/ptg/ President Trump General - Menchildren And Their Cartoons Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS (fuck poo in the loos too)
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Eric+Lara+Luke Trump on F&F 10/20/17
youtu.be/bEVAR_GmkVA
>Pres Trump meets w/PR Governor 10/19/17
youtu.be/WL8HXXqvrjI
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes greatest ally+stmt on nigers 10/19/17
youtu.be/lDzEwp5Gi8w
>AG Sessions @OK Sheriff's Assoc 10/19/17
youtu.be/1tS-mKz5TXE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/19/17
youtu.be/cpLbPSzhFr8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, CoS Kelly) 10/19/17
youtu.be/scWDnXC7w1o
>Santa arrives @Trump Intl Golf Aberdeen 10/19/17
youtu.be/1Dudmr66jtY
>DeptInt Video: Grand Canyon visit 10/19/17
youtu.be/GHH4ffXNhXA
>WH Video: 2nd Lady announces HeART 10/19/17
youtu.be/ogDsa8EIdHw
>Proj Veritas: NYT American Pravda pt4 10/19/17
youtu.be/cV8_QOvVo0U
>Pres Trump meets w/Senate Finance Cmte 10/18/17
youtu.be/QegEMb0MXpc
>2nd Lady (SLotUS?) Healing w/Art (HeART) 10/18/17
youtu.be/9tfph-0w9jU
>UN Amb Haley @UNSecCouncil ME Debate 10/18/17
youtu.be/5XRxBwK7QCk
>SoS T-Rex speaks on US/India Partnership @CSIS 10/18/17
youtu.be/zwnsZVhHI5I (fuck poos tho)

INSPIRATION
>The Renewal of the American Spirit
youtu.be/5Z0ehn4p6IU
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

Uhh... g-guys????

Why does he keep doing this?? Are they prepping to spill the beans on the holocaust just like they will 9/11 and JFK????

>twitter.com/ScaramucciPost/status/921401695367725056

The great erasure continues

>Trish: THIS NIGGER ISNT HUMAN

Wacky Wilson arrested when?

Cenk Uygur is considering a Senate run against Dianne Feinstein

>Generating more Trump voters
I'm okay with this

Oh, that's cool! What're you studying? I was just back there again this summer.

I want to see him get crushed like Bernie

considering that it is feinstein of all people, isn't it good if he wins?

Hmm...

>it's real
WHAT THE FUCK

BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

Note she's not sitting next to Juan today? She had enough of uppity niggers last night

It appears Ed Krasserstein has left the thread

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Nobody will be able to take down the Lich King

A fellow over seas student, I see
How is Tokyo? How are you handling the language and culture curve?

Would be pretty funny desu
There's no way the repubs winning a senate seat in Cali anytime soon anyway.

no its better if he loses and the whole TYT audience votes green party out of rage, dividing the left forever

twitter.com/Chet_Cannon/status/921371868094906368
General Kelly is a racist for calling me an Empty Barrel! I looked it up!

Guys. I injected one marijuanas last Saturday and I have a drug test in a couple hours. How fucked am I?

I will vote for him establishment Democrat over that fat fuck anyday

>Hmm...
Indeed, the only thing that makes me think he might be serious so far

The only reason he's considering it is because Feinstein is a more traditionalist Democrat who doesn't think Trump is literally evil. She's a gun grabbing bitch, but she isn't completely insane, thus not a good Democrat in 2017.

The LA dodgers are winning the world series because fuck trump and fuck white people

Is that something you can really take credit for?

I fucking love this timeline.

As horrible as it is to say this I'd almost rather have Feinstein. Chunk Yogurt is worse than her on every issue that matters. His sole advantage is not being a member of the pedo cabal, but he'd still vote in line with them anyways as a true-believer socialist.

checkmate drumpfies

KAZUMAAAAAA

I'm about to watch "Taking Chance" after General Kelly recommended it yesterday. Did anyone watch it yet? Good or nah?

Why do boomers appropriate millennial culture?

Last for some months.

Did they consult "Rev" Sharpton first? I thought he was the racial pope for black people.

I fucking knew this was Kelly bait all along. Why else would Trump allow a NigDem to overhear his conversation, knowing she would do something exactly like this?

I don't personally don't give a shit, because I wouldn't classify marijuana as a drug, but as a herb. But obviously, your employers or whoever might have a problem with it
RIP

If the shoe fuckin fits

>Here kids hold this sign
>Now out of all you, who doesn't want Iran to have nukes
>Okay 4 out of 5 of you don't, so a majority of you support the Iran deal!

he caught HIV and is on sabbatical most of the year nowadays

That's funny, because all the polling during the election said the exact opposite.

>shoe

They have none of their own.

The core of the Dodgers are straight White Males.
>Clayton Kershaw
>Rich Hill
>Corey Seager
>Chris Taylor
>Justin Turner
>Cody Bellinger
Even a Jew in Kike Hernandez

if you dont smoke regularly then youre fine

Jeff Sessions is coming to personally throw you in prison, junkie.

