The absolute state of britbong women

The absolute state of britbong women.

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I couldn't imagine the dude that makes that discovery.

He might discover this instead.

>Another wage slave day begins

Or if he's lucky, a snack.

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Bong cuisine.

Well that could have been much worse

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What random things us girls keep in our bags!

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You've found the weird world of chav magazines. They're half sex stories, half supernatural events with some celebrity affairs chucked in on top.

I've only ever known people buy it as a joke, but also remember that the actual readership votes. There is a literal genetic divide between working class and middle and upper.

> There is a literal genetic divide between working class and middle and upper.
I noticed. Is it something in the toast?

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You will only hurt yourself reading these. We had a great system until US socialism pushed that there were no genuine elites and as such all power imbalance is the result of oppression. Now we have the readers of these magazines in public office and informing policy. Fortunately 24/7 spoons' drink deals keep most of them occupied with photos for international entertainment.

It's too late for me, but not too late to hurt others.

>assuming bongs use mouthwash

How about deodorant?

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I can't tell if this is ylyl or just depressing

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Why not both? Also, India could probably learn something from this image.

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Last one.

wtf is this thread?

>tfw mods kick a "define/fix masculinity" thread in 2 min but this shit stays up for hours.

Honestly I was surprised as well.

Checked tho.

Michael looks about ready to fucking kill himself

>british
>women
u wot m8? look at those slags

the mods are leftypol queers

Bet that idea originated in the bedroom, not the garden

"Oi'm not 'erry curvy so oI pin sanitary towels on the soide of me knickers, then put me clothes on over 'e top. Instant curves innit!

"What a fab tip-we can shake our 'ips like Shakira now"

British "women". What the fuck happened? also why do they all have brown eyes?

Any bongs itt have slag stories? I know some of you must have had encounters with these creatures.

>muh tampons and pads
what the fuck

Typical "I AM A WOMAN AND I HAVE A VA-GI-NAH", limey style.

A lot of the people here have a long history of race mixing so blue eyes blondes are rare in england, less so in scotland and ireland. That said most swedish girls i have ever met have been 4'11 stumpy girls with dark hair and brown eyes.

God do I feel sorry for the 8 or 12 clear thinking people left in the UK and Ireland.

>Make sure you only eat one
Ahahah wtf is that. Sadness everywhere.

I'm convinced this is not a magazine for girls but mentally ill people.

Same thing.

I swear i've never actually seen any one buy it, they just seem to appear in waiting rooms 6 months after they were issued

What the fuck have I stumbled into here? Is this real?

It's real, and I just got finished dumping worse in another thread.

Because of all the fluoride

But they are boxes... they are for storing things...

What the fuck. They were given a gift they though was fancy... so they dump it into a bowl and put it somewhere to exude and display fanciness, regardless of whether it is appropriate or not. Are these people literally retarded?

>Are these people literally retarded
Yes, see

Then you've had some bad luck. Most girls here are around, or taller than, 5'7", and at least half are blonde.

this thread, mate
I am dying here

Implying curvy is attractive. That looks like lumps. I like skinny girls.

>nigel
>abdul

This one's actually alright

There is something very disturbing about British women. I don't see many of those in other EU countries, why?

>chavs are all british women

Poor people are disgusting whether they're British or not. This is a women's magazine for the lowest form of pond scum in the UK.

>if you're hosting a dinner party and don't have a lot of cash

Don't host a fucking dinner party then.

We have the same women in the north around calais/lille

this is the country that had bustle dresses after all.

Best thread I've seen in a while, good job op

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Go to any country and cherry pick the utter dregs of that society and you'll be looking at the exact same quality of person.
The only reason it seems so prevalent here is because we're not obsessed with hiding the ugly fuckers and acting like they don't exist.

Why don't you go start another thread about how all Englishwomen are fat, drunken slags with a bunch of photos of working class geordie slags getting pissed and falling out of their cheap dresses?

The only people who would buy these magazines are stay at home single mums from council housing estates who need something to watch after day time tv has ended and they no longer have access to loose women/Jeremy Kyle. Definately circles I don’t move in.

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this is seriously something Charlie and Frank would do...

>COAT EGG ANYONE?

After seeing these, I'd buy them out of morbid curiosity and to expand my collection.

BIN THAT KNIFE!

Those girls are clearly master trolls, sending multiple bizarre tips in under different names. In fact, I think they may be recycling Viz Top Tips

I got brain cancer from reading 5 of these

Bumping

Isn’t tooth paste more expensive than mints?

Are you perhaps getting trolled by a magazine being funny?

What is it about normality mixed with mild quirkiness that comes across as so depressing?

wtf call poison control

is this a joke because it is masterfully crafted