PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Mornings w/Maria 10/22/17
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>SoS T-Rex @Saudi Arabia 10/22/17
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>Pres Trump weekly address #38 10/21/17
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>Steve Bannon @CalGOP 10/20/17
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>Pres Trump's call to military widow 10/20/17
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>BUILD THAT WALL PT4 10/20/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/UN Sec Gen Gutierres 10/20/17
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>FLotUS Melania donates Inaugural Ball Gown to Smithsonian 10/20/17
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>AG Sessions in Austin TX talks to LEOs 10/20/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/french surrender monkeys 10/20/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes the frogs 10/20/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/Sen McCuck talk to the press 10/20/17
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>This Week @State 10/20/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/20/17
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INSPIRATION
>The Renewal of the American Spirit
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>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
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>Hold Back The Night
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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/ptg/ President Trump General -Make Vidya Great Again Edition
MAGA
I stand with Rand
HILLDAWG NEWS 07/22/17
Trump tries to wiretap President Clinton by throwing soup can on string through White House window
>WASHINGTON D.C. -- The Secret Service apprehended failed Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump on the White House lawn today after he threw a soup can through an Oval Office window. Trump said he was attempting to “wire tap” President Hillary Rodham Clinton. The senile 70-year-old escaped his assisted living facility, hopped on a Greyhound, and illegally stormed the White House lawn wearing only a “Make America Great Again” hat and whitey tighties.
>Trump’s sanity has come under question in recent weeks after he was caught by a night nurse beating a microwave. When asked about his actions, Trump said the microwave was sent by former President Barack Obama to spy on him. He also accused a coffee maker and dishwasher of espionage. After undergoing medical evaluation, Trump was diagnosed with “delusions of grandeur,” which is common among Narcissistic Sociopaths.
>President Clinton said the broken window startled her, but she soon chuckled after realizing it was only a Campbell’s soup can attached to 12 feet of yarn. Clinton’s granddaughter was spotted playing with the soup can telephone later in the day.
>“I thought that’s how wiretapping worked, first you tap on the wire, then you attach an empty soup can to the end of some yarn. You can hear voices when you put your ear up close to it. I hear at least five or six voices right now,” Trump said to a wall.
>White House Press Secretary Leslie Jones discussed the intrusion at today’s press conference. “We had a good laugh, y’all. That dude has lost his damn mind. Wire tapping with a soup can? I can’t,” Jones had to leave the podium as she was doubled over with laughter.
>Charges against Trump were dropped after President Clinton expressed pity for the senile conman. “Just keep a better eye on him,” Clinton said to nursing home staff.
I didn't think this timeline could get any better. Boy was I wrong.
Is she gonna run?
I stand about 14 inches above him
RELEASE THE UFOS TRUMP
Has Hillary apologized for getting the debate questions ahead of time yet?
i'm in my second year of college and i don't know what career path i want to take. what do i do??
Rand's redemption arc was not expected.
How is everyone's day today?
Everything wrong with America in one room
Spirit Cooking
AWOOVEMENT!
Kike general.
Whatever happened to this game? Is it still being made?
I'm not sure if anything in that game made sense. If there was a message, it was do deep for me.
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This is the America you voted for.
>he uses The Art of the Deal to convince us he's not short.
Brilliant!
tfw Assad and Iran are both Jewish puppets because they're backed by Russia
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Maxine Waters threatened Trump in a speech.
>the Senate
Can you read?
Got Blackdonald's breakfast instead of making it myself and I regret doing that.
Eytch Dubya's not long for this world
wait a bit longer
Her power is growing.
those mudslimes must be mad af
Is this from that site that pretends Hillary won? At a certain point continuing to update something like that is just evidence of mental illness.
you lazy cunt. stop eating fast-food, and live a healthy life
I'm okay with making friends with the Russian population, they're good people like for example our astronauts and astro scientists get along with theirs quite well and have a family going on on the space station. Their leadership however is as tainted as our own, cannot be trusted.
>Nigger getting violent
Why is this news worthy?
>the motion was passed by the State senate
I voted for the Texas state senate?
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NWO meetup 2017
Seriously sick of this fucking dead guy and his chimping out congresswoman and mom. FOUR people died that day and the media is only focusing on the black one.
JAPAN NO
I didn't vote for the Governor of Texas.
I'm not sure who's dumber, her or the audience.
>i-it's just le senate
>T-(((Trump))) will change this
You faggots are deluded. Trump loves kikes/Israel.
How'd that election in Japan go?
I voted for the township of Dickinson?
Not even the whole state. A single township called Dickinson required applicants for relief money to sign a loyalty pledge to Israel. Literally has nothing to do with Trump.
