CZ ELECTIONS. LIBERALS GOT FUCKED

Todays results form the heart of Europe:

> ANO 29,6% centre-right pragmatic party. against euro at the moment, against migrants. the population is so anti-eu/migrants that it would mean "kiss of death" for them, to change positions

ODS 11,3% traditional right-conservative party. Strongly against euro, against migration

> PIRATES 10,7% centre party. Believes EU can be reformed. Do not want euro at the moment, but they want it in the future. they do not want migrants (but they cant be fully trusted on this)

SPD 10,6% HARDCORE nationalists. Fuck EU to death, Fuck migrants, FUCK ISLAM BADLY (they want to ban it in the country by constitutional bill). CZEXIT!

Communists 7,4% old-fashioned commies. They are against EU, NATO, migrants and can be trusted on this. Still they stink and should be shot in the head, beacuse they are commies. This is their worst result in elections sice 1989

> ČSSD 7,3% socialists. Absolute FIASCO and DEBACLE. These fuckers are EUrophiles, sucks junckers dick, want to destroy czech homogenity. They claim they are against migrants but are rotten liars and cannot be trusted at all. This is their ABSOLUTE WORST performance since !1879! (in 2012 they had 26%) AHAHAHAhaha

KDU-ČSL 5,8% chistian democrats semi-pro EU. semi-pro migrants. Weak retards everybody wipes floor with them in parliment for past 12 years. Poor result (as always)

> TOP 09 5,2% These FUCKERS are your standard liberal cucked Europhiles who wants to flood the country with arabs and negros. THEY GOT DESTROYED and almost didint make it to the parliment (5% treshold). It is hard debacle (they had 16% before). They will stay irrelevant in parliment. Cucked bitches.

STAN 5.15% = centre-right party assembled toghether from mayors of numerous cities in the country. semi-pro EU attitude, semi-against migrants attitude. Overall not as bad. They are quite competent with lots of experience from their municipal politics (they are quite decent overall).

Good. And bump.

ODS is literally pro-mongrelization party led by a gook

nope.. ODS was bad party 4-to-8 years ago full of corruption..they are clean now with their old pupet masters behind bars/dead/whatever. They are led by a professor of politology from best university in country who is conservatiove adn traditional. the HATE euro and are strongly against migration form arab/estern/african countries.

u have old information m8

>pirates
>do not want migrants
Do I have to post the pic with Bartoš and the "refugees wellcome, nationalists go away" banner?

Youre thinking of SPD. And they want to cut all illegal immigration as well as gibs for gypsies.

That's SPD

well they claim they do not want migrants and they would discredit themselvs quite a lot in this position athey are at..but as i say i dont trust them on this

Were the Czech the original hipsters (Bohemians)?

Good job

Go Czechia! I love your country and culture, beautiful place

Okay so I'm speaking to a girl and she likes OSD but hates Okamura and SPD, good or bad sign?

No we dont have culture nor we have beautifull girls or nature. Thats poland.

Do not visit.

>bohemians
the french thought gyppos were from bohemia because they are retarded, pay them no mind

no one cares

>Do I have to post the pic with Bartoš and the "refugees wellcome, nationalists go away" banner?

Yes pls

>the french thought gyppos were from bohemia because they are retarded, pay them no mind

So it's the same bullshit as with Roma and Romania.

>Communists 7,4%

wew

well at least they don't seem like the modern wannabe commies who wouldn't last a day in the soviet union

Like every single other party they dont want quotas. But if it went their way we would have more sandniggers than the quotas want us to have.

ok

It depends. Does she not like Okamura because of his ideas or because the shadiness that follows him?

A finnish newspaper said that czechs are the most anti-EU people in the entire union but they have a national mentality of "looking around and waiting what others do first".

No no my dear friend that is definitely Czech Republic. Poland is a terrible backwards shithole that no one should ever visit. Czech Republic is a lovely place.

So... tl;dr this for us.
Who will form a government? Is the system the same as in most EU countries, a.k.a parties have to team up with each other to reach the 50.1% mark?

Pekka, if it's a Finnish newspaper then it must be the truth, the full truth and nothing but the truth.

Ale piču ty zkurvysynu

Im sorry just managed to somehow misstype Slovakia

Most of our media is CNN tier
Selective reporting if not outright fake news

Thats quite true, Czexit was a topic that any politician was afraid to bring on the scene, this changed quite fast after brexit

Hence the over-exaggeration my horseback-riding ally.

Looks like your left got blown the fuck out.

Why are Slavs so based and Germanics so cucked, Sup Forums?

I hope in 1,5 years conservatives win in my country. Funny thing Im not native(russian).

>parties have to team up with each other to reach the 50.1% mark?

pretty much yes.. I have no fucking idea who will form a coallition desu (right-wing parties were stabbing themselves in the back quite a lot before election day to get the best result for themselves..we will see how the relationships will emerge).

