You guys ready for the future public lawyers? They'll go SJW on your ass and drink wine after

You guys ready for the future public lawyers? They'll go SJW on your ass and drink wine after

bitch on the left looks like the fucking hawaiian from moana

>tfw the law profession in this country is already over 50% womyn.

They'll either drop out, never pass the bar, or try to work in govenment.
Chicks don't do well in private practice.

>hiring anything but a male jew as your lawyer

Kids larping. Again.

Hiring a male jew?
>Shalom goy, but unfortunately your rape case cannot be won even thought the accuser has already confessed to not being raped. But thanks for the shekels!

you think a woman is going to defend you over a shrew man jew?

Unironically this

You know there are options other than whores and mr. goldbergs to choose from right?

not unless you want to actually win your case

the best, unironically

>its real

Where's the link? Can't find it

>tfw studying for the LSAT and finally got my second perfect logic games section the other day.

Why are lawyers such pathetic scum?

>going to law school in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen

Ewwwwwww. How fast can they turn on the tears when they're losing?

We balance Justice and Tequila!

My hatred of women grows daily. I don't like this.

women are literally the worst lawyers

>losing a case cause your twat of a lawyer is on the rag and emotionally unstable

2, 3, 4, 1

turn on cnn

Why are there so many female lawyers? What attracts women to the law? Why?

1, 3, 2, 4

I wanna see the little one wearing a suit

Hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans for all 4.

SJWery. they wanna fight for lgbt and refugee rights and other bullshit

I really don't think that explains it, maybe a portion but not 50%+. There are many other fields that have that motive yet not that proportion.

WE MUST GO DEEPER

Look at that lady on left
Wish my shoulders were this wide

H-haha yeah!!!

Wine and law!

Get ready for these bitches, world! *peace sign emoji*

You can request a non-female lawyer, I'm very certain.

They want to be powerful and practicing law pays well. Or it used to at least. And you don't have to go to anywhere near as much school as doctoring.

women excel at taking money from men.

truuu I would only hire a Morty Goldstien as my divorce attorney

You do realize mr goldberg knows the judge and will get him on your side right?

They like to argue and want money

Kill fuck fuck marry

this happened in The Wire too

Will be soon replaced by robolawyers and robo paralegals. God bless automation.

The solution is simple, gentlemen: artificial wombs

Fathers will finally get to raise their sons as they and only they see fit, never having to doubt their sons' paternity.

Without women confiscating almost all the fruits of their labour, fathers will have a lot more time to spend with their sons and transmit manly virtues---honour, loyalty and honesty among them---free from female interference. Boys will never be abused or neglected again just for being boys.

Most boyhoods will at last be remarkably drama- and trauma-free.

Meanwhile, the labour-time and material resources currently wasted on female frivolity---a good 80 percent of it in advanced economies---will be returned to men to do with as they see fit.

Not only will men work far shorter hours and live much better (and longer) than they do today, but far more resources will be available for development of the technologies necessary to settle other planets, among other marvels mankind freed of female parasites will finally be able to realize.

I hope I live to see it.

>Anything but shariah law

>MFW

lawyers are not going to get replaced by robots. people will still want the human interaction side. However, a lot of the work lawyers do will get replaced by smart data. But, a good lawyer will know how to take advantage of that.

never hire a female attorney. Fuck I work in a law office and dealing with these female bitches on power trips.....

Goy, how can you be this dumb?

I'm going to use my Jewish tricks to keep you out of prison. In return you give me shekels.

This is not hard to understand.

is that mike cernovich?

I can tell you in this case, the girl who posting the picture IS going to law school for SJW shit. She wants to prosecute fuckbois

The whole jews are good lawyers is just a meme. Maybe jews are just very attentive to detail and think outside the box unlike your average soda guzzling mcdonalds chumping american.

I'll just represent myself

3 > 4 or 4 > 3? Really makes you think.

I wouldn't worry about them
I saw a case a while back, a female lawyer fresh out of lollege tried numerous times to argue as if she was a citizen and not a lawyer, it was for SJW reasons, she was humiliated by the judge and told to fuck off basically

they will just lose cases at higher rates than their male counterparts

Its a shame too because she started off as a normal ohio girl and got brainwashed by public college and is now one of the most insufferable people youll meet

Knew a few cunts like this in law school. Dumb as rocks but were more book smart than street smarts or common sense.

They push pencils and papers now.

If you think about it, it's the most prestigious field you can enter without having to know any of that icky math and science, plus it's a people-centric profession (at least that's what it has become). So it makes sense that the top women students would flock to it.

Omar lit his ass up in court, though.

Feel the Bern, baby!

I'm a 3L currently, law school is 50% sjw retards.

