You're a fucking beta if you have a dog as a pet

You're a fucking beta if you have a dog as a pet.

You've literally stripped them from their use and just like them because they're "cute" and they give you the attention you never had, you friendless faggot.

who shat on your cat this morning, leaf?

there is truth in that, but it's just as true if not more so for cat owners.
Still, If you have a family and a yard, you should have a dog.

truth. also true is that the thing is going to ruin your carpets with all the excrement and vomit

Lord Byron slayed more pussy than your petty mind could dream of, yet wrote this. Begone, pleb.

Near this Spot
are deposited the Remains of one
who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferosity,
and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.
This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
if inscribed over human Ashes,
is but a just tribute to the Memory of
BOATSWAIN, a DOG,
who was born in Newfoundland May 1803
and died at Newstead Nov. 18th, 1808.

When some proud Son of Man returns to Earth,
Unknown to Glory but upheld by Birth,
The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe,
And storied urns record who rests below:
When all is done, upon the Tomb is seen
Not what he was, but what he should have been.
But the poor Dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
Whose honest heart is still his Master’s own,
Who labours, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,
Unhonour’d falls, unnotic’d all his worth,
Deny’d in heaven the Soul he held on earth:
While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.
Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,
Debas’d by slavery, or corrupt by power,
Who knows thee well, must quit thee with disgust,
Degraded mass of animated dust!
Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,
Thy tongue hypocrisy, thy heart deceit!
By nature vile, ennobled but by name,
Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.
Ye! who behold perchance this simple urn,
Pass on, it honors none you wish to mourn.
To mark a friend’s remains these stones arise;
I never knew but one—and here he lies.

Stop being such an autist

It seems to really trigger these guys tho

True. Pets are for children. If your dog or cat doesn't do anything of value while you're childless, you're a fucking faggot.

>not sipping sweet tea while going hunting with your bestest boi
Y'all aren't gonna make it.

Sure thing, Mohammed.

Fact is, Dog owners are more likely to be homeowners, are happier, and are better consumers than people who don't own dogs.

You're a beta if you take advice from a leafyfaggot.

Fuck you and that gerbil up your ass, faggot leaf.

Their use? We give them use you faggot

What if I have a St Bernard who's entire purpose in life is to give love and save lives?

Literally the definition of mans best friend

you're a faggot
post Sup Forums doggos

FeelsBaitMan

confirmed for being a non white leaf only white people know the value of mans best friend

my bitch also serves as a guard dog and companion, you sheepfucking retard.

In the past two days, antifa/leftypol have gone after me for being a speeder, a dog owner and a snappy dresser. I can't help but laugh at this point.

post your doggo

Hey look, it's some leaf who has no idea about the coevolution between canines and homonids

Read a book you stupid nigger

I live on a farm and own a Shepherd.

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>You're a fucking beta if you have a dog as a pet.
>You've literally stripped them from their use and just like them because they're "cute" and they give you the attention you never had, you friendless faggot.
Thanks for the laugh faggot.

Saved his life and one night he saved mine and my fiance's as well. Best fucking dog I've ever had.

Dogs are great.

Cats are alright, I think cat owners are masochists tho. Why else would you get an animal that treats you like shit.

they keep vermin away.

look like a good boi

>What's wrong did your dog fuck a black guy. You should like it cuck. If you fight the bbc they win

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>You're a fucking beta if you have a dog as a pet.
Funny, I feel the same way about women from Vancouver.

jej

bad dog!

My heeler chases my neighbor's cows about once a week. He loves it and it's easier than fixing the fence, so fuck off, leaf.

Sorry I saved my dog from a gas chamber to use it for something other than a sex partner, leaf.

Border Collies are best doggo's in my opinion
>Often a dog that loves one person but likes others.
>Bred in England
>Best sheepdog, agility dog, flyball dog, fetch dog, cleverest dog and by far the cutest doggo of them all.

Boiz i dont care about dogs cuz Pepe The Nazi Frog will soon rise and all non human lifeforms will be killed.That means no more cats commies,dogs etc.The truth is most of my life i was a normie,sucking dick becouse it was PC and using second hand memes.But no more i said,i was inspires to take action when i heard for the first time Shia's ,god bless his name, words ,,Yesterday you said tomorrow" so as a good cultist i murdered a cow in the name of Hitler and a horse in the name of Stalin and when saw nothing happened i became tired so in the end even if our beer is poisoned by lizardmen even if our kfc is full of low quality spices the only thing that counts is a dog...becouse its the only animal who can give you the kind of love and atention you didnt get from your father

I use my dog to hunt.

>you're beta if you dominate another living being
sure thing ahmed, but I prefer cat since I don't need to go outside with it

Spot the faggot that is afraid of dogs

I rescued my dog from my cousins abusive husband. I beat his ass in the rain, and took the dog. He is a pug with diabetes, he went without treatment and was beat daily. He is now 6 years old, and doing great. Fuck you maple nigger.

Better than a woman but it brings them around for sex. My dog is better than your food stamps leaf.

i like dogs because they are nice and obediant

They're Anglo-Scots. Best dogs are Beardies followed by Spanollies/Sprollies.

>Pug
At least say it's your bird's dog m8.

my belgian Shepard would fuck u up if u came near me

>1 post by this scared faggot.

i have my dog to protect my yard and bark at intruders but also hes a qt doggo

Op is right, you're all a bunch of faggots.
Everywhere you go, there's dog shit. Places with lots of dog walkers are absolutely filthy, they're open sewers. Dog shit everywhere means lots of flies. Dog owners are absolute shit. You're pure nigger. Fuck cats also, they should all be wounded with a pellet gun.

The shittiest thing about (((this demoralizing reductive post))) is that (((op))) posted a picture of a collie, when (((op))) has never nor never will experience the love, dedication, and bravery of such a dog.

Aww, bet he is. Pet your dogs for me

but i only keep my dog in my yard
i got a big yard so he can run around n shiet

Hitler loved dogs.

The all mighty Shiba

My great dane is a guard dog who hunts the occasional rabbit.

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/bant/
55+ retards responded to this faggoty bait thread. You people are the worst, I hope you are at least sageing this shit

A leaf