're Indians

bump

Checking for a friend....

Anyone have her revenge porn? Will trade a bump and OC

so a 4channer tricked the news into showing this

>bump means cocaine

It's worse when you realize people get paid for this kind of journalism. And people wonder why nobody trusts the media these days

>so a 4channer tricked the news into showing this
Sup Forums is over. Onlookers will agree.

for fuck sake. even a bump of coke isn't a line of coke. a bump is just a little bit on the end of a knife or a key. a line would be a rail or just say a fucking line.

Substantial if deemed to be in accordance with reality

ABSOLUTELY BUMP'D

Retarded Sup Forums and their pretentious money business, nothing but fake play. Is that how Soros' spends his money now?

top fucking kek

make it 2 bumps

BREAKING NEWS:

Sup Forums Poster "Anonymous" Calls WTHR "A Bunch of Limp Wristed F-----s!"

More at 8.

Bump

stop bumping. get a life!

POST NUDEZ NOW!!!

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>tfw addicted to bump

BUMP

>Hmm, what could 404 be code for?

>on this website users deal in child pornography which they call 'bumps' a reference to the nipples of a prepubescent girl

Yo guys, anyone got any BUMPS left from our last meetup?
The hollandish BUMP was first class indeed *sniff*

Bump
youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ

>tfw bump-chan was just a crack addict sucking cock for a fix
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