Kantai Collection - KanColle

Give them the Swordfish.

I want to fuck Warspite.

Poor girl was never the same after Jutland.

I want to have Sup Forumsnons make love with my wife.

Her thighs are so good

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She saw some shit, slapped some Krauts, hardened the fuck up and became a legend.

Loli HMS girl when. I need some elegent loli with drill hair.

Kuma?

Earnest Isokaze makes my heart melt. She is beautiful when smug but adorable when her composure breaks.

>still no Mtu edit of her in his latest CL series

Suffering.

Panpakapaaan~~

You are in the mess hall with your waifu Birmarck when this guy comes in and slaps her so hard in the ass that it leaves her walking funny

What do you do?

Fuck off already.

Molest the fairy.

Well, if one does happen it would probably be HMS Belfast considering it is still alive today.

I was always a bit sceptical of any DDs from the western nations but we got the two boys and Libe so anything is possible.

Thank you Atago for the Tamamo

Nothing since she cheated on me with some dopey maintenance guy.

>that skank
>mai waifu

Satan pls. Mai waifu is Prinz.

But my wife is Prinz and she's gonna dodge that shit.

Nice try, Satan.

Prinzmind

I thought HMS Belfast is a CL? Beside, Belfast is North Ireland, I can't imagine Irish being an elegent oujo-sama.

Dont bully Bismarck, Satan. Leave that to Rodney.

Welp, right you are STALKER.

Any ideas for an RN DD that you would like to see then?

>Bismarck
>skank
>dissing the one person Prinz truly adores

Prinz is not your waifu.

Prinz adores her TTK after she found out that Slutmarck has sucked 37 dicks.

tfw 40 fuel left and no Aquila

At least I got pretty much every other event girl I wanted except for Arashi and Hayasui

Nagato please.

In a row?

>sucked 37 dicks

In a row?

RANDAL!

Electra maybe? She saw plenty of service, witness several historical events and dealt with a lot of different ships so her hourlies would be interesting to see.

>No Aquila
No big loss, really.

>No Arashi
You poor soul. Here, have an Arashi to soothe the pain

>Arashi
I kinda regret not grinding more on E-3 easy for her, oh well, hopefully she'll appear next event.

Thank you, I did manage to get her sister Hagi but no Arashi. I just started liking her character too. I got a fucking Naka on the last S-rank of the boss...

Should've done a bit more farming last autumn m8.

Oh well. You cleared E4 already?

Aye, what a strange map it was, other than the boss node there was no problem at all.

No, not the Swordfish.

Who did you clear it with?

Abubear one-shot a light damaged Heavy Cruiser hime at the start of the night-battle, she really is a good girl.

皆さん!

Did you S rank?

Of course, she is the best CL after all.

Not bad. I had Hotel, Museum, and chuuha nameship Crane focus CA Hime during daytime shelling and took her out then.
Quicc Succ barrels OP pls nerf

What happens next?

I want to make love with Abubear.

Would you minna-san her minna-sans?

あたしの指示に従ってください！
Aye, got another Kawakaze out of it.
I forgot to use Hayasui so Abukuma really saved me.

night battle

I bet CA-Hime was too busy plugging her ears to dodge Abubear's torpedo.

Kancolle is trash

I wonder if this is an actual 2hufag who really thinks there is some sort of rivalry between the fanbases, or if this is a troll trying to start shit.

Would yasen all night long.

I'm just a /jp/ user. Sorry.

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Call up all of buddies including Rodney and have Rodney fuck Bismarck with her big fat torp.

>Stalker cleared E4 hard without Hayasui
>you didn't

Protip: we already know that.
>Kancolle
>small c

Admiral.
I'm CIA.

Panpakap-

>I'm just a /jp/ user

Can TTK bring friends?

I wanna cut off her tongue.

Don't worry. No charge for them.
They were trying to nab your memedal.

To be fair, my final run was an expectedly good run and everyone performed above average, even KTKM cut-in while orange and murder a light damaged BB hime.

I hope it would be HMS hood since it would be cute to have a foreign bulliable loli.

>Loli
Sorry, but Hood's fuck hueg. Only the pocket battleships should be loli sized.

>battlecruiser
>loli
This isn't fucking Chinkcolle.

(Yuu)

A loli BB would be amazing, but I don't think it will happen.

Mikasa when?

Is there an office furniture that is supposed to be Mikasa's rigging, or am I thinking of something else?

Houshou is far too cute

Kongou would be happy that there's finally someone a lot older than her.

Kongou has been my granny rather than houshou or kamikaze

>ChinkColle
>pocket battleship

they actually have that?

For me she has one of the more fleshed out and developed personalities in the game. Her lines are excellent, as is her design.

Monitor when?

demn why are german ship girls the best?

Spooky pasta loli.

IMA WRECK DAT STERN

>Abubear one-shot a light damaged Heavy Cruiser hime at the start of the night-battle.

That hime wouldn't happen to be named Canberra would she?

Yes.

DO NOT LEWD MAX!

Would be funny if she get a takoyaki bomber as her equipment.

lewd pasta loli

>Official Tentacle grape victim of KanColle

Max has been ruined forever, user

What is being punished by Houshou like?

I am glad that fanart has somewhat saved Libe from Jiji's terribad art.

It isn't fair.

She won't be the only one once dev implemented those tentacle mine into the game.

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I'd rather have a BB do it. That way they'll know real pain.

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Not really, just think of it as some kind of vibaritor or something.

Daijoubu? Daijoubu!

Poor pudding

Is she mad that Prinz found out about her dick sucking hobby?

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[/spoiler] yeah [/spoiler]

Yes.