Get in the car faggot

Get in the car faggot

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N-no thank you, You might be a pedophile.

Do you have any Jim Croce, or The Eagles, or Wings?

>Not the DSotM edit
Well, you tried.

Hey, I'm not a faggot

>lolis will never try to accost you on the streets with promises of classic rock

Why liv

I-I know you're going to rape me, but can you please be gentle about it? I'm fragile.

I still don't know what this gif is from

an anime ____

Mods please this is triggering me

Sorry I'm not supposed to talk to strange lolis

Skipping some steps there, bitch. Where is the rock and beer?

N-no

I got you user, it's called Junsui Ouji to warau neko

Make me

D-Do you have Pink Floyd and The Rolling Stones?

>faggot

I think she is talking with OP.

Fine, fine

Can you get in now?

Wait a second, are you gonna rape me like last time?

Sure, we got Atom Heart Mother, Division Bell, and Dark Side of the Moon

>atom heart mother

Good for a few laughs I guess, Alan's psychedellic Breakfast in particular. The rest is pretty much trash.

>Division Bell
Actually just trash

>DSotM
Decent rock album, entertaining enough most of the time.

Scoot over, bitch.

Y-you got any Captain Beefheart?

I would've totally went in if she had some rum.

mr. Depp you like anime too?

Okay, don't hit me anymore - I'll get in!

>pink floyd

Your next movie better not be shit cap'n

Rum is pretty good, but ouzo and whiskey are better!

>Pink Floyd
>implying progshit is ever good

what are we going to do in the car?

whaaaa!

pomf

I'll get in if you play Death Grips.

>there are people who actually think Death Grips isn't garbage

Go back to sucking off Kayne and Death Grips.
You too.

It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

Got any Black Metal from Ukraine?

Shit's good fampai.

Where do i sit?!

Remember anons, if a cute loli wants you to go into a dark alleyway or into a white, unlicensed, windowless van with her, you totally should because they probably have alcohol and all the cool music you're into.

Not into any of that. You got any Kalafina or Nana Mizuki? I'll take eurobeat if you got any as well.

Don't like Floyd? I got you covered, mister.

I'm banging your onee san right now can wait for a sec

Sorry loli, I only listen to doom metal, dark ambient and dream pop. Get out of here with that shit.

she's an anime loli
give her some jpop and sake

>dark ambient

You got me with the black label.
I don't care if I'm going to jail.

Make it WYWH and I'll hop in.
N-Not that I'd be willing to.

>faggot
Are you talking to the guy next to me?

>open front door
>throw driving loli out
>floor it the fuck outta there

The "Hentai" Prince and the Stony Cat

Maybe if it were The Final Cut.

It's not actually porn or anything is it?

It's comedy with some ecchi.

hentai=pervert

I wonder why they have left 'hentai' untranslated; is it because they want to draw people's attention to this since they'll be reminded of the hentai genre?

Maybe if it was Meddle.

...

I don't want to get in Trouble!

D-do you have Yes?

My parents told me not to get in cars with strangers

Yes

>ctrl-f headpats
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Oh, you sweet innocent anons. I'm so sorry for the ones that get in.

I'm sure some people here have Death Grips, IFYKWIM.

DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND

oh boy, now I can't refuse

Sorry little girl, you aren't nearly smug enough to pursuade me.

Well since you can't seem to aim yeah.

My waifu told me to not listen to lolis other than herself.

>N-no thank you, You might be a teleiophile.
ftfy

these are pretty cool.

How fucking new are you

Go easy on him it was one of those anime that would fade into obscurity pretty fucking fast if that meme wasn't made one October day.


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I prefer prog sliding into pop.

Reminder that looks are dangerous

>tfw no Rotterdam-esque scandal, where brown lolis have been sexually exploiting poor white Sup Forumsnons for years and the government refuses to take any actions because they're ruled too cute to be persecuted by the law

>He doesn't like Elliott Smith

Consider a clorox cocktail.

How doe this work? is she like a fully stocked record shop or what? I'm looking for some Fleetwood Macs right now, man.

>tfw no Belkan War-esque scandal, where mercenary aces have been aerially dominating poor Belkan pilots for years and Osea refuses to take any actions because they're ruled too fired up to be persecuted by martial law

there's not nearly enough space in that seat. Move, twat.

I can overlook the Floyd, but
>Budweiser
>beer
"no"

She is trying to lure in attractive American dads with no taste in their 30s-40s, not hipster neckbeards like you.