Describe megumin without using the word "explosion"

Describe megumin without using the word "explosion"

Shit.

Loli

Not best girl

Flat

cute

Provocative.

chuunibyou

smol

Bakuretsu

source

detonation

Autismo

Cumbusting my balls.

Pop

Retarded and gay

Jackie Chan

Bang

Volatile combustible detonator

Cool. Cooler than having sex w/ sunglasses on.

blast

Fuckable

Ejaculation

Cute.

Worst girl.

loliko

Thermobaric weaponry.

best gril

Best

I'm not sure what's up with all these one word responses, you didn't limit people or anything.

Washing board

Bakuhatsu.

i am cum

She makes me want to nut on her smooth flat chest.


but also really conflicted because I want to daughterfu her at the same time because she's so cute and I want to protect her smile.

Loli Torgue.

Best girl winning

emillia

Retard

What makes her a good demoman?

Spontaneous
Incendiary
Bombastic
Destructive
Ordinance


I can go on, OP.

Energetic
Xenodochial
Petanko
Lewd
Observant
Supportive
Intelligent
Obedient
Nice

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>daughterfu
From what you've posted, I think you clearly meant daughteru, right? Daughterfu = daughteru + waifu.

Yeah, I just got off of a 9 hour overnight.

Thanks.

she's not real user and never will be

Take care of yourself. Your daughteru would not approve of your lifestyle.

He'll go out in a bang for sure

MAZIK

>working 60+ hours a week

I-I just want to give her nice things and make sure she doesn't go hungry.

I want to slip the entirety of my middle finger in her delicate little asshole when she's helplessly lying on the ground after releasing an explosing.

Not enough screentime. Please tell me S2 bestows more Megumin. Sure Aqua antics is cool but she's for bullying.

Would give her a piggy back everytime then headpats

I want to carry her home from practicing her magic every day and then lay her down and hold her hand while she regains her strength

Loli-ko.

>Describe megumin without using the word "explosion"
I'm gonna stick my dick in her onahole

once it gets delivered

A cute girl.

A rapid increase in volume and release of energy in an extreme manner, usually with the generation of high temperatures and the release of gases.

Semen Demon

a whore

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Delete these.

Megumin is pure.

Reverse implosion

Detonation

Generic "so le cute and clumsy" dick-bait trash

perflat

Worst girl

Inferior

Cute!

Get the fuck off the internet Aqua.

Soiled

RAPID OXIDATION

Kazuma is a monster that needs to be purged.

> onahole
If it doesn't involve diet coke and mentols then it's absolute garbage.

aqua please , you are the worst trash to ever grace your own fucking fantasy world
the only thing you're good for is giving people awkward rage boners you useless piece of shit,
the average neckbeard leads a more productive life than you.

eighteen years old

>ywn hate fuck this ass
Shame but
>ywn have to put up with the thing it's attached to

Kazuma is the man we all aspire to be. Don't delude yourself thinking you wouldn't have done the same at his place.

You mean a total alpha that slays the pussies of his harem between every episode.

Nigga couldn't even get his dick wet with a succubus.

As of last volume, the clear winner

That monster brainwashed her

Well, I'll take it, if being a beta faggot has taught me one thing, then it's how to not give a shit about being a beta faggot.

He was killed by them after that, actually.

Because he was getting his back washed by Darkness senpai, he didn't even need the succubus.

FUCKING

DELETE

THIS

I know, I've seen this

>didn't even get his dick wet
lel

What mind-controlling magic did he cast on her?

The magic of being the only one that bothers to help her with her explosions

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP

STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

UNHAND HER GOD DAMMIT

fuck off Aqua

I want to tenderly take care of Aqua, cutest baka.

It's already canon

But Aqua literally did that when Kazuma stopped bringing her to the castle.

Aqua is a bitch, though.

I want to physically bully Aqua with my fist

Un...hand?

Meany.

YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD

Best Aqua scene was when she was locked in that cage getting bullied and then everything after that until she got out of it.

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How come she looks happy?