BAN THE US

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Our pussy government won't do it, So this comes from the people.

- US Citizens are banned from entering the UK.
- US Citizens inside our borders should be "encouraged" to leave.
- US imports should be taxed by the people (Interpret this how you see fit).

Americans criticise, undermine and slant our country every chance they get! And the ones who don't tolerate/support their behaviour! So kindly, change your tune or FUCK OFF.

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MAGA!

Hitler should have gassed all the Anglos. I wish all the fucking brits in the US would leave. They are disgusting mongrels.

>>/bant/

Ok Sanchez

Traitor

You and your people should fuck off to /bant/

tl;dr
from your pic, I assume you're mad because we rock & are #1

Add arrogant and jingostic to that list.

And you want these people to be allowed in our country, when they talk all this shit constantly? No fuck em. You can rock and be #1 just don't do it here, you're not welcome.

I'll go wherever the fuck I want you funny-talkin' little homo brit fag boy

Well sorry, not here. stay out.

don't kick me out

>you funny-talkin' little homo brit fag boy
And you expect to be welcomed in the UK? Fucking hate the attitude Americans have towards Britain.

I'm sorry, I've learned my lesson.
You funny-talkin' little homo brit fag boys can be cool guys after all, I'm fine with funny-talkin' little homo brit fag boys -- I swear it

let me in

The international Mutt: the world's foremost problem.

Fuck off back to the dole office for your mosque neet funds, Ahmed you shit stirring kebab cunt. USA is welcome here anytime.

Fuck off Achmed, we anglos need to stick together.

>Americans criticise, undermine and slant our country every chance they get!

Wow, look at all this projection

All britcucks do is hate on america, whites, and "racists", because anything else is just hatespeech, and they need to deflect from how quickly things are going to shit in their country

Thanks bud

Have a burger

t. expats

Talk about spineless, why won't any of you stand up to these cunts? Do you enjoy them talking shit about our country?

True, or they've just been indoctrinated through the media.

Could you give me an example of the British (NOT "BRITKEKS") giving you any kind of abuse without immediately being ganged up on and shot down by a horde of Americans? Cause only your abuse is acceptable it seems.

Do it
Please do it
Replace them with african and pakistanese
We need a country that collapse to open some eyes and you guys are my horse in this race

Enjoying your vacation?

americans are 60% niggerblood and obese

Shitposting is great

Let the insecure colonial scum suck each other's dicks in agreement how they're "superior" to everyone else. They also do it with European posters and they specifically get triggered when someone posts with an EU flag because that's positive promotion for the EU, which has the potential to be far more powerful than their failed shithole even after being completely capitulated and ruined just half a century ago while they lived in perpetual prosperity meanwhile

In fact, you should stop seeking anything positive out of that jewish shithole which forced you to trade your empire so they could come to your aid and turn back to the only people who ever cared about you. Even fucking Mosley himself would've given you the same advice youtube.com/watch?v=a-AjVAuqGms&t=0m53s . A united Europe is what the eternal amerimutt fears the most while a divided one full of -exits is what he desires the most, which is why tr*mp came and specifically shilled in France and Poland for exactly that

Maybe the EU should also apply this ban. Let the Americans throughout the EU know where they can shove it.

>Let the Americans throughout the EU know where they can shove it.
Soon enough my fellow anglo. Let them think that we're this defenseless and pathetic socialist union while we're continuing to unite the rest of Europe without triggering anyone. Only the Balkans and Ukraine are left, hopefully you change your mind eventually and come back as well

By the way notice how the autistic orange completely ceased any shittalking regarding NATO, Germany and the -exits after Junker did this. That's because the amerimutt kikes fear Europe because they know our potential, and unlike what happened in the past so far, we actually start off united this time

Haha, this goes well with the other uk thread, crying their not getting any attention from us.
I thought muricans couldnt handle the bantz.
You can dish it but not take it eh?

Don't worry Abdul, we already don't want to go there anymore anyways. We'll just wait until we're headed there to liberate the natives from your stench.

