You're 12 years old again

>You're 12 years old again
>It's saturday night and your parents just went out for date night
>You have pic related all to yourself for the next 4 hours
What anime are you watching and what flavor ramen are you eating?

>Saturday night
>parents out
>not watching whatever porn came on HBO

>Ramen

Bitch I'm makin Mac n CHeese and watching Gunsmith Cats.

Cats'n'Kraft night.

Eating ramen while watching tv is the shittiest Idea ever. I ate a spicy taiwanese ramen while whatching seinfeld once and I couldn't hear shit.

Marathon Digimon Tamers. Again.

Singing along that god-tier OP. RIP WAda Kouji, you were my fucking childhood.

Eating this.

That is the best one from them. I also love their violet one but everybody hates that.
Also the plastic bowls have shit noodles, buy the regular package.

>You're 12 years old again

But that's like 18 years ago, anime was crazy hard to get back then. But I guess my answer is Evangelion, that came out just about then.

la blue girl or bible black

>I was 12 12 years ago
I was a faggot back then so probably whatever season of Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh was airing

There's Kamen rider black, doraemon and uuh... ranma.

>tfw parents go out to concert
>since it's at the lake close by, expect it to be done soon, and only watch first half
>they're gone for four fucking hours and I was just being paranoid about being caught
God fucking damn it B-52s. And the parental lock was disabled too.

Pokemon
Chef Boyardee

I think Blue Gender was airing (On Adult Swim) around that time so probably that.

That sounds god damn wonderful, can I come watch too user?

Fuck yeah, man.

I've got that shit on DVD.

And if they ever do an HD remaster on Blu-Ray I will literally kill my way to the front of the line.

Recollect everything I know about my current life so that I don't forget. Start a list of companies to invest money in and succeed in life. Take college courses from community college. Graduate early and get hired as consultants. Use future knowledge to make myself a life and the. Worm for the next 5-10 years before retiring as a millionaire and live a neet life.

That was around the time that my mom worked overnight and let me have friends stay over all the time.

So probably DBZ or Gundam Wing on the weekend Toonami night block. Probably wouldn't have slept

Do most people start fapping at 12?

I don't have time for anime, I've got xp to grind in Runescape

*steel drums start playing*

you forgot what anime you were watching and what ramen you were eating

yah

I didn't fap until I was thirteen and a half.

Been going nonstop after that though.

>Your parents get home early

QUICK

My first fap was at 9
With a porn DVD with blonde titty giros

Depends. Depending on your genes you either mature early or late. Blacks mature earlier, followed by the whites and finally the Asians. If you're in a predominantly black neighborhood, then most start fapping at 12. If whites maybe half. If Asian, then you won't start till a year or so after the whites.

>you hear a car go up the driveway and a car door slam
>shut everything down on the computer
>put on shorts
>run to the front window and look outside
>its the neighbors
>well back to business
And that's my childhood summed up

THIS. LIKE EVERY DAY.

This. I wasn't watching anime, I was finding the closest thing to porn I could find and beating it for 4 hours.

Fuck you. I'm eating wide egg noodles with garlic butter and Parmesan while watching Space Battleship Yamato.

You kids nowadays don't know what you're missing.

Pshhh get on maplestory already noob.

Actually this is me now at 26.

My roommates will never ever catch me.

Superhuman hearing during fap sessions are the best.

>computer freezes

maplestory was my childhood man
I loved being a thief or a pirate

I actually got in a lot of trouble as a kid because my friends and I wanted to be real life pirates and went and crashed a bunch of 40,000 dollar sailboats into each other in the middle of a lake and jumping into other peoples sailboats in our sailing class
we'd stand on the bow and leap in, shit was fucking cash
we also threw bees at hornet nests and then run and laugh as little kids got raped by the hornets
good times

I learned at 7 or 8.

started at 14
only took me 2 years to get laid though so theres that

>Close Laptop
>The sound is still playing loudly

>immediately look for things loud to play to mask the sounds

I'm grown as fuck and this is still me.

I'm thirty years old, unemployed and living at my parents. Doing ninja fapping is hell

>Don't hear parents pull up
>They open the front door
>Using dad's computer
>Close everything and tuck boner to greet them
>let dad on the computer
>realize you forgot to delete search history

I live on people's couches and still stealth fap, that must make me some fucking ninjutsu master of masturbation

>holds down power button and prays to Cthulhu it turns off in 5 seconds

They probably knew and were just being polite.

They probably threw away their couch after you stopped freeloading there. Or sterilized it.

>Get caught anyway because somehow, for some reason, parents walked in through the back door which faces the computer screen.
>Get a long talk about how masturbation is awful and I should be ashamed of myself.

>It's a Dad confronts me at 13 about anime porn episode

Dr. Kellog would be proud

crayon shin chan, spicy chicken

I just said "Fuck it", made some mac n cheese, and plugged in the Gunsmith Cats DVD.

This gonna be gud.

flcl
ramen is for weabos m8
maybe smoke a joint

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>DVD
>childhood

enjoy your panic attacks

No I mean I did that just now. Like, the OP is playing as I type this.

