Who /nevertell/ here?
>Be Jew
>Don't look Jewish
>Celebrate Christmas
>Eat Bacon
>Never practice religion
>If asked what religion I am, I say I am not religious
>If asked point blank if I am Jewish, I deny point blank
>If I could I would scrub all traces of jewish DNA from myself
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Crypto here
How many (((coincidences))) have you noticed?
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As many as Sup Forums points out
oy vey that makes me think
You need to accept Christ, that is the only way.
>But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God.
It is sloppy wording especially since Jews today should be called Pharisees but you get the idea. You need to fully divorce yourself from the synagogue of Satan by accepting Jesus.
>Know guy from school
>Extremely racist, white nationalist, etc.
>Find out his middle name is Abraham
>He's a fucking Jewish White Nationalist
I'm a Jew and don't know any Jews and don't follow the religion but I'd side with them instead because Sup Forums is just full of douche bags and the average white isn't superior to me.
I know a guy who hates black people and he is a quadroon, lol.
Yup. Italian/Jew mix here, I was raised Catholic and my last name sounds like a type of pasta. I think everyone just assumes I'm a full-blown wop. Never tell anyone that mom's Jewish unless they ask.
I don't believe in god
Not really a big deal desu
Renounce the faith and fight for huwhites instead of Jews and 99% of red pilled guys will accept you
I'm Mr Cohen I am "white" with blonde hair and blue eyes though my grandfather was a practising kike and my grandmother was a polynesian mongol people never believe me when they ask what I am.
Same but half Mexican
Self-hating negroes are some of my favorite people to be around.
>Loud group of black girls at lunch
>Black friend calls them loud apes
>In the hall at school when a loud group of nigs walk by
>Random black guy says "It's everyday with you niggers. Shut the fuck up. Why can't niggers ever shut the fuck up?"
Then you truly are Jewish
I'm somewhat like that but I don't deny being ethnically Jewish because it gets me monthly paychecks from ZOG
No, I am truly nonreligious, don't make boldfaced claims like that.
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Why do you lie about paychecks from "ZOG"?
You're friends with Stephen Miller?
All Jews lie all the time
There's no way to hide my jewish-ness. I live in New York, so everybody is already familiar with the surnames.
Shekelburg-goldenstein?
You're right.
:^)
makes sense bud
the logic is rabbinical
Who else has a half black best friend?
What do you say you are?
hahaha Jew here also
I'm fine with Jews if they keep to their ethnostate and keep out of the affairs of other countries. Genocide the Muslims for all I care.
try harder kike american
Everyone deserves an ethnostate but no one deserves to be meddled with by outside groups
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That's the thing though, I'm not Jewish. I don't "identify" with Judaism or Jewish culture. I was raised Christian and pride myself on being American.
jew2
im one of you though, I go to all the rallies with my swastikas
All your ips are noted for the next shoa
jej
>Everyone deserves an ethnostate
go back to the shabat house with your head hung in shame this is weak kikery
I'm advocating for Jews staying out of our politics and keeping to themselves you child.
The morphology of Merchants is worth a university lecture series, desu senpai.
Crypto jews are even bigger faggots than regular jews.
Half of you faggots would defect in a heart beat if your "people" were in trouble.
Happens every fucking time.
Lets not forget that Communism is rife with you faggots.
You can't even be loyal to your own people. Gas yourself.
sage and hide this shit
yes if we leave (them) alone they will leaves us alone.......
take your kike logic and go home
>>If I could I would scrub all traces of jewish DNA from myself
If I could I would scrub all traces of your existence given the chance, kikeboy
We'll force them to leave us alone you brainlet.
are you naturally deceitful and subversive? genuinely interested because i read somewhere it's in your DNA
>>If asked what religion I am, I say I am not religious
this is how can tell you're jewish
>Crypto jews
>Half of you faggots would defect in a heart beat if your "people" were in trouble
>You can't even be loyal to your own people
so you're saying we force the jews to stay in Israel and then we just trust them to stop with the Kikery?
truly you are the rabbi of the white people
>raised catholic
>not circumcised
>foreign sounding name (Polish)
>curly hair
>swarthy
>above average nose size
>greedy
I'm a pseudo jew
wrong
better
best
A jew will always be a jew and it's no less important a role than anyone else. We're all synchronized as intended like a grand orchestra.
I know a couple of those myself. One in particular said he would kick my ass if I didn't vote for Trump. He wasn't kidding. His family hates him but because of muh tribalism they won't cut him off entirely. So he exploits them for money and connections. He can't stand any of them but one sister who's similarly inclined but hides it, unlike him.
I have to say, he in particular is completely sincere. It's a strange thing.
I'm Italian and I side with God's chosen people
1% of Jews are decent people, like Bobby Fischer for example.
>One in particular said he would kick my ass if I didn't vote for Trump.
>His family hates him but because of muh tribalism they won't cut him off entirely. So he exploits them for money and connections.
Once again, I can't help but think of Stephen Miller.
Fischer was kind of autistic.