When did Brits become a bunch of soft cunts that can't handle the bantz?

Anglo-Kun don't end our friendship over a little banter...

just kys already, britcuck

Are you referring to /britpol/? Link please? And you're also implying what Americans say is just banter, which is isn't.

Good, stay the fuck out.

It's not banter though. This "banter" has existed since the 1930s! I'm sick of you criticising us, just fuck off!

Russia is my nigga

One minute you're:
>"Thanks bud. Have a burger"

The next you're:
>"just kys already, britcuck"
>^ "Russia is my nigga"

Which is it, Russia or the UK. Choose. Spoilers I know you're just gonna say "America"

>so this comes from the people
No it doesn't, it comes from one pooftah who should go back to where he came from

How far is that US dick up your arse?

You obviously aren't English, an Englishman puts all criticism from foreigners down to envy.

>Onigger hates white countries
Color me surprised

okay

Maybe because you suck.

The person who represents the country hates white countries*

The stiff upper lip and keep calm attitude is a pussy move. We need action.

Well you're entitled to your opinion, just don't come here.

Relax, user, they literally had a nigger as president, not for 4 years but for 8. A dignified silence is the best course of action, it's kinder not to remind them, they know anyway, it's why they lash out.

Who gives a shit if I get banned from the UK? I was never going to go there anyway. I've never even been to California. Don't plan on going there either.

Yeah because having a sand nigger for a mayor is soooo much better right?

No, we are sick of it! The things that they say about us, how they look down upon us, just fucking everything. How can you honestly be ok with this?

He's the mayor of London, which we all know is full of shitskins, and the man he beat was a Jew. You had your president, the commander-in-chief, the head of state - a literal nigger, and he was re-elected. You must admit it's pretty bad.

why don't we just take Britain for ourselves? they can be New Puerto Rico, NPR because they'll be liberal and irrelevant

I don't give a fuck, it's pretty funny really, you know they're just jealous because we're all James Bond.

We'll welcome you with flowers user

He just told you to kill yourself, and therefore he is my nigga. It's not that hard to comprehend

Best ally

>you must admit it's pretty bad
Yeah, but uhhhhh....wouldn't be to proud of the mutts that are there already m8.

Look it's the arrogant American, what a rare sight indeed.

This is the internet, you don't need to lie, tell us how you truly feel.

TRUMP needs to shut his fucking GOB or I'll go over to yank land and SHUT IT FOR HIM! FUCK DRUMPF. HE IS NOT WELCOME HERE. I VOTED REMAIN I DONT DESERVE TO BE TALKED DOWN TO BY AN ORANGE WIG WEARING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck off Mahmood

Trump has done us a massive favour with his Tweet today. People will look at those crime statistics to prove him wrong, and it will gradually dawn on them - it's the darkies.

What do you advise Americans to do about countries that bad mouth them?
If brits vote a ban on Americans that's cool. Nobody has a right to go wherever they want.

>I VOTED REMAIN I DONT DESERVE TO BE TALKED DOWN TO BY AN ORANGE WIG WEARING FAGGOT
This flag disagrees

I love this history our countries share. Fuck off dad. You're always going to be our greatest ally whether you like it or not.

lmao brush your teeth bongistan

Fuck you faggot I'm whiter than you. I wanna go home and if you won't let me I'll sail an aircraft carrier to your faggot island and force you to evacuate my Danelaw 2.0

I actually voted leave, I don't want the EU or the US. Things should be British!

Spelling mistakes happen.

I'd advise Americans to ask themselves "Why are people bad mouthing my country?"

If you're just gonna take the piss, I don't want to be allies, see:

You're already "Home", it's called the US. Stay there.

But pakis and Africans are ok?

Nah I think I'll take your bucktooth sister as my warbride. I'm 6'4 270 lbs of muscle faggot, make me some fish and chips homo.

Bollocks. You aren't a true Brit if you can't handle the bants being sent back at you. Oh no the Burgers said mean things. So what? Say some back, laugh and get some beers in like a man instead of being a passive aggressive cunt.

