Dan Schneider Rumors

So I see this being talked about again...any new updates or same old rumors?

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lol that girl is high as a kite

Yeah he does look like a creepy dude.

He's a massive pedofag. It's quite obvious as well.

I think he brok e Amanda Bynes

Dan "Super Hymen Collider" Schneider

Dan "Thigh Divider" Schneider
Dan "If You Want To Be In Shows, Lemme Suck On Your Toes" Schneider

Dan "Exchanging roles for soles" Schneider

Get them ALL.

Dan "Put it in your ass to be Head of the Class" Schneider

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Dan “I have no morals and you’re just adorable” Schneider

Dan “put on your pj’s and give me a bj” Schneider

OP is a feminazi shill.
She probably gets paid for this nonsense by buzzfeed or salon.

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Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider
Dan "he can and will keep getting away with it" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna ride her" Schneider
Dan "The man putting children in his van so watch out in advance or he'll get in their pants" Schneider
Dan 'Starlet Sodomizer' Schneider
Dan "the big dick @ nick" Schneider
Dan "balls on your nose, tongue on your toes, making hit shows" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "Once you squirt, it won't hurt" Schneider
Dan "In the back of the trailer is where ill assail her" Schneider
Dan "You won't get me, janitors 404 threads for free" Schneider
Dan "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise" Schneider
Dan "thicker than a Tennessee torah scroll" Schneider
Dan "hey little girls, want some candy?" Schneider
Dan "got kicked out of cub scouts for eating the brownies" Schneider
Dan "I'll make you famous" Schneider
Dan "you'll do it, and like it if you want the job" Schneider
Dan "the virgin surgeon" Schneider
Dan "Cherry poppin daddy" Schneider
Dan "the best thing about twenty eight year olds is, there are twenty of them" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "the disciplinarian" Schneider
Dan "have a look at my" Schneider

Stop slandering Dans name, Dan is innocent he did nothing wrong

Dan "the initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "Big Daddy" Schneider
Dan "Down South" Schneider
Dan "The man whose little kid shows come with parental warnings, no seriously, I'm no liar" Schneider.
Dan "the defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Consent is a social construct" Schneider
Dan "Catholic priests can't compete" Schneider
Dan "Shut your mouth and think of your career" Schneider
Dan "If her age is on the clock, I grant her access to my cock" Schneider
Dan "wipe away that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
Dan "I touch my meat to your daughter's feet" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be on Nick, you gotta take this dick" Schneider
Dan "I beat my meat to little girls' feet" Schneider
Dan "Socks are on ban when you're in my van" Schneider
Dan "those 12yo feet, make me skeet, skeet, skeet" Schneider

Sup man? I haven't heard from you in like 3 years. Can you believe this guys think that Dan has done anything wrong? Dan is a Celeb. Girls are attracted to Celebs. If anything,Dan is a victim here for getting all of this attention. Girls love Dan and are attracted to him. Dan is respected by all, man and female alike in the tv field. And is among the most appreciated producer in the Southern Califronia TV scene.

That cuck in the bottom right of the video has a bitchy little soyboy voice

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Don't talk about him like that.

Slander is a crime and you will go to jail if you slander Dans name, stop it now!

Dan who? You mean Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider?

There's another photo on Dan with a girl with red eyes.

I mean Dan Schneider, one of the most famous writers at Nickelodeon who created dozens of amazing and succesful shows everyone loves. And you jealous basement dwellers are just mad he's a millionaire

Damn, I forgot about this, and it's sad because I grew up watching All That and The Amanda Show.

Didn't some sketchy things happen on twitter with her that was silenced not *too* long ago? Like her calling out something

Is she seizing?

Wtf am I looking at?

The terror of seeing the man who rapes you face to face

Dan "Go Pro in the toilet bowl" Schneider

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Dan "stop slandering my name or I'll have you charged" Schneider
What you're doing is illegal. STOP IT

pretty hot tbqh desu

Dan "If she wears a diaper, i will grope her" Schneider

So
>Victoria Injustice?

best rap of the year.

There's nothing wrong with a diaper fetish

There is everything wrong with a diaper fetish you fucking degenerate

youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc

Name 5 things wrong with a diaper fetish

Dan "Quiet on set while I fulfill my fet" Schneider

The only decent part is the break down, the rest of the song is dead repetitive. still the third best song from the album though

Ask your mom, I bet she would be proud if you told her.

I have a diaper fetish and I think its wrong

I don't talk to my mom, she's a stupid liberal bitch and Hillary supporter and a race mixer
Why? It's cute

its an mkultra response to surprise cameras. its supposed to snap you into character. happened with hillary alot during the election

Dan "You signed on the line, your pussy's mine" Schneider

>google Amanda Bynes to refresh my memory on what a train wreak she was
>"I want @drake to murder my vagina."

Lol god damnit, I don't recall that one.

Also I always spell damnit wrong, not gonna start spelling it right now!

>Wanting to piss/shit yourself
>walking around with piss/shit in public
>subjecting a sexual partner to your piss/shit
>the pedophilic implications of having a diaper fetish (would you let your children near a sperg in a diaper?)
>Crinkling

So you're saying (((Schneider))) is a cool goy?