>tfw they shitstomped AZ
Though we do deserve it

>Joseph Swedish

Are you fat?
if youre not itll be 1 week to a month
if youre fat itll last for months

Last Saturday? If you don't use it very often there's a decent chance you will pass. If you smoke it often it seems to stay in your system for 30 days or more.

i will never understand that original comic

Pretty fucked, cannabinoids stay in your fatty tissue for months potentially. You don't have to smoke regularly for that.

I'd go ape on that little bald guy if he tried to stop me from my marijuanas

SCARAMUCCI NO
WHAT THE FUCK

twitter.com/ScaramucciPost/status/921401695367725056

God no. Feinstein is an idiot but the cockroach Cenk is a full on retard. TYT are ideologues and are incapable of intelligent thought as a result.

That would be all kinds of hilarious. And it's really a no-lose scenario from our point of view.

Pretty cute with the visual aid

What the fuck are they doing hahahaha

The answer is too.
Too many.

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Mouth swab or piss? If mouth swab, you should be good. If piss, go to local headshop and buy fake piss.

It could be fun to meme against both sides on this one. Both despicable people with plenty of material. Sowing more division and chaos in the Democratic party can only be a good thing.

HAahahahah

what the fuck is going on here

The comments to it are retarded. "Why would you try to find out something factual?"

What, are you afraid the answer will reveal the truth?

HOLOHOAX TO BE PROVEN A HOAX SOON

HOLOHOAX TO BE PROVEN A HOAX SOON

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HOLOHOAX TO BE PROVEN A HOAX SOON

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This. Feinstein is just a typical power hungry politician, more practical and less ideological. That's why she doesn't kneejerk no vote Trump's appointment confirmations on the basis of FUCK DRUMPF. She realizes that political good will can be translated into something she wants later on.

A small town whose founder's name was Lynch and started the one-room schoolhouse there is now changing the name of the school because stupid liberals. The man had nothing to do with slaves or any nigger bullshit, his name just happens to be Lynch.

i used to make decent coin selling piss to degenerate classmates in college

O v e r t o n

Would you fat anime nerd faggots go back to Sup Forums and discuss you're stupid fucking cringe inducing cartoons. You probably are already on there, and fucking up this board at the same time. KYS

dem freckles. She must be wearing two pounds of Irish concealing makeup.

WOW. Did you guys watch Trump speak to the Gold Star widow in April?

edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/10/20/gold-star-widow-phone-call-trump-alencar-jnd-full.cnn/video/playlists/trumps-comments-about-the-military/

He's kinda an amazing man. Watch all of it.

HE'S GOING ALL IN

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DNC donated 10 million to the roach. He's not saying shit like that without their blessing. He can act as their token progressive while they purge actual ones from their ranks.

>those freckles on her right hand
fuckin DROPPED

It's just going to cause a backlash. Local and state politicians will start running campaigns on protecting our history and win.

I'm in one of the more suburban parts of Tokyo so it's pretty comfy. I've gotten used to life here pretty quickly, and I'd picked up on enough Japanese from anime and such to get by but I'm sure I sound like a baka gaijin.

How much longer will you be in Poland?

Can we get some lewd posters? Please

LOOK AT SCARAMUCCI FOLLOWING LIST

WTF THEY DOING??????????

Are those liver spots?
My goodness

The dude in the middle looks familiar. Is he ane-celeb?

Meme Feinstein as part Armenian.

fluoridestare.png

being jews. inb4 oy vey we had a magical baby boom once we returned to the homeland

>not wanting to play connect the dots

dog bless this man for still bringing the lulz

Is this it? Is he trying to finally break the conditioning?

I'm actually not that concerned. I've passed under much worse conditions (three days of not smoking after smoking almost daily) back when I did it regularly. This was my first time in months and I took a normal size hit and that was it.

The puss has to stay warm though, which is why you buy it at a headshop with a warmer pack that comes with it. Did they just walk around with your cold piss until they had to drop?

HES NOT STOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HES GOING ALL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny how you can go on a cocaine/crack bender or shoot some heroin on a Friday night and generally speaking, by Monday it's out of your system. Testing only catches idiots and pot smokers (and no, the two are not inherently interchangeable).

So assuming you drumpfies get your wall going, just know that when Congress gets taken back funding will dry up and when he's BTFO in the 2020 election a based progressive will tear down his cardboard panel "wall."

Which is hilarious considering the context of this Cenk spergout about the DNC not picking "progressive" enough candidates

The fun starts at about 17 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=LJuzOqKjLVg

dunno, years?

did you just start studying yet? the semester started this month for us

>Memory of the Shoah

>a true-believer socialist.
>a true-believer socialist.
See, this is the problem with both the left and the right these days: you both live in your own little bubbles and you only have the vaguest idea what the other side actually stands for. Like, there are people on the left who genuinely believe that the 'alt-right' would reinstate Jim Crow era laws like forcing blacks to sit at the back of the bus and banning inter-racial marriage.

Cenk Uygur voted Republican until 2000, and even as he's gotten more and more invested in the cultural side of progressivism (feminism, pro-immigration, etc) he's been pretty staunch on his support for capitalist economics.

You should probably step outside your bubble every once in a while, is what I'm trying to say.

They need to build a base to take down the global order that destroyed their families.

>we got half the right-wing going full 1488 in 2 years