I hope the UK does this.
The UK becoming an isolated economy with literal millions of muslim parasites would be hilarious to watch for the rest of the world.

Would there finally be a race war? How many little girls will be raped to death? Will a black market open up for battle butter knives?
Tune in next week to the British isles to find out!

Seriously though, the UK has no economic leverage. Especially knowing Germany is about to shaft you, you need us. But it would be funny if Trump pulled out and let you collapse because you banned him.

You faggots have been shitting on America since before it was even founded I don't wanna hear it.

Americans embrace the burger memes, shart in Mart memes and all sorts of shit you arrogant UK muzzie loving fucks does. The only memes you've embraced are the bong memes. You have a Muslim PM and invite millions of raping savage shitskins into your lands every year but still have the gall to make fun of us for "le %60, %58, %53 white" bullshit.

why is this faggot doing this to america? what colonial legacy does the US have? they literally dismantled the British Empire and laid out the foundations for modern Japan and South Korea.

fucking pompous buffoon, dissolving you in sulphuric acid is too good for scum of your scale

I thought both of you were niggers already

'ave a pint on me lad

What if we actually ban all the americans for an hour?

Awesome! Meanwhile, NATO can fuck right off as well. The U.N. can go and be self righteous with its HQ in Europe somewhere.

Good luck, Mohammed. Take Pajeet with you.

One problem at a time

Well that's great for you, and you can talk shit all you want. Just don't come here.

Again, this implies what they say is bantz. Which is isn't. You should take those glass beer bottles and put them to use.

And your statement just wants me to kick you out even more. It's like when Obama came here and told us to stay in the EU. Fucking arrogant cunts the lot of you.

>going to britain
why would anyone want to?

Well stop talking shit, and we'll stop. It's fucking easy to do. Spoilers, we can't be the ones to stop talking shit because you fucks will hold it over us for ten thousand years.

Your businessmen need to check on their offshore properties

>I know you're just gonna say "America"

deflecting the utter rampant destruction of your own society by trying to shit on america is basically the only tradition you have left anymore

kill yourself

Lets try it out please.

>"Mohammed"
This is why you aren't allowed in.

WELL NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT GOING ANYWAY!

Yeah great, fuck off.

Exactly, Americans won't stop talking shit, fucking yanks stay out!

Why would NATO even exist without the US? It's literally just a pet project meant to control your "allies"

glhf bro.

So, do British people actually like the US? I see some threads that suggest they dont and some that say they do. Im confused.

>my nigga

Americans are not only 52% white, most whitebois there wish they were black.

inb4 checked.

The US is nice, clearly not the people!

Hello EU.

>Exactly, Americans won't stop talking shit, fucking yanks stay out!

You are literally projecting

We could not give less of a fuck about you

Its YOUR politicians and comedians and citizens who go on and on about us as if we're the latest TV reality show for you to focus on while your lives collapse at a somehow significantly faster rate than ours despite us being in closer proximity with shitskins

Good fucking job, going from the worlds greatest empire, to banning free speech to result in a bunch of histrionic cucks REEing that people another country could possibly have more balls than them and commit "hate speech"

Perfidious Albion getting a taste of their own medicine.

Well that aint true for the whole US my man.

That's brilliant, criticise us more. Just don't come here.

As I've explained, one group is talking this shit about us. The other is tolerating / defending it. This isn't generalisation, find me one American who'd stand up to this.

america needs nuking off the face of the earth. instead we gave them all ours and still suck their dicks

>why don't we just take Britain for ourselves?

Oh look it's another American keyboard commander larping as a general of the US army or some shit. You're a faggot lol

Naturally, we are of course a tolerant people.

I don't know what gave you the impression that people were lining up to visit the UK in the first place, visiting europe in general is a pretty tough sell at this point and england is pretty fucking bland compared to other european countries

Lol. Brit-bongs are the rightful slaves of burgeristan, ger over it. U r wrikkidy wreked.

Well we better let the other Americans currently in England know how bland it is and help them move to another part of Europe.