Government is just people in buildings

>government is just people in buildings

Next time you see a politician making a speech, just remember that they wipe their ass standing up like the rest of us.

who wipes his ass standing up

Do you do it in the portajohn?

>standing up

ishygddt

Bad form, you are humanizing puppets

Next time you see a politician making a speech, just remember that they also eat their steak well done

what's wrong with you?

I do it that way too, who ripped your flag?

oooh rare.

faggot

More like they wipe sitting down, check to see how much shit is on the paper and sniff it.

>not standing upm clenching your butt as hard as you can and force-floss your ass with a bath towel

You guys are missing out

>science is a gigantic collection of slightly incorrect data that averages out correctly when you collect enough

i wonder hoy many hours of sleep a politician gets on average
I think I'm gonna have a nap.

>money is just paper

Lizards don't need to wipe though, their feces is very dry.

>age is just a number

>Daily reminder that women (specially good looking ones) also fart and take nasty shits.

Remember that next time you see a nice piece of ass.
It gets dirty with feces.

>>government is just people in buildings
It's amazing how people don't understand that. And they think foreign nations are singular units that act unilaterally. Historians are terrible with this, almost universally so below 130 IQ.

>women are just men with no dicks

>he doesn't get off on that

agency is one of the main preoccupations of history, I don't think nay historian has ever considered a nation as a cohesive body that acts unilaterally. Even historians as early as Thucydides identified different movements, individuals and influences over a state.

I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid B^)

My entire history education from grade school up through and including university undergraduate education treated entire states, empires, and nations in that manner. Granted in their region of interest and study, they fleshed things out more about individuals within the system, but then in the very next sentence they turn around and act like "Germany" did such and such for such and such reasons.

Let them be, according to them Richard Spencer it's a high level intellectual.

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ok stop I don't wanna get banned

Sounds hot :^)

Where's the other half of my Xmas tree Jimmy!?