Monster Musume

Which sauce do you like to dip your Calamari in?

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Massage oil.

She seems more the type to give you a massage.

I'd take a dip in that Calamari.

Any answer other than semen is wrong.

>Oct
>Massage
>Tentacles
>The Second Suu
No massages for me.

Honey

I'm going to marry Draco!

But you'll never be able to impregnate him.

Leave him... I mean, her alone!
#ProtectDraco2016

Ugly boi

I want Oct and Rachnera to compete at tying me up and dominating me.

Cute girl!

Someone cover that slut up.

>Papi
Would much rather it be Lala desu.

Dominant girls are superior. Doesn't everyone want s girl that can overpower them?

How can one newt be so perfect?

Is there room for shroom?

Good night Anons, sweet hors dreams.

A compilation of her cheek scales, overall awkwardness and lizard tail gives her the cutest characteristics.

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only ranking that matters

>Lala at the top

Even horse is more acceptable than that shit.

Kys

I want to give Papi and Suu a big can of red bull each and then leave them unattended

Its sleepy time lads

Sweet Lala dreams

>kys

You have to go back

>I tell him to go back to rebbit!
>Yes, that will make my opinion less retarded
Mcfucking kill yourself.

>Luz Rank 7
user, stop with the shit taste.

Why don't you take a bullet to the head with your edge fag waifu.

Stop posting your excellent taste, I keep thinking somebody got a hold of my list image.

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Does the sorter even work? It keeps on showing 1 for each girl for me.

There's nothing wrong with Luz.

>Dangerously cheesy

>Only girl who's canonically a slut

Sounds like something to do with private/incognito mode and cookies, I don't know.

Either that or we've finally found the most indecisive fucker on here.

>nothing wrong with a slut
user pls

Monster girl lovers, can you explain to me why you like certain MGs? I sort of understand the appeal of girls with animal parts or zombies, the associated fetishes are common, fear of spiders can easily turn into arrousal or with ogres people like the size contrast. Besides, many of them have huge breasts. But what do you like on slimes or headless reapers?

She's a Kitsunes. They steal souls through rape and trick you into screwing them by transforming into your waifu. Luz must be seal.

How come we haven't seen an angel yet? Does crab not want to make a racist like the one from Queens Blade or a genocider like the ones from monster girl quest?

>Luz must be seal.

So number 14?

Tried incognito, didn't work.
There was an angel shown in the anime in the first episode and in the eighth.
Maybe he don't see the need of one yet.

Meant this.

purityfags get ye gone

She's just going to cheat on you with all the other dudes at the shrine, man
Sluts can never be turned into decent women

I'm sorry user, but you have to understand most people don't want to watch their girlfriend fuck three other guys at once.

>wanting used goods
Do you also drink water from the toilet?

When you're thirsty, even kitsune will do.

Tara is the superior spider

I thought Otto was the superior spider, man.

remove spider

I want to kill myself. Which girl is the least likely to try and stop me?

Mero

You might be out of luck user.

None of them will try to stop you. After all, they're not real.

So it's now official that Luz is a slut and will be listed down as one of the worst monster waifu.
>Feelsgoodman

How could you possibly hurt such a magnificent creature?

>t. snekfag

If you are Darling/Master/Hubby... then Lala is waiting for you.

>Which sauce do you like to dip your Calamari in?

>Not t.horsefags

They're the only ones obsessed with purity here. Like when they get triggered that people say Tio/manako/lala/merino are more pure than cerea.

Sup Forums is shit

Does she have a sister?

Cerea, Manako and Lala have impure thoughts concealed behind a pure shell.

Tio and Merino are pure pure.

t. Cereafag.

They may be the most pure, but if posts here are anything to go by, Draco is the most vanilla

draco is into carper munching

carpet munching has a slightly different implication when polt is put into the picture.

I could buy Draco not actually knowing how two monstergirls have sex.

I could buy a doujin showing Miia teaching her.

Yukio is objectively the most vanilla. She's in a commited loving monogamous relationship. The only other girl who can boast about that is Papi's Mom and pretty soon Polt

>attempted rape is vanilla

and then it turns into vore right?

>angry butch lesbian
>most vanilla
What?

Doppel is the Superior Girl

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>Dominant girls are superior. Doesn't everyone want s girl that can overpower them?

Nah. I want a dominant girl to dominate. Break that tough girl persona to reveal the slut inside. That is true justice user.

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We'll see about that.

>Kitsune who is Trump-Supporter.
Delete it user.

Nice shit taste you have there

Let's hope so, every user deserves a big cuddly spooder. Except ESL-kun.

As long as your waifu is legal, you're perfectly fine

ESL-kun wants Lala anyways. I guess he finds a Pez dispenser appealing.

Oh so that's his favourite girl. I didn't think he'd have such good taste.
Not as good as Tara though

Large breeds aren't for cuddles. They ate vicious monsters that need to be kept watch 24/7 so they wouldn't commit assault.
Trump is suppose to build a wall to seperate monster girls from us humans. If there's one thing I have to agree with Suu is that monster girls are freeloaders.

>Kitsune
user are you genuinely fucking retarded?

Yeah it was less than a week ago where he was OP and explained in Engrish how he would introduce Lala to his family.

>ESL-kun.
who?

>He wouldn't cuddle this spider

Don't they magically combine their tails into one?

user that's a wolf 2hu.

Damn, my bad. Still though, don't want her to support Trump unless she cares about being seperated from us.

That was him?

I am merely speculating. It's very possible we have two ESLs but Occam's Razor says there's only one and he made that thread. It's hard to get a read on posting style when it's butchered English other than the fact that it's butchered English.

>Tio
>pure
After her chapter, I don't think that she's that pure. Merino might be pure, but her shearing scene wasn't pure and she seemed very horny. I'd put Yukio in her place.
My list of purest girls are:
Main harem: Lala, Papi, Mero, Cerea, Suu, Rachnee.
MON: Manako, Tio, Zombina, Smith, Doppel.
Outskirts girls: Yukio, Merino, Cathyl, Cott/Ton, Luz.
Rest of girls: Yuuhi, matango girl (can't remember her name), Kinu/Liz/Kiira, Kii, Draco, Oct, Lilith.

>you walk into your house
>it's cold and empty inside
>you sit alone at your table, trying to remember the dream had yesterday, but your attempts are futile
>you go to sleep in your cold, empty bed
>something coils around you
>she came back
>you spend the rest of the night wrapped in her embrace
>when you wake up, she is about to leave again
>she slithers over to you and whispers the words that keep you going
>You will never be Anthony Burch

>vanilla
>angry lesbian who hates males and tried to rape Miia
No

>Rachnee
>Lillith
>Cathyl
>Doppel
>Oct
>Draco
>""""""""""pure""""""""""
>No Miia
What kind of shit list is this?

I wish I had a Hellhound to cuddle with and keep me warm

Whops, forgot Polt. I'd put her after Kii.

>No Miia
My nigga
Also, the mushroom is Kino.