This is another example of /sg/fags grasping for straws.
>getting triggered over an obvious joke
Makes sense, their more liberal party don't have many woman either.
>implying that's not just an excuse to not give shit to Muslims
Anyone have context on pic? I can't find it...and I'm curious.
alright he's cured now we can all move on from the story
>another piece about the Senate
Trump has talked to Abbas and prefers kikes to Muslims. Horrifying.
>NWO
>in current year
oh you guyss
>few women in power
>most successful and safest country in Asia
Hm
I don't remember the last time I bought breakfast.
>It's not just the Senate!
>Links another article of the Senate
Goddamn you people are sad. You realize that bill or bills similar to it have been batted back and forth in Congress since Israel was founded, right?
Very well.
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More women should go to this website. Then they can experience the toxicity of the people that call themselves trump supporters.
I have been called whore, slut and even cumrag. People have even posted images of bruised women which can be interpreted as a threat.
Sometimes I'm still shocked how psycho people here are
Does that make you feel better user, to be taller than senators? lol
"He only exposed himself to the staff like 2 or 3 times max. That's amazing for a producer."
Is the bread necessary?
is abe the rad fucking dude or is japan fucked?
SHEEP FUCKER IS BACK.
get out
>Trump has talked to Abbas and prefers kikes to Muslims
Not even.
Protip: they're both shit and they're both sandniggers
Abe is /ournippon/
Every single time I see this thumbnail I think for a split second she's pointing a pistol at him, not a microphone. I think it's her expression.
Abe is the guy who wants to rip up the postwar Article 9 and reestablish the Imperial military.
fibre and carbohydrates are important, user!
Well, what do you study?
I started out in mec.eng, now I'm on the last year of civ.eng, and i'll hopefully be getting my trainee on over new years.
1, that's an asian
2, how father was a decorated Roof Korean who served in Operation Cali Freedom
show some respect
>Rand has become a true disciple of Trump
that was unexpected
Article 9 is bullshit. No country should ever have an article like that in its constitution.
good, let japan be japan again
About time, we could use another armed ally in the region
>tomatoes
i really don't have a study. i'm just doing my generals right now. i just can't figure out what would be perfect to me
He wants to amend the constitution so Japan can have an actual military again
His major policy ambition is scrapping the old American imposed Constitution and remilitarizing Japan. I'd say he's pretty fucking rad.
Also, I never knew that Japan still uses their imperial flag on naval ships.
What we tried to do to Japan postwar was a crime. Thank God it didn't work.
>cnn.com
What’s Carter playing at? He basically defended Trump here. Was he /ourguy/ after all?
They recently caught a female politician (an especially mean old shrew not unlike Hillary) screaming and verbally abusing an aide on tape. That caused a minor scandal. They’re strict on etiquette.
americans are the only one who have sugar in the bread..fuck me when i found out about that one
such a scam
>Rand of all people doing his homework on Trump
Unexpected, but welcomed
Oswald visited the Soviet embassy in Mexico City once and the Cuban embassy there twice on September 27th. He was thrice rejected for visas to travel to the USSR via Havana. He remained in Mexico City until October 1. There has never been reliable evidence of his movements in Mexico City for those three days. One of the revelations from the JFK files will be that he was contacted by an Internationale gun for hire, then working on "social justice" in the Congo, who activated him to commit the assassination. Oswald did not know that the Cuban was acting on behalf of the North Vietnamese.
>americans are the only one who have sugar in the bread
All bread is converted into sugar when digested anyways.
I approve of this gif
Well I was introduced to Sup Forums by my wife and I don't think anyone's ever called her any of that, but then she doesn't announce her gender in her posts like an attention seeking whore
Not really, but I approach grains as accessories. Like, I'd never eat a bagel for breakfast.
They will go through under Trump. What will you say then?
sugar is required to make the yeast active you fucking dunce. literally all bread has some type of sugar, carbohydrates are complex sugars. fucking hell.
Anyone have the one where the quote builds on screen?
>They will go through under Trump
Says you.
2 weren't enough.
meanwhile in New Zealand
> ketchup on eggs
well, what do you qualify for? and what do you like to do.
If you're into computers and shit, the jobmarket is only growing and so, you'll be sure to have a job and tons of opportunities once you have your degree.
>leftists whine about young people not voting
>doesn’t realize young people are very right-wing thanks to net culture
>more young people vote and the LDP wins even harder
kek
He’s best buddies with Trump, probably the only reliable ally we have too.
banzai
Reminder Bill Clinton visited the USSR when younger.
You don't like that ooo mommy?
Do former presidents still get access to classified info?