> Be me
> ISIS fighter, sent to Brazil to spread terror message
> On my way to bomb Maracanã, they'll never expect terrorist here
> In the middle of crowd, this is it
> Open jacket, ALLAH HU AKBAR
> Nothing happens
> Niggers stole my suicide vest
> Try to use radio detonator
> Cartel took over radio tower
> Plan B
> Gonna have to shoot up a school or something real fucked up to get their attention
> Go into school
> There's already a gunfight going on
> !القرود المتخلفة
> Try to spread Islam peacefully
> Hand out free Qurans on street
> They're using the pages to roll up weed
> Depressed, walking around in favela
> Homeless crackhead girl offers blowjob for an ounce of crack
> Now that's more like it
> Check her pockets, no knives or anything, good to go
> Walk into public toilet, coathangers and fetuses everywhere
> Girl locks door, takes off pants
> ohfuck.jpg
> Crossdressing midget
> Dick is bigger than mine
> Literally pulls a .44 out of his ass
> "Vira aí, porra"
> "No speako portuguese"
> "I fuck. Give cu"
> Get raped by midget
> Give up, escape to go live in jungle
> See a group of monkeys in the trees. Guess I better make friends quickly
> Oh wait, it's just niggers
> Get captured by cannibal nigger tribe
> Burned alive in tire mound
> Allah sends me to Brazil jihadi heaven for trying
> Pic related
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comfy story mate
hearty chuckle
You spent way too long thinking about this user
6/10 for character development.
>give cu
Now I know have to pick up Brazilian women.
A fucking Ozzer of crack?
spic America is a nogo zone for isis
I legitimately think being white in most favelas is more dangerous than being in ISIS territory
>"I fuck. Give cu"
I didn't know goats could be such beautiful alluring creatures until I saw this picture
name?
Let's call her Dory
or Mohammed
It's easy to pick up a Brazilian woman, just say you are gringo, I use this technique.
I usually pretend not to speak Portuguese, usually works
My family is Lithuanian, so I say that I am a interchange student, so I can understand Portuguese, this also explain my accent.
>> "I fuck. Give cu"
I had fun reading, well done.
> "I fuck. Give cu"
> Get raped by midget
God I wish that were me
I hear Miramax has the rights to this story. Will be a mini series.
>for an ounce of crack
that's like $15000 for a blowjob
change it to "a hit of crack"
otherwise good pasta
oops meant $1500
still too much
And Harvey Weinstein will produce it
I tried
> there isn't 72 virgins in Brazil.
Gets six trannys, 14 goats, eight monkeys and the rest in rubber.
>doesn't feel cheated
>when amazonians invent mass produced aluminium pots and machetes.
Chuckled
Can I screen cap your pasta?
>no uma delicia
7.5/10 tops
How will we know if they hit Brazil? Everything is dirty and destroyed already by the current terrorists.
>give cu
Yea boi
I'll improve it later tho
Good point tho
You legit wouldn't be able to tell the difference
Someone put this on reddit
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Cu wont work with brazilians,you have to use bunda or bum-bum
so true, can confirm
best pasta of isis on hu3land
Bruh
Good job
>portufag trying to teach brazillian slang
ofc cu works bruh, it's one of the most used slangs
Golden
7/10
In the next time blew our Congress - at Wednesdays, when it is more guaranteed that you'll kill more MPs
I only listen brazilians talk about cu in expressions like "nao sei que de cu é rola" or "vai tomar no cu",when is talking about getting in that sweet ass usually they say bunda
Bunda would work better though.
There are no women in Brazil, only transexuals
have you two even watched brazillian porn
youtube.com
besides porn, cu is one of the most sacred words and is acknwledged by all respectable hu3 connoisseurs as such, denying it is sin and you two should be ashamed of yourselves
youtube.com
Even children know its greatness
Just to continue my overkill of you two FUCKING NORMIES, have a cuzão youtube.com
>inb4 im banned for being subhuman latin trash
Taking a morning shit while drinking my first cup of coffee, reading this. Thanks for starting off my day with a hearty chuckle OP
I gotchu
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This is a more autistic rip off of a screen cap that has been circulated around before. Literally pleddit tier plagarism for karma.
Fuck yourself OP
And fuck you gook moot
Nigger wasted quads to bitch
Sopa de macaco, faggot
Such a waste.
Spot on, desu.
>ounce of crack
Ballin'
Wanna see the improved version with monkey eating.
>Burned alive in tire mountain
That awkward moment when you start laughing and your boss asks to see what's so funny.
Go get an original idea then come back you dumb sewer monkey