What are the ramifications of cumming inside god, Kyon?

What are the ramifications of cumming inside god, Kyon?

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None unless she actually wants a kid

You'd probably actually cause total peace and prosperity on earth for a couple hours afterwards

If she actually wanted a kid wouldn't she just automatically become pregnant her self or find a baby on her doorstep or something.

Haruhi/Kyon's powers probaby cover immaculate conception but the "abandoned child" plot seems more likely.

>immaculate conception
Fuck, disregard. That's not what that word means.

There'd be an afterglow resulting in a celestial dawn of positive energy. Then morning sickness from pregnancy kicks in and everything goes right back to shit.

Haruhi as a mother..

god i fear for the world the moment her kid starts misbehaving.

Haruhi would make a fine mom, she's great at cooking and loves kids

>on bed
>wear bras and panties
>leave on socks and shoes
why.jpg

danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1004

What the fuck was that?

>Series featuring Kyon and Haruhi cohabitating.
it's right there on the page

slut factor and sensitivity increase, boobs get bigger

Because it looks sexy.

>questioning god

>danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1004
Cute!

Nah, because that's not the way she understands conception to work.
She'd instead run into some handsome, well hung black dude who'd knock her up with or without Kyon's permission.

Cutest couple

How do I confess to her?

Holy shit, you're right. She wouldn't want to go through birth, so Kyon would find a baby on his doorstep, and Haruhi would be tsundere about raising it with him ("There's no way you could raise a baby, I guess I'll have to help!"), and it would genetically be theirs.

I don't know, but I want to find out.

Her hormone swings would kill off all the espers through exhaustion.

She'd just make Mikuru wear diapers and baby clothes.

Kyon is the god, the roles are reversed you just don't know it.

hawt

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what happen?

She doesn't look messy enough for rape.

Probably hot loving sex

>those boobs pressing against the duvet
>dat ass

Haruhi is outrageously sexual no matter what she's wearing or doing.

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What happens when Haruhi has bad gas?

I want to cum inside Haruhi.

We all do, it is why the devoted spill their seed upon the floor with the hopes that our love and devotion will fill the ether to reach her and gain her approval.

why does she sit like that?

I wanna cum on her armpit

Sauce?

Maybe her butt hurts.

This, exactly.

Sweet fucking lord

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Why does she wear the headband?

Its the origin of the "Big Bang"

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Because her butt has recovered.

>tfw this actually happened to you
>tfw her face was that shade of red
>tfw you still get called out on it sometimes

Are you telling she can beat my cock and reject my children?

second coming of Christ.
also this

nice

You fight the law (and you win)

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Dumb vanillafag

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Some fetishes I'll never understand.

>typical shittaste footfag
Kill yourself.

Big bang

I don't know.

FUCKING FART FETISHISTS

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>claiming to have a gf
>claiming to have fucked
>on Sup Forums
Haha, you funny guy. I kill you last.

making his child have a scumbag mother.

I may be a footfag but that wasn't the intent of the question here. Why would you wear shoes on your bed, at least socks would have made sense.

Fucking kek

good taste

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Soul Level 99

Source?

The second cumming and so forth.

Loose socks are a fetish.

More likely than you'd think.
>tfw interrupted by roommate coming back from work early
>tfw awkward eye contact

Goddamn, I remember reading this when I was getting into doujins. I felt so cockblocked.

I miss being uncorrupted, when something like that could get my heart pounding

I honestly don't remember it's been so long.

dont question other peoples fetish

What's this from again? I forgot the name and I've been looking for it for ages.

nevermind i found it

exhentai.org/g/59887/aa07fde9d7/

I want to sleep on that fat tush

I dig it.

In retrospect, Haruhi didn't play up the fact that it regularly features one incredibly hot schoolgirl sexually harassing another one all that much, did it?

Nah not really, it's mostly contained in the Melancholy arc if I remember right

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