TOTAL OBLITERATION Edition
>confirmed economic control of Catalonia from now on, to avoid economic sudoku
>confirmed destitution OF PRESIDENT AND VICEPRESIDENT OF CATALAKEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT HAPPENED MY BOIS
get in here to celebrate
TOTAL OBLITERATION Edition
>confirmed economic control of Catalonia from now on, to avoid economic sudoku
>confirmed destitution OF PRESIDENT AND VICEPRESIDENT OF CATALAKEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT HAPPENED MY BOIS
get in here to celebrate
TOMA TOMA TOMA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
NONE DESERVES TO LIVE IN THE MARXIST SHITHOLE THAT IS SPAIN
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hope they declare the memeindependence soon. Sweet liberal tears
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shut up Rufian
cut the crap with your stupid script, fuck
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8 SECONDS
PUCHI DESTITUTION IN ONE WEEK
Europe needs a Franco
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This is the result of 200 years of economic oppression towards Spain, we win Laureano Figuerola, we win
timmy, salty as fuck
NOW THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SHUTDOWN OF DEMOCRACY IN CATALONIA
I SWEAR TO GOD, THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Actually what the fuck did they epect? i mean they have been saying this fro liteerraly 2 months
Also pic related
*Expect
>busted
TV3 BTFO
b-b-but you didn't give us enough time, y-you fascist!
Enjoy Rajoy, catacucks
Lets hope Pelomocho doesn't disappoint us again and we have the fighting we were promised 2 weeks ago. I can't wait to see him being escorted by police.
Its just delusional boomers one more time.
They belive that they can change shit with their fancy elections
>catakeks ignore constitution
>catakeks invents their own laws
>they approve invented laws without voting them
>then the illegal voting, and all that jazz
>the king and the REAL SPANISH gov take control of economy and destitute the scam artists/politicians
NOW THE CATALAKEKS CLAIM THEIR DEMOCRACY IS IN JEOPARDY
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Its boomers and millenials, the whole free Catalonia was just a ploy to get more gibs and autonomy, the problem is that those indoctrinated to support them are now in power and couldn't see the truth.
Don't do it, Spain. We will cut your gibs and send Heinkels
Fuck off Jordi, you always place the same fucking pics calling spain commies, and im 100% sure that when you are in the streets you call Spain fascist
Enjoy the 155
I really hope podemos goes riot aswell and they go into jail too, cant wait for the happeningss for the six new months, im sure spanish goverment will wait until the economic analysys air out so catalonians can see the shoot in the feet they did themselves
NICE
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Fuck those communists
>Podemos
>Doing something thats not complaining
Pffffffff.
Hey those are nice stats, and brits dare call us gay when they all strongly approve of racemixing, gay marriage and trannies
MANOLO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
WE VOTED AND WE WILL HAVE INDEPENDENCE
>independentist parties boycott the new elections
>catalonia gets a full-majority pro spanish parliament
Please let it happen.
new catalan flag right there
Time to post some rare catacucks maymays boyos
>Boicot elections
>PP stays in Catalonia as acting government until they stop crying
I like it.
Based Spain. Crush the catalunian shits.
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And then Catalonia will declare an U.D.I, he's got nothing to lose at this point. Even with new election same pro independance parties will win again so then what, never hold elections and just keep direct control?
Spanish posters are literally cancer, I hope you get that civil war.
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statistically speaking, the independecucks are not more than 46%, lad
the economic decline will skew that figure even further
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You already had it
Did you like the 8 seconds?
It's hard to know what will happen next desu. An UDI wouldn't have any effect of course, the main problem would be if pro-secession parties will take over after the new elections, and it's hard to know what will people vote for in the next elections, with the central government beating people in one side and a fuckton of companies and big banks leaving catalonia on the other side.
Remember what happend last time
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BASED
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Viva España, viva el Rey, viva el orden y la ley
VIVE ESPANA
VIVE EL REY
VIVE EL ORDEN
Y VIVE EL LEY
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only talk about la independecia basada en relatos imaginarios de impuestos, pagas lo mismo que lo demas si ganas mas pagas mas, es que son como niños chicos los catalanes, el resto de españoles pagamos aunque seamos mas pobres que vosotros.
Except, you forgot, facing jail. Don't worry Magyar Cigani, it won't happen
Now where are all the "brave" catalans talking shit and be totally conviced that they will get the independece?
>1 Oct
>We are going to get the independence witht he recount of the votes
>Mfw 21 Oct and the only thing that you get it is the suspension of your leaders and increase your status of Meme.
Based lel
That's it, pack it up boys. This master 4D chess strategy by Rajoy totally destroyed the independence movement, after denying the right to vote, the violent actions of the police and the suspension of the autonomy of Catalunya not only he has not made the number of independentists grow but he also has erased from the brains of catalans that they want to be independent. Catalan's aspirations don't exist anymore and you'll never hear about the independence of Catalonia ever again, Rajoy is a genious.