>maybe smoke a joint

enjoy your schizophrenia mate

>ramen is for weabos m8
Literally everybody eats ramen dumb stoner. I only like it cause my parents bought it growing up. It's a prime choice for college normalfags cause it's cheap.

Damn I'm triggered. I don't even like the stuff all that much you're just dumb.

...

Obligatory.

Seconded. I do homecare for my grandmother as my day job, and she literally asked me to make ramen yesterday and today because her stomach's been bothering her.

Ramen is for everyone.

Some time around the saturday nights i was able to watch Yu Yu Haksuho and i alternated with porn. Good times.

he probably likes taco hell, so his opinion about food is irrelevant

Fuck off Seth Rogan

I just ate some noodles, but I've never really understood the difference between noodles and ramen.

Ramen is a specific type of noodle, like angelhair or spaghetti.

Actually the new Crush Vanilla Freeze is like crack.

If he's been smoking joints since he was twelve, he probably also have a cognitive disorder.

he is and asshole, but i loved pineapple express

If Zoids and Cardcaptor Sakura are already over for the day, I sift through the pile of VHS tapes, looking for Voltron, Transformers or Battle of the Planets. My dad insists that Gigantor is the shit, but I just can't get into it. If Corey comes over, he insists that we watch Medabots instead. Medabots is cool too.

The labels of The Land Before Time and the final volume of Voltron are torn in EXACTLY the same way, so I put the wrong one in half the time.

I didn't rewind it last time, so I unplug the VHS rewinder and take it into the kitchen. I boil a pot of water on the stove, and it takes forever because we don't have a gas stove, just electric hotplates. I begin rewinding.

When it's finally bubbling, I make myself a bowl of the really, really salty beef ramen, from before they changed the seasoning. If I'm really hungry, I also make some buttered toast (by spreading margarine onto some bread, then putting it into the toaster).

I put the rewinded tape into the player and gorge myself on ramen and Voltron. In 2002 or so, I got Voltron: the Third Dimension too. I thought Stealth Voltron looked stupid, but I watched it all the way through anyway.

I would always time it so that I got through the end of the third episode exactly when Adult Swim started. If my timing was off, I would just rewind a bit and watch the fight again.

Then it was time for Eva and/or Inuyasha. Fuck yeah. One day they started airing Bleach and I kinda lost interest. Dunno why, because I ended up reading the manga years later and loved it.

>I'm grown as fuck
>that filename
Does not compute. Kill yourself.

Did the same but with a Saint Seiya movie (Eris one) on a VHS with a 29" CRT TV, got some cereal with it and genuinely enjoyed it, nostalgia sure is a bitch.

Assuming it's the same year I was twelve; every show on Toonami and Adult Swim Action of course.

Inuyasha and chicken flavor

I was a 12 year old starter as well, good times.

>Zoids
M
>Cardcaptor
A
>Medabots
H

NIGGAH

It's nice, rigt?

I didn't know that Aeris died. When that happened I walked around in my house restlessly until I could calm down for about an hour. She was the character in my party I tried to level the most.

Why would I want to repeat that kind of hell? 12 years old was a bad time.

Which Zoids?

Answer correctly or you are not my nigga.

Are you my imouto?
Literally would do this every saturday without fail
>sometimes she would hog both tv and computer so she could write fanfics and watch inuyasha at same time
>would only eat creamy chicken or regular chicken flavored maruchan brand ramen

New Century, of course.

>creamy chicken
Absolutely disgusting.

It didn't become bad for me until I became a teenager. Not at once, but around fourteen I kind of fell out. Before then it was bliss.

When I entered high school it kind of mellowed out though.

>creamy chicken

>12

Probably reruns of Voltron, Robotech, and Speed Racer.

I'm old.

Toonami - Rurouni Kenshin and Yu Yu Hakusho.
Didn't eat ramen back then (nor now), but I ll go with pork.

>by spreading margarine onto some bread, then putting it into the toaster
Nigga, I won't ask what's wrong with you, because your shit taste in the rest of your post has that covered, but seriously nigga, what the fuck?

Then you can fuck right off.

And eating whatever I could find in the fridge.
Usually leftovers.

CC was fine, but New Century was what I started on.

>4.6 stars on amazon
>bad
No taste detected

10 - 11 here, and for what my friends used to talk about, it seems everyone else did too.

15 here.

>12
I was playing KH 358/2 and lurking Newgrounds back then,I didn't think much of anime until HS.

>giving a fuck about amazon reviews

IT'S TIME TO BATTLE
MEDA BATTLE
TIL YOU DROP

I hated anime when I was 12, I thought it was degenerate shit for losers.
I became a weeb when I was like 17.
12 year old me was right tbvh

My little brother is 12. Has he started fapping? I thought he was pure.

Who /neverbeencaughtfapping/ here?

Feels good man.

depends, does he take your laptop?

My parents were already divorced.
I didn't watch anime or eat ramen anyway. I'd probably eat whatever candy bars or ice cream I could find.

9 or 10 for me