The answer is bigger, right?

The answer is bigger, right?

The answer is "we should find out".

Asuka: I WANT ATTENTION

Poor girl. Her self-image is so damaged she relies on physical assets to get any sort of attention.

I'd give her my undivided attention, if you know what I mean.

Shinji:I WANT A DICK IN MY ASS

Well?

She's a tender cat who puts on a strong face but secretly wants affection.

DELETE THIS

I already know about your little jerk-off fantasies.

So uh.. wanna watch it?

>who puts on a strong face but secretly wants affection.
Literally me.

>tender cat
Literally me.

>gets violated when asleep
Literally me.

>a disgraced, suicidal Eva pilot comes to your house and won't stop playing your sega genesis

What do you do?

Try to have sex with her.

Tell her to play a real console, Fucking casual.

The designs in Evangelion are so unattractive.

In this scenario, it is you who owns the sega genesis.

These anons are literally me

But I also have a Nes, she just chose to play the Sega Genesis.

But you still own the sega

Insinuate she's a bother I'm graciously tolerating and there was never a way she could have done better.

That's not a Genesis, and what's more, the pillow turns colours from pink to white.

She had it the hardest of all the characters. :(

Indeed.

I'd probably do the same thing Hikari did.