Why do Vampires need breasts?

Why do Vampires need breasts?

Same reason humans do.

To seduce their prey.

The fat needs to go somewhere

vampire babies drink milk?

To seduce me

I don't see how that matters.

Why do I need this, 27cm sausage in my pants if I'm never going to use it?

It gives them something else to suck on.

Chess chest more like best Belle

Blood deposits.

best vampire has no breasts

Anybody have a pic Dem Titties from that chick from Shiki?

Gotta feed babby so they can reproduce.

They don't need them they just have them because they used to be human.

But she is the best vampire.
Krul got demoted to nikubenki

would explain if loli vampires are born vampires which is why they're flat as a board since vampires really don't need breasts

Bouyancy in the event of a water landing.

If a human drinks vampire milk, does the human become the vampire's milk-addicted slave?

Plot

Well evolutionarily, breasts are designed to hold milk.
So theoretically, Vampires wouldn't need them because they feed off of others