>user you have freed me from my prison and for that I shall grant you 3 wishes.
What do /pol?
>user you have freed me from my prison and for that I shall grant you 3 wishes.
What do /pol?
>all non whites disappear
>I have all the money ill ever need
>my wife stops talking for at least an hour
>10 billion of dollars deposited into a account on a fiscal paradise
>Make me lose 30kg
>3 more wishes.
Is there a time limit on the wishes? Can i save spme for later? My first wish is to be a sexy little girl but i dont have more immediste wishes.
>no jews
>no niggers
>no arabs
overpopulation, world hunger, war and poverty essentially solved.
realistically though,
>no slide threads
>no shill posts
>2d waifu
Seek help
>not remembering that the lampshade jew always fucks you over on unspecific wishes
For me
>1 billion USD to be legally transfered into my account that has already had the taxes taken out on the amount and paperwork tp verify the correct transfer
>ability to sway opinion by gaining the ability to always say the perfect thing to pursade others regardless of personal beliefs
>ability to control my fitness at will but limits me so that I dont damage body at both ends of the spectrum and body adjusts to the movements without damage to organs
treaty between Khosrow and Heracules as soon as he gains control of Byzantine
Jekyll Island carpet bombed at exactly 20:00, 26th, November, 1910
Axis victory
>all niggers to be sent back to africa
>all mexicans to be sent back to mexico
>a coca-cola
Bend over genie...
i wish youd fuck off, bitch
I have only one wish (pics related)
>perfect eyesight
>no allergies
>$50k a month for the rest of my life tax free, adjusted for inflation
>a castle with stacks of gold
>a harem of 1488 waifus
>all brown people to disappear along with any trace of their dna so they can't be cloned back by some cuck down the road
You really are the funny man!
>kill all niggers, Jews and Arabs
>10 million dollars deposited legally in my account
>lemme smash
>Well bitch you're going from one prison to being a slave in my rape dungeon. I wish...
grow some feet so i can suck your toes
>all non whites gone from earth, except northeast asians
>all houseflies, wasps and mosquitos gone from earth
>all people who believe in global warming gone from earth
>The slow, painful extinction of whites
>The humiliating downfall of western civilization, never to rise again and always be known as a third world shithole
>A harem of white women and Sup Forumslack traps to worship my BBC
I don't even need a magic genie to grant these wishes. They're already happening on their own.
moot? Is that you?
>>no slide threads
why contribute to one then
a waifu
good friends
success
>this level of shitposting
I wish for infinite wishes.
For you to go away
1) for Pokemon to be real life
2) for a bottomless bag of trail mix
3) for a bottomless can of beer that always says cold.
And no I'm not sharing my magic bag that could end would hunger
Wrong board. But:
>absolutely perfect shapeshifting, so that I can control my own age, health, and fitness without fucking anything up
>when I cross my fingers everyone who hears what I say believes what I say even if they know it's not true
>everyone on the planet gains the power to reliably sense falsehoods, including lies of omission
Chaos that I can safely enjoy for a long, long time.
>Bottomless Beer Can (the beer poured out long ago because no bottom): "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold..."
>You: "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
>Beer Can: "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold..."
>I want to fuck you until you're pregnant
x3
I will not list my three wishes on a worldwide board as that may jinx them. But, God knows my wishes.
...
>never age past 27
>reality changes to have me pleased without me noticing
>never get bored
>The continent of Africa is completely depopulated in an instant except for Morocco
>All people left in the world are turned genetically caucasian
>I am granted immortality and complete invulnerability unless I speak a sequence of code words to kill myself
I will lead humanity to colonize Mars/Venus with the resources we reap from africa. It may take 500 years but I will be there to ensure all of it.
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>My first wish is for truth; I wish to know, in it's entirety, the origin of the universe, life, and humanity as they truly happened. No alterations, no mess, just the raw truth.
I shall save my other two wishes for another time. Is there some way I could contact you in the future?
>Before receiving the truth you must be inflicted with crippling autism to understand it. Do you wish to continue?
>make Pokemon real
>make a beer can that can distribute infinite beer
>only says one word over and over
Did I accidentally invent a Pokemon with my botched wish?
Seems like a kind of legendary Pokemon
Not yet.
>My second wish, because you forced my hand to make it so, is to Not have to suffer from crippling autism or any mental, physical, or spiritual impairments in order to understand the information I desired in my original wish, which for further clarification was, and I quote, "I wish to know, in it's entirety, the origin of the universe, life, and humanity as they truly happened. No alterations, no mess, just the raw truth."
After you had granted me this wish, then you may continue with gifting me with the truth explained within my original wish which, to further clarify, was, and I quote, "I wish to know, in it's entirety, the origin of the universe, life, and humanity as they truly happened. No alterations, no mess, just the raw truth."
1. Godhood and everything it entails (omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence, etc.), but not be a fucking genie trapped in a lamp.
2. You can fuck off now. Freedom? Okay, whatever. You're free now.
3. So I have one more wish? Hmmm. Okay, I change my mind on freeing you. My final wish is that you're bound to please me for all eternity.
I'll have a coke then
You know what's the problem with this?
How do you know that if you become a god like that, you won't lose what you are?
How do you know that you won't just become some kind of concept or force of nature losing all that makes you, you
You could literally wish for ANYTHING and you waste you wishes on petty hate. SAD!
