Girls und Panzer

and /ak/


Why is Taeko so precious?

Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

Idk, user. Why is my waifu Hana even cuter?

>mfw I am not Taeko's otouto

>big fatty

Enjoy your whale once she hits 30..

M8, have you seen her mother? She grows up just fine most likely.

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Nigga that's Saori that's going to be a while.

no bully Saori

>Walk in bedroom
>See this

What do?

Saori isnt fat!

tell her that a good girl shouldn't do this.

Have sexual relations with my wife.

Post cute infantry to support our cute guppies

Post rare tanks

her mother doesn't eat 10 tons of food every day though. (which is probably why she is so frail).

>tfw no Kayo doujins
>tfw almost no doujins in general
Why is Sabagebu so underappreciated?

I want to coat Taeko's volleyballs with my white hot paint.

Hana is naturally skinny and burns a lot of calories.

I want to hit the PZ IV in the ammo rack and burn the rest of the calories!

Taeko isnt for lewding

When I saw this in a catalog I thought she was pregnant

I'm sad she's not

Along with half her upper body

Perfection

As long as Hana's lower body is usable, Hana is in pristine condition, as far as I'm concerned

10/10

I want to anschluss Miho

Don't remind me of that Fatalpulse doujin with Fren Da

>tfw no Yandere guppie as my gf

Is paint hot? I thought you had to keep it cool to stop it from going shitty

reminder that this would have been your loyal fluff pupper if history took a slightly different turn

Does Taeko have the best rear armor?

You go home to your wife Saori who's already finished cooking for you. After eating a big dinner, she tells you to get ready for dessert. She takes off her clothes and reveals her entire body. You lift her up and slowly make your way to the bed. Saori cheers me on each step you make. You lay her on the bed, before your muscles start to give out.

"Sorry, do I weigh too much?" You shake your head, claiming that you just need to work out more. She smiles at you, and then spreads her legs open. You decide to start on some foreplay and lick her pussy. As you keep digging in between her legs, licking and rubbing, Saori says "Come on, you're missing. You're not even near my pussy." You're so confused, you can't tell one part of flesh from another.

"Ugh, forget it. I'm wet enough. Lay down big boy, I'll make you feel good." She slips in your rock hard dick inside of her. The tight wet flesh wrapped around your member feels like heaven to you. Some pressure on your pelvis, but it's worth it just to feel like this. Saori starts to jump up and down on top of you. You're starting to feel your hips break with all of this weight on top of you. You try to tell Saori to slow down but she can't hear you. Saori is riding you so hard and so fast and your dick is feeling so good but your body can't take it.

You both finally cum, and Saori just lays on top of you and falls asleep. You try to push her off but your exhaustion and lack of oxygen left in your body isn't letting you. All 600 pounds of her is on top of you, and you can't do anything. You start to pass out, and the last thing you see is Saori's smile. "I really love seals." was your last thought before your consciousness fades.

>inb4 this is converted into a CYOA

Next best thing.

If you date a garupan, would they all wear cute clothes like this?

plsno

I sure hope not. The CYOA Nishi one was badly written honestly.

She has the best everything

This, I mean shit, the CYOA that got us pegged by Kay was written better than that.

>CYOA with the only option being "club the seal"

Reminder that this is the best tank design of WW2

Dating Taeko means the death of the volleyball club you realize that right?

>Taeko: I-I'm sorry guys, my boy friend wants me to go with him. I can't practice today. I know the volleyball club needs at least 4 members, but I can't say no to him. Don't worry about me, I'll come next time if he lets me...

of course

I want to have adult sex with Alice!

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I want to join the Volleyball Club and be their manager!

W-what's non-adult sex with Arisu?

Pretending to not know what sex is and saying ridiculous things like "Alice, my pee pee is stiff."

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Marry Mika
Cuddle Aki
Fuck Mikko

Fuck Mika, Cuddle Aki, Marry Mikko.

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>implying I wouldn't be at volleyball practice to cheer them on and oogle ALL their butts.

I want to be Shiho's husband. I want Maho and Miho as my daughters.

I want to fuck Shisho violently every night until we make a third child.

including Noriko?

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does anyone have the latest summary image of the cyoa?

kys

You have very good taste.

thanks bruv

Especially Noriko

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mega:///#!x55Q3B4S!RuTTy-7EKjdTDkLqv5Z3KdaI2gToHRXV6qanzGWocFA

NO

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>tfw no Anglerfish dance across all schools after the victory in der Film

That's fine, they should have done the Gloriana dance anyway because they're the team that carried the match

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a-a-an an a-a-an an

I would love to hear Anzu making that noise while I fry my potato in her

>ywn be kidnapped by Pravda to be Katyusha's personal plaything.

Why live?

Why is Alice so lewd?

Same, dude. I'd love to help her with that.

Something, something, shimada genes

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Where did Miho's nickname "Miporin" come from anyway? It just seems like it came out from no where

>When they see your dick

I think that's way passed the just seeing it phase, friend.

This is not the reaction people get when they see your dick?

Must've watched a very naughty Boko episode during Watershed hours. Being a sheltered cute little innocent prodigy surrounded by hungry dykes certainly doesn't help.

Why are all the rabbits so eager to drop out of school and become mothers?

Sex with Rabbits:
-Azusa would be completely normal, missionary sex. You would have to talk to her if you wanna do something different.
-Ayumi would try her best to be sexy for you but is too insecure and thinks she looks ugly.
-Karina would rush sex too fast and mess up her hymen, scaring her from sex until you comfort her
-Aya likes sex to be rough, is into exhibitionism, and spanking
-Yuuki won't be satisfied unless you make her cum 20 times a day. Would constantly ask you to bring your male friends.
-Saki is a living breathing onahole

Just like yogurt.

And like regular rabbits they are all super fertile!

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>it comes with tissues

Go on

>no CYOA for the unboxing
Shit.

You think she let Erika dance for her after the christmas party?

Post webm of you using it.

Unboxing video when?

On phone can't time stamp

Open it, I wanna see the real-life recreation of Duce's perfect vaginal walls

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Just write the date and time on a piece of paper

Vag and anal m8

Will this do?