All i know socialists and leftists got reaped and im happy

yes these are your old-fashioned soviet commies pretty much. it has its coins i guess (they are serving their puropse atm), but still they should be gased like rats

thanks... do you know what's the text on that flag (or whatever shit it is) over his shoulders?

Are you a qt girl?

Also fennoswedes watch SVT. Make your own conclusions

But.. the other parties are so tiny. So he have to form a government with like 2 other parties? What a pain in the ass..
I guess they will still vote for the same shit in parliament though, at least on the immigration questions. Right? So it won't be hard to push through new anti-immigration laws even though they are not in a coalition.

i wish estonia best of luck my friend

czechens are the slavic version of jews

notice how the main question is euro (as currency) or not, guess what, the EU will offer a deal that it will make it profitable for them
and then suddenly they are going to be pro migrants, pro euro

>electing a literal oligarch

No, they dont have to, but they prefer to do it, because that guarantees them to push large portion of their proposals.

That's the Anti-fa flag. I'm surprised you don't recognize it, they've been doing a lof of mess in america recently.

SVT is pants on head retarded.

It makes CNN look muckrakers and heroes exposing corruption and dishonesty with the highest amount of scrutiny and integrity one could imagine.

Last time they reported on Venezuela, they said that the economic crisis their was caused by the drop in the oil price, which is also why the streets of Oslo look like Mad Max.

There are no words for how much I despise those people.

Too late for both of you. Plus i deflowered a polish girl named monika in krakow and ate dinner with her family and enjoyed a nice homecooked meal made by her mother before i fucked her

Excuse me?

Well done Czech Republic ty from germany .

Every country makeing stand makes difference.

We need yourebalance support agasnt evil left

czechs always bow to authority, not strong enough to fight against the bigger players, but strategically valuable enough to get good treatment

ofc i do, i just wanted to be sure. it could be some modified version or something...

percentage do transform into mandates (actual seats in the parliment) by some mathematical shit algorithm.

at this moment 1s party have 78 of all seats
2nd party (hard conservatives) 26 seats
3rd party central party 22 seats
4th party hardcore nationalists 22 seats
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you have to have at least 101 seats to have a majority (out of 200) seats. There are options, we wil see what will happen.

really there are loads in commn between all non-cucked parties when it coms to anti-imigration stance and anti-eu rethoric.

I still hold hopes for Sweden to resurect and rise again in the future (i am looking at a swedish politics from time to time). Your politcas are weak vermin overall, but i can see some patters of brighter days (with SD). I wish you luck

>fwt i moved close to the city centre (CB)
>antifa flags all around
>start tearing them all one by one
>find out whos antifa cuck, its a young fat girl in her early 20s
>created Sup Forums stickers (pic related) and ordered 100 of them,

Cannot fucking wait when the package arrives,

Told you poland is better for any pleasure experienes. We got gypsies who get you aids and steals yours wallet. Really do not come i warned you

Austrians don't count, you guys are basically Germanised Slavs

But still based

>29.6
>11.3
>10.6

Holy shit, 51.5% majority

>SPD 10,6% HARDCORE nationalists. Fuck EU to death, Fuck migrants, FUCK ISLAM BADLY (they want to ban it in the country by constitutional bill). CZEXIT!

That's the Japanese guy right?

yes, he likes Hoffer

Oh ok, so they don't need much support to pass most shit then.
Yeah swedish politics is extremely boring and slow. But that's what swedes like, sadly.

I just read this by Reuters btw.
>"Czech vote winner Babis wants active EU role, not favoring government with extremists"
True?

Just look up "Bartoš antifa" and you'll find tons of pictures.

Good man. I wanna replace the GNWP stickers that are all around Ústí, too.

its quite funny (and sad at the same time) that jap gook is hardcore nationalist who wants to prvent white europe from being flooded by vermin.. but he is quite a good rhetor (somtimes a little bit too agressive, but inteligent indeed).

btw congratz on your elections (went quite good i think..right?)

spotted the britcuck

well babis is a critique of lots of things that comes from EU. As i said hes against migration and euro, but at the same time he is a pragmatic... so reuters exagerates quite a lot, but he is not hating on EU nearly as much as others (ODS, SPD) and there can be some deals with eu done in some ways. It would be great to have those conservative, nationalistic anti-eu forces in coalition with him to keep him in line

I read that article about jap-czech guy that said when he was in Japan they we're more racist and called him half breed, he seems pretty based.

tried that and... have you already seen that related forum topic on their official site? it was created on 14/10. quite funny.

>have gf
>voted svobodni, she voted TOP09 and Feri that fucking nigger
>i told her i hope they wont get in
>they get in and feri too
>she tells me it looks like BBC is in the parliament for the first time and laughed at me while looking at my crotch
fucking cunt. fuck you usa and your bbc mem

ahahaha

bend her and fuck her.. you have to make her obidient user..
my gf was liberal retard before we started together..now she cant even watch moves with niggers in them. She just close them instantly

well she already fucked niggers before being with me so i will probably leave her

Good job, neighbors.