>not wishing for a waifu
>not wishing for good friends
>not wishing for self fulfillment
No more Jews.
THATS ALL I WANT.
what once was, shall be again
For Space Marines to be Real....
>Petty hate
>Uniting the world
>Bringing human race to the stars
what?
because I like hurting myself
>except for Morocco
why?
>money
>money
>money
Colonising mars isn't going to make you happy. A loving waifu and good friends will.
Morocco has hundreds of years of history of being well-behaved compared to the rest of Africa. They have long invovled themselves in European dealings in the same fashion EU countries would, they fight the muslims, and have the oldest unbroken peace treaty in the world, showing that they keep their word extremely well. Even under occupation in WW2 they constantly strove to help the allied side until freed. They're usually pretty intelligent on a government level, making long term investments in the interest of state. For example they were the first country to recognize USA sovereignty, that same peace treaty was established with them. Thats why any time someone bullies Morocco the USA shows up with guns blazing and asks zero questions. Morocco stood up for them fuckers when everyone else saw them as a shitstain in 1700's.
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1) remove the shitskins
2) remove the Niggers
3) remove the Jews
Please give me lots of money!!
Adorable
I wish for divine levels of willpower and mastery over universal law. I'll donate the last wish to charity I reckon.
So... what you're saying is that you're going back to Africa?
...
>oh no, my 30kg weights have go missing
DON ROCCO
open vagene
show bobs
put in my dik
>Be able to master any skill simply by thinking about (e.g. automotive mechanics, guitar, martial arts, etc)
>Be able to change the shape of my body (e.g. get rid of gyno, get a nice physique, get taller, bigger dick)
>Set QT genie free forever and make her my waifu
>You're .00000001% nog and disappear
>sheeeeeeeit
A million wishes
After that I basically 14/88 the planet before travelling to other dimensions and living out self insert fantasies
Kill leftists
Fuck 'Equality of Outcome'
Freedom for all
>Make myself in peak physical shape for my shape and age
>make it so that I am this way for all time
>make it so that I always have the exact amount of money I need in dollars
Anyone who wants to change the world using wishes is a faggot, use your own strength
>kill all niggers, Jews and Arabs
"VERY WELL user, BUT BY DOING SO YOU ACTIVATED THE ONE DROP RULE, KILLING EVERYONE THAT HAS .00000001% AFRICAN, JEW, OR ARAB BLOOD!"
>10 million dollars deposited legally in my account
"IT'S IN ZIMBABWE DOLLARS"
>lemme smash
"I'M A BOY"
Some land
A house
fuck me
buy me the new cuphead game
give me 20 bucks
>I want a genie like you to stay with me forever.
no nevermind disregard those i want you to be my waifu
I wish all "what does/pol/ think" shitposters would die
let's see...
1. Good fortune for the rest of my life
2. Telekinesis with no side effects
3. Can eat as much food as I want but always physically fit
>All abrahmic religions to be removed from existence
Don't really need more than that wish to be honest, but while I'm at it I could remove niggers and arabs as well
turn into my mom
let me fuck you
never speak of this to anyone
1.Kikes Gone
2.Niggers Gone
3.Muslims Gone
Hah too bad that won't happen.
God is more powerful than genies fedorafag
no tendies for you.
>> Normies all realise that Pizzagate is real
>> All of Israel's nuclear weapons are destroyed
>> Mossad and the CIA are both completely wiped out
1. more wishes
2. Revive Hitler
3. Epic amounts of money
> become chad
> become smart
> ww3 will happen in my lifetime
That's objectively wrong. I have the best wife in the entire world and yet I am very worried about the future. I will relax when there aren't any blacks.
>I want life to be like an anime
>I want a waifu who will be the best
>I want my memories erased
1)Kill Soros; 2)Convict Adolf Hillary of Treason; 3)Everyone affiliated with Antifa command structure be convicted as a terrorist and given prison time.
Fuck genie
Fuck genie
Marry genie
Fuck genie
>be my friend
I don’t really need any other wishes after that. Money couldn’t hurt though.
Galactic white empire
1: sex with the hot genie girl at any point in time I shall desire it for the rest of my life
2: financial security for my family for life
3: all threats to western culture are eliminated
spoken like a true friendless virgin
inb4 Jews claim they're white
Ok op since you want my real wishes...
1) Access to the Inventory and Abilities of any character in any game I own, from any game that I play.
2) Bacon
3) Ability to Travel Dimensions using Books and Movies as the Traveling Medium.
>people ITT would seriously try to influence politics
I wish
1. 900 Trillion dollars of legitimate wealth
2. Superb health for me
3. Superb health for everyone I will ever love
Nigga my life will be god-tier, fuck everyone else. I'll fucking buy off politics at that point if I really want to. I'd give every GOP congressman 100 million dollars to pass whatever bill I want.
>>wife stops talking for at least an hour
Let's go with -reasonable- wishes user.
1. The death of every non-white on the planet
2. The complete erasure of Marxism & Islam from the human consciousness and physicality (books, etc)
3. Peaceful Aryan Utopia
1. 14/88
2. gas the kikes
3. race war now
Wish 3 couldnt be fulfilled then cuz wish 2 destroys the genie. (Djinn are islamic)
My first wish is for the user reading this to make a big loud stinky fart! as a joke haha
then kill the jews or whatever I guess