Girls und Panzer

Garupans and other /ak/ stuff.


This is Duce.

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Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

Who the hell watches this dead anime anymore?

Yeah, who the hell watches anime anymore?

GuP is alive and well. Like Chiyo's fertility.

Are there any translation for pic related?
Also reminder that you'll never watch the movie in 4D despite it's still available in Japan.

So, how does this work again?

I was interviewing Duce when she received a text message about the earthquake in Italy.

"Quick! Let's help out! A lot of Italians are under the rubble!", she says.

I said, " Under the rubble? But they're not Russians!"

>fertility
>birthed only one flattie
Get on Shiho's level already.

youtube.com/watch?v=XnrskGquxSU

It's all about perspective. It just looks like the track is small than it really is.

The track is at most 3x the width of the wheel, user. it's perspective, not magic.

Sing.

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>double-teamed by the Nishizumis
>ordering steak
Erika in heaven.

>movie being re-released in theaters and running till November

I wonder...

What unholy deeds must we do for a second season, lads?

Will we ever get another /ak/ anime what had chance to build some franchise?
Haifuri was not enough for that.

Where my pepperoni-bros at?

Import BDs.

So I just caught up to Little Army. This is canon right? What did they mean when Maho said "that's not my team any more." when Emi faced Erika?

It's probably that she graduated or something.

This all does take place some time after the end of the show/movie, like Ribbon Warrior.

Just getting good /ak/ shows is rare enough, without expecting merchandise.

Louder!

If it gets an anime adaptation, it will be undeniably canon.

Is that the bloody Bob Semple tank on the left?

Never heard of AMTRAC?

I am in love with Duce and you should too!

AAV-7.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_Amphibious_Vehicle
If bob semple can grow that big we are DOOMED.

who are the gayest tanks?

You meant burger?

Not Maho. She's my wife.

Gayest tank would be the RW girls. The anime cast is pure heterosexual maidens.

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Time to rest.

Cancerous edit

>light-hearted speculation is now cancer
okay

No; the terrible cropping is the cancer.

>cancer
no u

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Fukuda is CUTE.

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>going in GuP movie expecting happy Erika-Maho reconciliation moment
>got BTFO and ignored every fucking single scene
Why were these allow?

NEIN.
Worst Duck

Mean Erika-Miho, though Maho mostly ignore her too.

Erika is made for bully.

We can fight, anytime.

>Search entirety of Akihabara
>Absolutely no merch for Pravada, Nonna, or Katyusha

I mean, for fuck sake, they had cups with designs for literally every team except Pravda.

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Pravda is the shittiest school, so count your blessings it was them and not a good school like Anzio or Gloriana.

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The DUCE is surprisingly flat chested.

How i am suppose to follow a leader like that.

Real life Duce was flat chested aswell.
Funny, isn't it?

DUCE is perfect!

Lewder!

If she's so perfect, why doesn't she play volleyball?
Checkmate fascists

Duce is a growing lady!

Look at the tank jumping scene (not the jumping tank, the tank jumping). Perspective makes them cjange betwen being 2 meters away from each other to being 6 meters away from each other.

And this has been an Anime staple since Heidi's 12 meters long at 150 meters hight swing back in the 1970's, so don't act so surprised.
youtube.com/watch?v=-hgskrzEiWg

LA1 is part of the core canon.
LA2 is of debatable canonicity. Choose your poison.

Erika, pls

What are you talking about? Erika acts all time in th emovie eas if Maho had told her everything about her years keeping a façade - not to speak the ending scenes with Maho and Erika chatting amiably in the zeppelin while Maho FUCKING SMILES. It's blatabtly obvious they ARE in good termns.

>blatabtly
*blatantly
Excuse my typos in that post. I was too busy scratching my head over where would that user find signs of Maho - Erika strained relationships in the movie to type properly.

>user's head after cheating on Nina

How easy a nude shop would be

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The ducks are just driving on 1 track hanging over the edge

I want to hypnotize Miho into making her give me all of her Bokkos.

Doesn't seem like they are.

With the same physics that allows a BT-42 to pull off sick moves despite the lack of tracks.

Carbon coated bridges

I'm surprised people haven't complained about the fact that to actually change from tracks to roadwheels on the bt series you actually had to get out

Girls und Panzerwagen when?
Armoured cars have some of the most gloriously retarded designs out there.

With the right gearing, it's not impossible for the rear roadwheel to be powered at all times.

I listened to the military commentary on that scene and they mentioned that moment but glossed over it.

I want Nishi to deepthroat me and then puke on my penis.

This.

>tfw nishifag has you curious about pukejobs

Fuck you, Nishifag.

>browse through local hobby store's stock
>all planes look the fucking same, divided into jets, biplanes and monoplanes
>all submarines look like the same one floating cigar
And this is why Panzer wa jinsei, jinsei wa Panzer.

I can bet Arisa would be into light BDSM with frequent switches.

I wonder is Arisa has a Spy/PoW fetish.

I want to tier her up with a radio cord and tease her repeatedly.

Why is it always Nishi? She already questioned TOTSUGEKI at the beginning match in the movie.

I want to breed with Nishi but I'm a gaijin

I want Momo to become a tank killer in S2!!!

I want to yank in her pig tails until she calls me Kay

>not an A.E.C or Staghound
Pleb.

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But that IS a Staghound.
Italeri's Staghound Mk. III.

I want to rim Nishi and puke on her ass!

Yet she TOTSUGEKI'd throughout the movie anyways until the Bakas got called out by the lesser Baka. And even then they charged at Alice at the end which led to their defeat.

So OBVIOUSLY she's the one who'd puke during a deepthroat.

>implying Fukuda wouldn't puke during deepthroat.

I know, but I like the older looking ones...

I'm probably going to get myself an Autoblinda 40 and a Semovente L40 next. Been looking through the stock, although I could also get Bronco's A13 Cruiser Mk I/ Mk III. I'm debating on getting a Chi-Ha or not.
The yen being strong and the ruble being down in the shitter killed my gunpla buying plans, so I have to fill my backlog of things I'll never find time to build with military plamo

I wish I could get into that kind of stuff, but I'm just too busy (and lazy) to get up and do it.

...any lovely Matildas? I'd love for it to be my first project whenever I start.

SS march in enemy territory...

>You're walking in a forest
>You stumble upon Fukuda

What do?

Steal helmet

I can bet my ass off that after I finish the build, it won't be painted for a long time. I need to invest into an airbrush already.
Plenty, Matilda is a fairly famous tank after all. /toy/ has a scale kit general
scalemates.com/search-solr.php?fkSECTION[]=Kits&q=A12 Matilda II

>This was a thing
I can see why they called the A12 a Matilda as well and pretended this never happened.