So I’m doing a persuasive speech for my college class...

So I’m doing a persuasive speech for my college class, and my topic is arguing for the Balkanization of the United States. What are some fun arguments for it, fellow Sup Forumslacks?

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Makes it easier for the colonials to submit to the might of the Empire

Niggers will be sent back to Africa.
Mexicans will be sent back to Mexico.
The end.

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Keep dreaming annon. There are 140 million non-whites in the USA. They arn't going anywhere.

Does Texas like Oklahoma?

you can deport niggers to california

For Canada, at least, most of the political power is consolidated in Ottawa, which means they can stick their fingers in their ears and do whatever they want without listening to anyone other than Quebec, really.

Nope, we'd be happy to hand it off to anyone else.

>Cheyenne the capitol of CO
LOL

on that Map, the Confederate states should have Texas, Aztlan, and California.

I like it. But what if the blacks don't just wanna leave? Do we kill them or chain them and drop them off in Africa?

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Holy shit.
Britain what the actual fuck happened

Maybe...or...
who's to say that they can't just... "disappear" through questionable means?

Ded

My fun argument would be to get the east coast the fuck out of my Midwest.

>capital of Maritime Federation is St. John's
What brainlet made this? It would be Halifax.

I like it but Aztlan is way overdone.

Embarrassing

>Hawaii not a kingdom
You dun goofed

Failure to include Appalachia (Capital: Sevierville) results in ten-point deduction user.

Uh, who made that map? WTF?! NY and MS are in no way considered Appalachia.....I would say north AL is not either....but whatever

Oklahoma will be pissed haha

>not restoring the Republic of Texas all of its Clay

WE DEFEATED AN EMPEROR TWICE, DON'T DENY US OUR GLORY

What would be the Bulgaria of the Americas? The state which will more or less retains its' borders compared to these of its' neighbours, which keep changing constantly?