Thought on Kaede?

Thought on Kaede?

I want to cum on everything on the table.

Needs to get a real job or get married.

Slut

I like her doujins

Bestest idol

heterochromia/10

>A cup

Strange, She's pretty stacked in many of her doujin.

She's pretty boring.

She's like the normie-approved Idol it's okay to like because she's like 38 and drinks beer.

I always find her fans very defensive and dull. Just pick one of the proper girls.

slut
slut
slut

She's an alcohol and it's destroying her family.

The best

>character with big tits has boobs the size of her body in a doujin

DROPPED

>Kaede

Total bitch.

Nice but lacks backstory like Mika.
They need their own Im@s origin series.

What backstory?

I will never find myself a girl like her to go out and drink all night with.

Something like "how they started?"

I've never even fucking watched or played Idolmaster, but I am falling seriously in love with Kaede after reading some random doujinshi.

No she isn't

>38

25, cunt

Too bad she's CGshit, so the doujinshi have deeper stories than any canon material.

I prefer Mio.

Old hag with dried-up ovaries.

I like her song Koi Kaze but the overture is weird.

I'm going to marry Kaede!

I want hug and fug this drunk.

If you play deresute, you can read her story from when she got recruited.

Need more puns.

I want her to sit on my face.

She dated the producer.

She's a cute drunkard with very pretty eyes.

>enjoys puns
>drinks a lot
Kaede is the cutest old man.

Too old to be an idol.

Perfection

She's a cake so she's ok in my book.

Here's one I heard the other day.

My friend thought I was lying when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti.

She couldn't believe it when I drove pasta.

Rin is better.

Best cake
God-tier waifu

I aint letting a Kaede thread die.

Those things are so much fun to drink with.

Kaede is my wife.

...

Overrated as hell.