Adventurer king

>Adventurer king
>Rich as fuck
>Legions of beautiful women at his disposal
>Entourage of badasses from the farthest corners of the world
>Spends all his free time banging princesses, slaying monsters and generally being an all around cool guy
>Can probably blow up mountains with his dick
Name a character more based than Sinbad.

You can't do it.

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Kirito

That was easy.

Wrong.
Double wrong.

True, I can't. I want to join his harem.

>Let his own country get destroyed
Nah, he's a faggot. I'd rather have a real leader, thanks.

I just started following Magi.

Did they really do an arc where a country was enslaved by bankers selling debt?

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Sindaddy

why are people always posting about magi characters dicks

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Yes they did.
What's wrong? hits a bit too close too home?

Not at all, It's just like, imagine if you were watching Fairy Tail and at the beginning of an arc somebody appeared and started talking about how jet fuel wasn't hot enough to melt steel beams.

Where do you think you are, reddit?

What else would we post about?

It gets even better in second season.

what a fucking asspull

Disliked the guy at first, but he turned out to be a decent person.

Could you repeat, this time In English?

It's even funnier that he turned out to be right.

Are you fully retarded? Maybe I should type it again in Polish.

>2/3 god, 1/3 man king
>king of the greatest kingdom of the ancient era
>owns every treasure ever
>has a brofu
>literally cucked every single male in his kingdom the night before their wedding
>wrestled with his brofu for several days and several nights straight
>went to a godly forest one day just because he wanted a new door for his gate
>murdered a powerful guardian and carved a fucking gate out of one of the great trees
>carried said gate all the way back to his kingdom
>slew the Bull of the Heavens
>made a goddess look like a stupid bitch
>went on another epic journey to become immortal
>has a fucking flying saucer because reasons

He's literally the only character who got any meaningful characterization that wasn't just "I'm powering up so I need SOME events to get me there". Really touching story.

English's not my native language, I understood what were you saying, but still, why do you have to say it like that?

Do you think that malicious bankers are not capable of bringing a country to its' knees?

you forgot
>reduced to perpetual jobber to make others look strong.

>Literally cuck'd by a snake

No I was saying "imagine if you were watching a shitty, generic shounen battle series and then suddenly it started dropping heavy truth bombs on you".

I thought that was pretty obvious.

>> Greatest kingdom of the ancient era.
>> Has no currently existing ruins.
>> Was around at the same time as old kingdom Egypt under Cheops.
Nope.jpg. Egypt and China were the only remotely civilized kingdom at the time, the middle east was a religious shithole just like it is now.

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>implying he wasn't a jobber even in the myth
The fucker couldn't even stay awake long enough to become immortal

Hm... which Chink can BTFO Gil in that time?

Please stop bullying the King of Heroes. He's the

That would be at around the same time as the Yellow emperor in China:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Emperor
that all later emperors tried to claim decendency from as the source of their divinity.

But really, the greatest civilization at the time was Egypt imho. The old kingdom rulers built pyramids that would be unmatched in height by any monument until the industrial age, and a paved road network that were so good and lasted for so long that the Romans never bothered to build their own roads in Egypt.

Oh so very wrong

shiet

>Conquers the entire galaxy to save his sister
>Single handedly reforms a corrupt empire.
>Has great hair
>Best kaiser

>conquers galaxy to save sister and not for himself
He's whipped.

>Conquers the galaxy and liberates all of mankind under one banner.
>Saves his sister as well for himself.

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>let his own crew get massacred because he was upset Guts left him and then fucked the princess

Pathetic

S2 when?

ancient egypt and china weren't nearly as important at the time as ancient sumeria, babel ,and assyria. and poo in loos started a civilization at the time as well.

> "imagine if you were watching a shitty, generic shounen battle series and then suddenly it started dropping heavy truth bombs on you".

Except Magi is more about adventure than anything else.