You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO)...

You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.

Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.

You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.

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kys

rollan

I accept the mission to Tunisia.

Rollin

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Iraq, awww yeeeeah

This is a slide thread

Enjoy the delights of Britannia. Watch out for the chavs and muzzies.

Pls give me Russia, i want to meet my gf's babushka.

That being said, I got Bahamas so fuck you niggers. I'll be chilling at the beach

rolling since there are much worse civil-service jobs

>roll 59
>58 Is Russia

Will be stationed in Russia. Will gladly accept the 25% pay bump; it will make it easier to pay for the 6 children with my Russian bride.

my name is big jim and i am here to say
that is not okay to be gay!!!!!!!!

Zionist will keep the world at bay

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMNIT

Welp, rolling

>Pls give me Russia, i want to meet my gf's babushka.

fuck off our embassy's full.

>t. 146313158

china

The first casualty event has happened.

RIP

fuck it, roll

Gimme that 76 baby

COLUMBIA! I NO WANT KIDNAP AND LIVE IN JUNGLE!

niggercum

rawl

Fuck Venezuela, re-rolling

RIP

rolling

Iceland, not bad at all.

abortion reroll

oh boy here we go

i dont want to live in Tunisia

Give me North Korea or Syria I’ll fucking kill Kim or Assad myself pussies

Rolly-bo-Sup Forumsy

rolling down the river

rolling hard

Aborded ftw

roll

sdfg

Roll

don't worry user, I already got stationed at Moscow.

Ukraine Considered Dangerous cuz of Russia right? What a shit hole. ReRolling for better place

I don't like these odds...rollin

rollin

Fucking France. I’ll just get cozy fuck it

test

Don't fuck me over and assign me to a shithole like Afghanistan.

reroll

If doobs, France

roll

>when you try to evade goatfuckers but get sheepfuckers instead

Sweden... sorry embassy's full.

76 get

ayy chink pussy

Boop

roll

rolllllllll

Unironically wanted to do this in college, I would've made a great FSO

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Rolling.

Not africa

rollin'

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Rollin Rollin Rollin

UN CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

wonder where

RIP

Greece. I quit.

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Romania, not too shaby.

God damnit I don't want to go to Africa, reroll

Fuck that, reroll god numbers!!!! please...

why rip?

...

Roll

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Going for asian traps.

japan

Well, sitting in the enemy's house. I can live with that.

Why move?

Roll

Damn. You got a good one, all right.

This was my first choice.

Hmmm?

Please be a white country

Rerolling.

Can't get worse than Niger..

roll

Fuck. Reroll

Israel here I come

roll

Suck it, OP

you replied to me and said rip, is taiwan terrible?

trump

Fuck, Argentina. Could be worse I guess.

>Going for asian traps.
maybe in the next life user