They won’t be making any influence on the field or advancing any further 50k paycheck
t. US and Russia-based lawyer, partner

women love bad boys
they fuck their clients

lawfag here

women get a huge fucking boost in applying to firms because of diversity quotas, most of them don't make it more than 3 months before dropping it and becoming public defenders or doing some low-level lobbying

maybe 10% of the ones who stay are as competent/more competent than the male team, but I don't think I've ever seen one get fired. God help you if there are more than two women on your team, though. It's nonstop cattiness and shitflinging.

They lack the fighting spirit and loyalty. In court, your still representing someone adversarially. The best fighter will therefore be the most analytical and least concerned of how their own personal battles with human rights for migrants is going.

You want a serpeant as your lawyer, not someone who will weight your own values with the values of your adversary and then unconsciously bias you.

CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHAT WOULD BE WRONG WITH WHITE SHARIA???

protip: nothing

And by white sharia i really just mean mandating white women be in burkas and not be able to vote

maybe ditch the burkas. Does anyone still think women should be able to vote?

If my ex was anything to go by it's because they love arguing. She wasn't a great lawyer though.

There are vast armies of low-tier lawyers whose job is doing e-discovery AKA reading through fucktons of emails and such to locate useful data for preparing the case. The robots will come for those jobs fairly soon.

The entire religion is based around rules lawyering the kosher and sabbath rules though.

>implying half the lawyers in the US don't do blow daily
went to lawschool with a guy who LITERALLY gets paid in drugs by one of his clients

Good to know. I'll start mentally preparing for the shitfest now.

>t. dumbass lawstudent

For fuck sake, can there ever be a tweet that doesn’t sound like a nigger talking?

I honestly think that even software devs are at risk. I fantasize about writing code that writes code all the time... someone out there is bound to do it sooner or later.

In Canada it approximates 80% SJW. I am concerned for the profession ....

this unironically

This. I may hate kikes but I'll only hire jew lawyers. You need a real slimeball who knows his way around the legal system to respresent you in a court.

Shit dude, go easy on those are power levels.

fuck I'm glad I quit on law and decided to focus on aerospace engineering instead

the hell stories I've heard about law were enough to set me straight. from the soy boy public defenders, to the nig nogs that want to reform the prison system, and everything inbetween(sjw thots who quit their high powered firm within the first year), I got out hike the getting was good

I’m at Yale Law and the incoming class is majority women, and 48% minority. It doesn’t get any more prestigious than here. Weep for the future.

Oh, and the 52% of students who are “white” are actually mostly Jews. I don’t think any WASPs go here any more.

what was your lsat and gpa? are you a huwhite male?

meh most of them quit in their early 30's to have kids

I feel like the wasps go to southern sportsball colleges

Duke, Vanderbilt, Virginia Tech, etc

yeah SEC schools are littered with waps and Chads. Not sure how many of them stick around for law school though

what is the most right wing field of law to practice? corporate? tax? need answers

NRA's legal department.

holy shit a dream

>mfw law student
>mfw nearly a decade of arguing with you autists on a Mongolian finger painting board has honed my verbal reasoning to near perfection and I run circles around most of my classmates, especially these SJW types.
>Protip, the SJW shit doesn't fly far at all in law school they had a rude awakening already.

Let's see how long they stay like that having to live nigger crime statistics all day every day, denial of reality can only go so far before they crack and shoot up a courtroom or something
also,

This.
Fake and gay.

It's a lot better than having him on the other side.

I went to law school with chicks like this. They rarely end up doing litigation. Most of them end up doing in house stuff that had nothing to do with “justice”

T.

I’m a law student and a national socialist. Get fucked.

Can you? I thought your options are to find a kike willing to represent you or to take whatever loser got stuck putting up with people like you if you can't afford that, beggars can't be choosers, etc.

>fuckbois
>this is an actual word in the current year

>lawyers
Yea, nah. Especially dressed like that. Lawyer ladies have their shit together and always look business present in photos. Those are all paralegals at the most.

I should add one of them will become an ada that will perpetuate the system the currently deride

>literally 50/50 representation in a field
>why are there so much

Their lives will be miserable and shallow.

SJWs always suck as attorneys. Judges fucking loathe them and will do everything they can to help you out.

Attorneyfag here. Those fuckheads never get hired for anything worth a damn. They all go to SPLC or other cuck shit and make $40k a year and can never pay off their debt.

>gets paid in drugs by one of his clients
I'd like to back this user up on this claim because I too have seen this.

>defends a murderer
>is mentally torn between being a good lawyer or being a just lawyer
>quits law
alternatively
>get appointed to a killer
>does a shitty job on purpose
>murderer gets jailed
>gets out and kills her
im ok with this

Agreed. It really does hone your verbal, logical and abstract reasoning to a level that most people just can't even touch, if you have the potential for it.

...

I just call people fags and call it a day.