Bahahahahaha fucking Manolos you're so retarded if you think this is a win for you.
WHAT THE FUCK
We could meme Cyndaquill (nº 155) into an anti independist symbol
VIVE ESPANA, CABRONES
WE WUZ ANNONYMUZZZ
it will happen again, this was like the 4th time already
READ THIS AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY
HOW PEOPLE CAN BE SO STUPID
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I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR HEAD
THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT golpe de estado
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Yeah that's why I don't understand. Calling for early an election after Rajoy's poor stunt will make either the Parliament of Catalonia stay the same or the independentist parties will grow. The only reason Rajoy would want to do that is if he plans to cook up the results.
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An UDI can at most result in armed resistance if the Mossos side with Catalan independant state.
There no way to be exactly sure how many support independance without a proper vote where everyone decides to show up. As likely pro independance and unity are approximately equal with a percentage of people who are can go either way.
Anyhow we will se at approx 9pm when Puidgemont will have his speech.
4th time of what? Which times?
They are waiting to air the economic impact of the attempt of secesion to prove how much money would lose in that case
Catalonians care more about money than the ideas
Also waiting after january to see all the papers andorra has about catalonia
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>An UDI can at most result in armed resistance if the Mossos side with Catalan independant state.
did you know that it's the spanish ministry of the interior the one who pays almost all of the mossos' salary? The worst think that could happen is a strike. A civil war is very very unlikely. IMO the worst think that could actually happen is an ETA-like movement with terrorist attacks across the country again.
kek they are getting better at mems
I can't wait until Puchimon hang himself
10 days of conflict incoming
now Puchi is going to larp into independence, now that he has lost everything
he is basically committing political sudoku now
same with junqueras
ELECTIONS NOW
this shit is literally redeeming Rajoy and the King for fucking good
A terrorist group like ETA is the end of Catalonia separatism. With that the government has blank card to use all the force and declare illegal any separatist parties.
mfw when these two catalonians always post here in a catalan threads
were only missing that "MUH BALTIC WAY" Lithuanian cuck who supports catalonia independence
>a strike
>in spanish security forces
can't and won't happen famalam, this right is restricted for them, it's a one way ticket to prison
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They have already talked a gorillion times about the impact of the secession, most of the things said being lies so it's useless keep going in that direction. Those who want independence believe they will be better off being independent and thos who don't believe they're better off in Spain.
And lol about the Andorra papers, I think you spend too much time in the spanish version of Buzzfeed (whatever it is).
FINALLY
Independence declaration next week confirmed
Vote partit nacional socialista català
google search catalonia independence
Independentists politicians still pushing the meme that Catalonia wants independence, when it is a fact, not even 50% voted that fake illegal vote
Catalonia is full of based Spaniards
ITS OVER COMMIES
ELECTIONS ARE COMING
GO FIND A JOB AGAIN
YOUR SHOW IS FINALLY OVER
>tfw the meme is real
Gabriel Rufian, at least post some new pictures.
WHATS NEXT?????
WHY ARE WE HERE FOR SUFFERING?
ARE THE NEWS TRUE?
ARE THEY RENAMING THE PLACE TO KEKALONIA FOR REAL?
>ARE THE NEWS TRUE?
We usually dont post fake news here,
If we do its just for the memes
All the shit you see here is real.
Ban all seperatist parties, membership of Catalan ETA rises hard which increases the terror attacks.
Werent several high members of the Mossos getting arrested and prosecuted for supporting independance groups? The moment people realise they are fucked either way is when they make weird choices.
One thing for sure EU is losing a lot of face. In that regard Putin was right about the west in his speech on the 19th.
A catalan ETA won't happen but the blank card stuff you say didn't work with the real ETA, did it?
>They don't even want Independence
>Better confiscate those ballots in case they do
Reminder that Spain is such a shithole that all the cute Spanish girls are coming over here to whore themselves out.
A terrorist group supporting independence is not at all a reason to declare any political party illegal.
What are you doing in Germany Jordi?
It actually did.
Not really Hans. The girls you are receiving are just the art majors that can't find a decent job here. For the most part they come back in the end because you are too boring.
>Comparing TL with ETA
You're not even trying Manolo
>Better confiscate those ballots in case they do
quit being ignorant
it was inconstitutional
Celebrating what, exactly? That your state, to whom you are nothing but a worthless little whore, managed to crush people who wanted self-determination? What difference does it make to you either way?
When Batasuna was banned, ETA terrorism plummeted until it disappeared.
I don't understand what is going on. someone give me a quick rundown
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It is if there are ties connecting them.