you have be with you monster girl waifu for long while now and you need to introduce to family. what girl am you be with and how do your family react.
i begin, my choice am head girl. i tellings family that she blue skin girl at first and that normal. i be saving head feature for more comical time such as dinner.
when all am sitting at table for eating, i be wait for head girl to reach for foods but when she do i be knocking head off into smashed potato.
shock of fellow family be funny, but real laughs come from sound head make when hitting smashed potato. also am certain potato would spray all over so that also funny.
then i assure family this am normal and just forgot to tell. then i take head to bathroom to clean. except i dont use sink but tongue instead. then go back and eat foods.
i imagine being more hard with less human girl but also many family just be happy son find girl. some even be shocked for had given away hope.
You forget, while giving her a tongue bath, her body will be twitching from the sensations. Might worry the family.
Samuel Davis
Is English not your first language, user?
Jason Ortiz
So, my favorite character is suu, but then again, are we even sure if suu is female?
Sebastian Walker
It just mimics things around it. It was surrounded by more females than males, so it became female.
Lincoln Thomas
Uhuh
Connor Miller
That's the most shitty OP I've ever seen in a monster musume thread And it's not for best girl Lala but because of the ammount of autism in the OP
Brayden Lopez
But who was phone?
Landon Harris
I see.
What happens if we inject her with a large dose of concentred testosterone and viagra?
Elijah Peterson
Futa slime
Lincoln Green
Probably nothing. Suu is a genderless blob, she would probably just dissolve whatever you put in her. Or maybe it gives a funny side effect like the poison plants did
Gavin Williams
Yes, and?
Brandon Moore
For My Little Penis
Jose Nelson
nothing, she is the only good girl, the only reason i watched this trainwreck shit show.
well yes, she is a full grown mare, we have had many discussions on /mlp/ about how a human cock would satisfy a pony, especially because of human stamina vs horse stamina. you would probably only be able to make centorea cum through sucking her big mare clit or shoving you arm inside her up to the elbow.
Carter Martin
>trainwreck shit show >discussions on /mlp/
100$ legit
Josiah Bell
i want to fuck a horse more than the next guy, but a smaller pony is the better fit for a human penis.
we all love huge winking mare vag, but with a pussy that is like 18 inches deep you can't satisfy her with your dick.
Elijah Adams
>In honor of the OP It is beings of the times! challonge.com/qtey2eyy The battle of the sea princess of Mero or spider of spook Rachnera. strawpoll.me/11050897 Half of the hour!
Wyatt White
Draco was built for the most vanilla love
Joseph Howard
Comrade is time for sleep
Jose Watson
NO I MUST POST MONSTER GIRLS FOR HOMELAND
Jackson Rogers
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
Evan Gutierrez
1st for Zombina, but what would the next monster musume should be? Squirrel girl?
Josiah Anderson
Whatever name Crab wants to give to a deertaur. Cerea needs a friend.
Gabriel Reed
ecchi is trash.
Aaron Clark
>Homeland
Jonathan Martin
Does it work that way? I thought only the head responds to the body, not the body responding to the head
Brandon Bailey
>Draco the dyke rapist
That's a funny way to spell Cerea. If anyone deserves vanilla it's her
Daniel Thomas
Suu did nothing wrong.
I'm here to clear her good name of any and all false accusations.
Josiah Wright
Moth is Cute CUTE!
Lucas Brooks
> Ruining Hel
Julian Edwards
would marry and impregnate.
Robert Perez
That's some pretty adorable Draco there friend
Brayden King
Suu is pure as a midnight snow.
Jordan Perry
That's a Shinigami. This is a Hel.
Jacob Thompson
>Getting triggered while getting her species wrong. Death is a reaper. Halifah is a hel.
Xavier Sanchez
What's a hel?
Grayson Miller
Goddess of the underworld in Norse Mythology
Dominic Lee
I like that pupper.
Gabriel Wright
...
Eli Bell
Dante, while appropriate, i don't know what you're doing in that image
Jason Murphy
All Dracos are adorable
Carson Sullivan
>ywn bro out with Bina >ywn go shooting with Bina >Bina will never say pic related after you teach her how to shoot better instead of just magdumping >ywn have her punch your arm to cover up her feelings >ywn go get drunk with Bina >ywn stay up drinking with Bina while watching shitty zombie movies >ywn horse around with her as she pretends to be attacking you >ywn accidentally have the moment get intimate >ywn have an awkward and passionate kiss with Bina >ywn spend the night doing R rated things with Bina >ywn wake up with Bina cradled in your arms
It hurts.
>ywn wake up a zombie because you were too drunk to remember to wear a condom
Camden Diaz
I couldn't read past half of the first sentence. Kill yourself.