Yeah, I hope it took some votes away from them desu.

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way to go.. there are so many beautiful czech girls who are without guidience (a man) and thus they lean to liberlas to be cool and part of the crowd.. withotu having any idea about all the crap liberalism does to our society. Just pick one and mold her so she can see truth (that nigers are low-iq stinky ugly edgelords)

Your baits are so recognizable they're essentially the same as tripfagging.

Does anybody else have the feeling that the elections went a bit too smoothly for ANO?

The jews fear the samurai user.

Worldwide alliance against zionism and their mudslime and muslim puppets will win.

Anywhere we can go for some salt?

CZech anons in this thread are being bit misleading and optimistic.
this is the truth:

ANO
>never really were clear about their platform apart from "muh corruption", then their leader got shit on his head for corruption and so on
>they are very very very unclear and unpredictable in what they will do
>prior to elections they were sorta anti-EU and very anti-€, but I think Babis is gonna bend the knee if they slap his ass with large enough stack of cash and turn pro-EU, € is out of the question only like 18% support it while more than half of the population directly opposes it

SPD
>Half Gook half Moravian, is a known liar and super populist, he would say anything to get him more votes, jumped on the "muh Czech rep." train and "fug 'em moozlems!" train
>Just couple of years prior to this election he wanted immigrant dick in his ass now he is anti-migrant
>Used to super love EU and wanted to suck every drop of cumlet out of Eurocracy dick, now he is super anti EU because people want to see that
>literal prostitute for political power, as long as he does what he promises I got no problem with it but he might just pack up his cash and stick his ass up for EuroBBC

ODS
>conservative right, pretty boring, dislike EU, dislike Euro, nothing extreme, dont want muzzies cause people dont want muzzies
>they are very pragmatic though as past has proven their members are quick to jump on the corruption train

Piráti
>muh weed, "w-we dont like muslims :O" (cause any promigration party would literally lose 90% of its voters), EU rocks!, Euro is gonna be the best thing ever one day ;))!

Overall these are political suicides in current time in Czech rep.:
>Liking migration
>Liking EU
>Wanting Euro

Some german media speculate about an anti EU anti democratic coalition of ANO, SPD and supported by the KSCM for constitutional changes.

The making of coalition will be harder than you think
nobody really wants to team up with ANO
KDU-ČSL the go to prostitute party to create coalition with said that they wont side with ANO
ANO said they dont wanna side with the "extremist" SPD
Piráti dont wanna side with ANO
ČSSD got buttfucked and wont side with anyone
gommies will do whatever the Ouija board talk to Lenin will show them

nobody really want to admit they wanna be in coalition with ANO, though I believe SPD would really like to be with them though probs not the other way around

Making of the coalition is gonna be shitfest

>I think Babis is gonna bend the knee if they slap his ass with large enough stack of cash and turn pro-EU
but Babis is already a billionaire. one of the potential points in his favour is if he's genuinely anti-EU, can't he just laugh at any bribe to make him turn pro-EU?

CZECHIA NO!

The Japanese blood is too strong. Is this why the jew fears the samurai?

most of his assets lie in agriculture and chemistry, both heavily sponsored by EU
thats the problem

>that pic

How could such a meme get above the 5%, let alone 10

as I see it the party consists of 90% retarded faggots and probably 2 dudes who know their way around IT.
And they supported all the ideas of banning censorship and so on which really speaks to many uni kids.
I kinda wished they would split in two. One party that has only IT and shit as a goal and other ANtifa party that would get curbstomped in the election.

I don't even care about you guys
I just wanna see Brussels and by proxy Germany and France cucked

Congratulation on the results. Just read it was /ourguys/ who won.

it wasn't lmao. babis is an extremely influential oligarch and his party was part of the government for the past 4 years., but he claims to be the anti-system divine force of good on a mission against le evil corrupted establishment boogeymen who bribe the media and destroy democracy, (he owns the largest media group in the country), yet he's really just a major cunt who's the 100% exact fucking epitome of what the status-quo spineless establishment is, just unlike cssd, kdu-csl or ods with a solid campaign and twice as much covered in filth and shit, more than willing to support the creation of a law to mandatory rape all children in the ass with a screwdriver at the age of 3 if that were the popular consensus.

Our media portray him as one who will fight illegal immigration, and prevent asylum for everyone seeks to Czech. He also sees an ally in Austria's new PM.

he's just jumping the bandwagon. he wouldn't win the election if he was the tiniest bit pro refugee. however if that were requiret to win he would happily do that

Where did you buy those stickers?
I'm willing to pay any (((user))) that makes them!