Fuck one, befriend one, kill one

Fuck one, befriend one, kill one.

Fuck Shinji
Befriend Rei
Kill Assuka

Fuck Asuka, kill Shinji,befriend Rei and Kaworu

Always befriend Shinji.
Poor fucker needs a good friend.

Kill them all.

Fuck asuka,befriend of shinji and kill one clone of rei because another will show up later

kaworu best friend

well if you kill Rei we got extras

fuck shinji
befriend shinji
kill shinji

Fuck rei
Kill Shinji
Marry asuka

Fuck Asuka, befriend Shinji, kill Rei. Everyone is happy.

these

Befriend Shinji.
I don't even fucking know where to begin with the other two.

Kill Shinji, fuck Rei, Kill Asuka.

Only correct answer

Attempt to befriend them all, probably end up killing Asuka in the process.

Fuck Asuka
Befriend Rei
Kill Shinji

>no marry option
OP is a faggot.

Befriend Shinji.
Marry Asuka.
Kill Rei.

same

shut up rei faggot

Kill Shinji
Fuck Asuka
Befriend (and marry) Rei

Fuck Asuka, befriend Shinji, kill Rei, befriend Rei's clone.

this desu senpai

>no marry
Fuck you OP, you damn know Shinji is the only waifu material of the 3

Fuck Asuka
Befriend Shinji
Kill Rei, then get another Rei from the Reiquarium in the basement

underrated

Fuck Shinji
Befriend Asuka
Kill the other shit.

This reminds me of spongebob

>just you, me and this tsundere smugging between us

Fuck Shinji, befriend Rei, kill Asuka

Rather pointless, but I like that they didn't do the generic "MC in the middle, other characters at the sides"

Fuck Asuka
Kill Rei
Marry Best Boy

Fuck Asuka
Befriend rei
Kill shinji

Rei pleases my dick more so..
Fuck rei
Befriend asuka
Kill shinji and kawru

fpbp

This is easy

Fuck Asuka (she is hot as hell).
Befriend Shinji (poor dude needs a friend).
Kill Rei (she is replaceable)

You can´t argue agaisnt this logic.

Befriend Shinji.
Get Shinji and Rei to hook up
Fuck Ritsuko
Ignore Asuka, hopefully she kills herself.

>Get Shinji and Rei to hook up
user... that's incest.

Fuck Rei, Befriend Shinji, Kill Asuka

Fuck rei, befriend shinji, kill asuka.

Someone never saw the series.

befriend shinji
fuck misato
kill Reiuka

Befriend Rei because she seem chill as fuck.
Fuck Asuka because I'm into BDSM.
Kill Shinji because I want to kill the 14-year old me that's still alive.

The only right answer.

It is biologically though, sounds like someone never saw the series.

Befriend Rei, fuck Rei and kill Asuka.

I want to read the manga, is it good? Does it add unnecessary shit or butcher the characterization?

>I want to read the manga, is it good?
It's gay.

came here to post this, first post is best post.

Fuck!
Emm...
I suppose that fuck Asuka
Befriend Shinji
Kill Rei
Although i love Rei...

Kill Asuka, Befriend Shinji and ignore the rest.

7 volumes in, it's pretty good, the characters are not bad in any means, Shinji is a little bit different from what he was in the anime, they add a little bit of depth to some minor characters (Touji, Kaji) but they haven't really done anything interesting with Asuka or Rei, beside that they haven't really change much but they skip LOTS of angels.
I like the anime better, but it's a good read, I'm actually buying it and I'm not regretting it.

Is that seriously from the manga? I'm like 40 chapters in right now.

Cool, thanks

fuck Asuka
befriend Shinji
kill Rei

Are the other Evangelion series worth watching? I finished the original + movie not too long ago.

Honestly I don't really like how they made Shinji super sarcastic and smug in the manga, it doesn't fit his character at all.

>you will never fuck three annoying teenagers at once

Befriend Shinji
Fuck Asuka
Kill Rei There's a shit ton of Rei clones

>Rei
>annoying

Hello Ritsuko.

Marry and fuck Asuka
Befriend Shinji
Kill the toilet Rei

This is the only correct answer

Rei is a nasty shit, though.

Kill Asuka

Hello buttmad toiletfag

Kill rei she has clones so its not like it matters.

just bought pic related did i do ok user

It's like you want to be c u cked

Fuck Shinji
Befriend Asuka
Kill Rei because it won't make any difference.

bingo.

Befriend Rei
Fuck Asuka
Kill Shinji

Sorry Shinji

>Rei dies
>she can come back

>Asuka dies
>she's gone for good

Rei is truly best girl

>toilet on cover

ew

Why the hell hasn't the blu-ray boxset been localized yet?

I've been waiting FUCKING YEARS for those so I decided enough was enough and got that instead

Stop defiling South Park with this weeaboo shit

>shitty mass-produced toilet with no individuality, uniqueness or personality
>best anything

Surely you jest

Nice logic there.

fuck Misato
befriend Misato
kill everyone else

Is that the entire series? ADV's platinum collection usually looks like pic related. Hope you didn't shell out a bunch of cash for a bootleg.

Probably has to do with ADV holding the rights to NGE. Since they're dead now it's probably in a grey area for who can distribute the original series.

Am i the only one who doesnt have friends or family irl and spends times looking at pictures online and dreaming about fictional characters being my friends?

I don't have any friends either but I tend to daydream while busy with something else instead of looking up pictures and stuff

Agreed, Kill them all, none deserve to live, that parallel world needs to be destroyed as the angels decreed