This is a vicious vampire

This is a vicious vampire.

This is a man who is unhappy with his vicious vampire.

And this is a snail about to be molested

PANAINO!

This is a snail's defense mechanism.

this is a monkey kong

Fear it

That pink was so tacky im glad they went for black in the BDs.

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The pink was cute, but reading about Shinobu blindfolding Araragi with her leggings destroyed my dick and the black leggings do a better job of replicating that experience.

I want to punish this vicious vampire.

Punish for what?

For her viciousness.

>daughtering Shinobu
>phoneposter

This vicious vampire is also perfect daughteru material

tanabe kyou

has been compelled to do vanilla again.

I see.

With my penis.

Personally, I'd rather just have sex with her.

Excuse me, Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

I think that almost any other website for talking about anime would be more suited for you chap.

>mfw I realized Gatari is literally Japanese Twilight

In what way? other than vampires being in both.

mfw I realized you literally have autism.

Perhaps you are right old bean

Is the monogatari series just self insert ecchi anime?

fuk you carlos

it's actually incredibly deep cinematography hiding under ecchi, hiding under gag, hiding under pretentiousness

picked the fuck up

>people still haven't watched Bake

woah

>Twilight lightness faggot pseudo vamp
>Gatari cute loli vamp

yeah... you're right, kid

With amazing art direction.

Those donuts get destoryed

It's basically wordplay-packed dense dialogues between characters filled up with amazing fanservice and artzie imagery.

NOBODY SHOULD BE THIS CUTEST!

Yes, those people are called newfags.

It's a drama with great characters and a cornucopia of fanservice in all forms to help the words and the drama stay interesting.

This is a majestic phoenix

This is one too

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This nigga has lightsabers

So, do you guys re-download the BD to experience Shaft's "true" artistic intentions, or are you happy with the broadcast rips?

I kinda want to download the BD, but just so lazy to do it.

Hey, Alex, aren't you busy being dead?

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Why isn't her butt squashed against the table?

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>toes

does owari have ecchi moments senpai?

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Just the broadcast rips.

The only time I waited was for Koyomimonogatari.

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>Those rain boots

cute

> mfw probably wont get to watch this until the blurays come out at the end of the year

Fuck Australia.

>My theater had six showings of Part 1

I feel you senpai, I'm in the NT so I most definitely don't get to see it until the blu-rays.