Joshua Moore
challonge.com/qtey2eyy Rachnera nets herself a win as Mero experiences her final tragedy. With this, only 4 Main Harem girls are left in the competition, half of which are in the loser bracket.
>Fucking horse or animals in general. Threadly reminder that Cerea is beastiality.
Connor Mitchell
She should have know those wouldn't fit
Dylan Hill
>not going balls deep in mare cunt
Fag
William Mitchell
I just wanna nut in that lizard booty and not take responsibility.
Brandon Nguyen
But they're made to fit.
>You will never be a tailor who gets to take Draco's measurements
Mason Butler
I have be with me shark, friend of bicycle cop.
At first they react probably to being a pirate. That may or may not go over well. At some point a booty pun will be badly received.
Jaxson Brooks
Why does no one have the webm of Lala twirling her staff and looking cool?
Ryan Myers
Because Lala never looks cool.
William Russell
Lewd Dracos are also acceptable
Ryder Allen
>staff
You wouldn't happen to be Thompson user would you?
Kevin Cruz
Cute sneks are cute
Colton Flores
Oh you are right, I see it now. Thought they were regular pants caught on her tail
Jeremiah Cruz
but user, that only happens to females.
Levi Hall
>going balls deep in mare cunt user are you that far gone from humanity that only an animal a damn equine at is satisfactory?
Landon Butler
...that several winos have pissed into to stay warm.
Jaxson Diaz
Every zombie movie and story every disagrees
Jayden Walker
God damn those custom tail panties are so fucking lewd they shouldn't even be legal
Blake Sullivan
Bina thinks they're a joke.
Elijah King
Bet she thinks taking a bullet to the head is a joke too
Jackson Jones
S O U R C E
Samuel Baker
>shark mermaids The eternal enemy of superior inaba hare clan.
Jack Phillips
______idk
Julian Taylor
Look it up, you faggot A Monster's Hospitality
Tyler Sanchez
Good luck shooting trying to shoot her.
Samuel Moore
I'd pump this zombie full of hot lead if you catch my drift.
Ethan Evans
Same here, and after I did that then I'd pump her full of semen
Michael Davis
Thanks user.
Luke Green
I feel like she would be into some level of guro since she can do it, and would even be happier if it made her partner uneasy >we aren't fucking till you connect 10 bullets with my body
I guess that would give you direct exposure to her formaldehyde, but if you are jamming your dick in her anyway I doubt you care
William Ramirez
>cops keep responding to calls at your house because your neighbors hard multiple gunshots at 2am
Alexander Hall
>just some loud movies officer >oh yea, then explain the bleeding dismembered girl laying on the floor behind you >you are under arrest son
Obviously, Bina would have moved herself into the visible position after you went to grab the door. Doppel rubs off on her
Landon Gomez
>sorry, my girlfriends into some kinky shit >asshole neighbors keep calling the cops >they're eventually arrested for calling the cops too many times >go back to fucking corpse
Delicious tears
James Gutierrez
>having to explain your sex life with a kinky undead tomboy to the cops
Luis Watson
>Corpse laying on the floor as swat, and police swarm into your house. >But ass naked along with corpse >Police and Swat tackle you hand cuffing you while trying to see what happen to the corpse. >Suddenly she smiles.
Mason Powell
>a young Doppel becomes your homestay >you come home to pic related What do?
Jaxson Bennett
Take that book away forever and make sure my flamethrower is in good working order just in case
Tyler Brown
>fucking a corpse and being a necrophiliac is okay >but warm horse pussy is hated around here
I'm disappointed in all of you
Kayden Ward
> Implying anything about this series is okay
Angel Martin
Vanilla snake is always okay
Jordan Butler
Horsy girl is well loved by many.
Zachary Williams
>family just be happy son find girl
Christian Mitchell
how does one slime-proof a house?
Brandon Cox
"...What?"
Levi Taylor
Plastic everywhere and live in the south pole
Joshua Roberts
What a hell of an OP. Honestly though man, I'll just ride her to their house. They'll be so awe struck at her majestic self to even synapse a question in their head.
Jaxon Scott
These threads have always been full of plebs who can't appreciate Cerea. How do you still not understand this?
Dominic Garcia
Suu will have to be careful with all that sugar around Kiira.
Ian Wood
remember when we all argued for 4 chapters about whether snek, bird or horse mom was worst mom but meros mom came in and settled it
Xavier Carter
>Kiira eats Suu because she's the sweetest girl
Angel Lewis
Nah that's still Miia's slutty mom.
Hors >>Burb > shit > Fish > Snek
Aaron Martin
>ywn have a Milf Lamia kidnap you and bring you back to the nest