Kek
I know that converso feel user.
post nose
you pathetic shamed sheep.
Does it really have to be like this?
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Tough one.
Maybe this is where it becomes a part of your communities duty to reach out to you.
>used to bang a 9/10 Jew broad
>19 years old
>took her virginity
>pro-tier blow jobs skills since she liked watching porn and taking notes
>enjoyed experimenting in bed
>cleanest pussy and ass
>ate both daily
>been almost 10 years since those days
>both married now, though not to each other
>still dream of my Jew Waifu to this day
I know y'all hate "duh joos" but you should try fucking their women. Not the oppressed, older, ugly ones, but the hot young ones who like to rebel against their parents. 10/10 would recommend.
call a jew a cockroach, a rat or vermin and he will just smile... but call him a jew and he'll wince back as if found out
He literally looks quite a bit like him. I think it's a super-rare subtype of Jew.
Jewish girls generally tend to be crazy for goy cock. It's like forbidden fruit to them.
>super-rare subtype of Jew.
oh goy
Accept Jesus Christ as the Son of God and leave behind the sins of your father forever, don't look back.
If you cannot do this, you are a Jew forever, regardless of whether you eat bacon or don't practice satanism.
My grandmother is a Polish jew, who I think pretended to be German during WW2, I'm not actually sure the exact story, because there's so much secrecy from her about what actually happened. She was only a very small child, so I specifically mean that her mother pretended to be German. Either that, or my family is lying about the fact they were nazis, because I sure look like an aryan ubermensch. Although, she also did marry any outright nazi, too, after the war. My sister looks much more Jewish than me, though, so maybe it's true. It's really strange that this is actually a wide spread thing. I always assumed it was my crazy family that was so secretive about the whole Jew/not Jew thing, but it's actually a lot of people. Maybe rightly so, because the world is awful. I will say whatever gets me what I need, when the time comes. I'm not loyal either way.
You're my opposite, user.
>be me
>1/8 Jewish
>Jew nose
>Jew name
>study Torah
>trusty Siddur at home
>keep shabbat
>celebrate high holidays
>listen to klezmer a lot
>study Hebrew
>going to kibbutz, possibly making aliyah
>mother wants me to marry a klezmer musician while there
>synagogue janitor bro wants me to have eight kids with a Jew
>start and end the day with the Shema, like my grandfather taught me
At the end of the day, I mostly get "Russian?", if anyone even gives a fuck about my ethnicity. (Except for the Muslims who yell at me when I wear my Star of David necklace, the rascals.) Gentile until proven Mostly White, it's sweet.
He looks Italian desu. Sometimes they're pretty indistinguishable from one another.
t. Italian/Jew mutt who could pass as either
>be a regular Polish guy
>go on a trip with your grandma, a pious Orthodox Christian
>visit a former shtetl
>two stereotypical merchants with beards, yarmulkes and the rest of it approach you
>they talk to your grandma in Yiddish, then in Hebrew
>she doesn't speak either so they switch to English
>turns out they thought she's one of the original residents of the shtetl who survived WW2
>ask mother about the incident
>"Son, don't you know where your grandma comes from?"
>check out the city in antebellum Poland her family used to live in
>82% Jewish
Any Israelis in the thread? If I could prove an unbroken maternal Jewish line, would I qualify for citizenship?
I'm pretty sure just 25% merchant DNA gives you citizenship. Not positive though.
My maternal grandfather's mother was a Jew. I have guaranteed citizenship in Israel because of that. In short, the Law of Return is both secularly and religiously designed. My grandfather counts as a Jew, according to Israel.
> 1/8 jewish
What the fuck, that's even worse than americans larping as Irish or Germans.
KYS
How in the fuck are you a Jew? That shit is a religion not ethnicity.
Jews are an entirely different race. It isn't just a "religion"
There's the asiatic bloodline from the bible and there's the larping ukrainians from when the king had, had enough degeneracy so he picked one of the abrahmic religions out of a hat.
I want to fuck that cosplayer
If you can humor that story, give this one 5 minutes of your time.
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Ashkenazi-Jewish culture has been a part of me my whole life, though. Culturally, I'm as Jewish as I am Gentile. It has nothing to do with percentages, and everything to do with family traditions. Who are you to say that I should ignore my own family, and the customs I was born into? Who are you to say that "Irish"-Americans with no Irish roots are equal to living, preserved culture?
>If asked point blank if I am Jewish, I deny point blank
good job, you won't be gassed
>Find out he is a jew
Wow, a jew in america?
I bet you nobody in your shit country are void of KikeDNA you fucking Anglos are the biggest ally of the jews you fucking racetraitors. Burn UK and US to the ground
You're welcome in the ethnostate as long as you convert to Christianity or Paganism.
>Be Chinese
>Don't look Chinese
>Don't sound Chinese
>Chinese people don't like me at all. whatever i don't like them either
>Northern europeans like me most
>How I wish I had been born white
>what you doin rabbi?
Every time
Then theyre booted out of a country