Dan "Give me head or your mothers dead" Schneider

>I don't talk to my mom, she's a stupid liberal bitch and Hillary supporter and a race mixer
>diaper fetish
Actually sad

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I can't have a normal life with one. How am I supposed to ever get married and expect my wife to be ok with something like that?

I don't wear a diaper that's disgusting.

Just don't tell her

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Dan "Be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider
Dan "your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this" schneider
Dan "If you let me put it in the brown, I'll make you a star in Tinseltown" Schneider
Dan "sniffer of shima-pan" Schneider-san as he's known in Japan
Dan"You ain't hitting the screen until I'm sick of punching your spleen" Schneider
Dan "Does this look like the face of mercy?" Schneider
Dan "Preteen Defiler" Schnider
Dan "To Be The Next Hanna Montana, Come Sit On My Banana" Schneider
Dan "Lick The Tip I'll Make You Rich" Schneider
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.
Dan "if Disney hired her, I tried her" Schneider
Dan "leg divider" Schneider
Dan "she's struggling, what a fighter" Schneider
Dan "no easy feat, licking all those under-aged feet" Schneider
Dan "the man with a plan involving his van" Schneider
Dan "the Oval Office Ovary Operator" Schneider
Dan "Riding Shotgun In The Party Van" Schneider
Dan "In Carcosa I'll hide her, you'll never find her" Schneider
Around Schneider, always hide her
Dan "MK ultra dat underage vulva" Schneider
Dan 'Honorary Duggar' Schneider
Dan "Get wet or we're going to cause a fire" Schneider
Dan "Give her some cider and slip it inside her" Schneider

>paid for by VIACOM

Where are my sides?

Can you stop slandering Dans name please?

we are coming for you Dan Schneider

You Jewish Micropenis Child Molester!

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That is quite insane.

Quick rundown?

Dan "would be perfect playing Billy Kincaid on a spawn remake" Schneider
Dan "If you Tell Someone I'll Shorten your Lifespan" "The Paedo Inner Circler" Schneider. He is a screenwriter
Dan "Jam her in the clam" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Conquistador" Schneider
Dan "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I'm gonna suck those tiny toes" Schneider
Dan "I can and I will" Schniggder
Dan 'Behead those who insult cunny' Schneider
dan "watch me" Schneider
Dan "Time to take your protein shake through my meat straw" Schneider
Dan "Carnal Knowledge of a Minor" Schneider
Dan 'spikes the apple cider' Schneider
Dan "She's tighter if she's a fighter" Schneider.
Dan 'The Shitter Obliterator' Schneider
Dan "just the tip baby" Schneider
Dan 'Slam her in the Can' Schneider
Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Schneider Climbed up your Daughters Spout"
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.

Can you just stop it already? This isn't a joke, this is a crime

Wtf

They break you and then condition you to act a specific way when exposed to certain stimuli. It's so these children/teen stars don't go rogue and expose those that control them.

This isn't the original MK ultra though, this is an offshoot known as project monarch or just monarch. It's extremely prevalent in J-pop and K-pop groups but it appears to have spread to hollywood.

no they are jokes, Head of the Class was a crime

please tell me what statue the poster is breaiking

Slander is a crime

MK Ultra

Core of MK Ultra is to shatter your mind, it's why many ex-victims have multiple personality disorder

Dan "hide her body in a trash can where no one will find her" Schneider

>That second of genuine disgust before she realized she's being recorded and just plays along.

Dan "Should have went in Spears' rear" Schneider

>'please mister, not again!"

>who comes up with these ideas? LOL

>just a kids show!

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Can you guys STOP, this is illegal slander is a crime

Eat shit, leaf.

I can picture a movie a few years from now, where a young miranda cosgrove is auditioning for icarly. She gives it her all but Dan is unimpressed, he waddles over to her and says 'that was okay, but i think you can do better' He starts taking off her shoes and he noods to his assistant who takes miranda's mother out of the room then as the camera pans back you can hear Miranda starting to scream as his assistant closes the door, muffling her screams as the icarly main theme starts to play.

Reminds me of Hillary's shaking head syndrome. Probably MKULTRA.

Disney Channel is in on it too.

All the kiddy sit coms are in on it.

Dan schnei the pedo guy

Dan "I can molest her cuz I'm the director" Schneider

You Americans are fucking weird man.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

Even if it were a crime, it would be libel. Slander is spoken.

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I have to appreciate the creativity that goes into these nicknames; there are always one or two new ones that have me snorting by thread’s end,

Consequences will never be the same.

it's tardive dyskinesia and is a side effect of potent anti-psychotic medication. she's clearly being dosed up to cope with the daily rapings

Hahahaha

Now I happen to know Dan, rather well, and I can state unequivocally that he is completely innocent of these scandalous allegations.
This rubbish is being propogated by rivals who are interested in securing his position as their own.
Dan is a kind man, a generous man, with a giving nature. That you would put stock to such rumours is completely disgusting.
I urge all intelligent users of this online forum to look at the facts, not the rumours. You will find only a big man with an even bigger cock.

Let's face it, everyone is just jealous that a fat slob kike is getting all of that prime foot pussy.

Maybe in Cuckistan Canadia. Got fuck a moose or eat poutine or whatever you FUCKING LEAFS do.

Dan "If she's a teen, she gets the ween" Schneider

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Dan impregnated Britney Spears' little sister and he joked about molesting her on TV.

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