Alternative approaches to causing NK to collapse?

What ideas does Sup Forums have? I say we make a deal where for every sanction we lift, they have to allow in 1 million nigger refugees. That should do it.

They'd just use them as slaves though. They wouldn't let them fuck their shit.

Best way would be nice to them. Then the people of nk won't be scared of us and turn to the regime for protection. Keep a hard border, but send them food and smart phones and medicine. Be nice to the people but not the regime. Hold a warm hand out to lead them from the cold war. Threatening them with nuclear bombers makes the situation worse

1. Have Trump challenge Kim Jong Un to a duel on Twitter.

2. Photoshop nude photos of KJU and dump a billion leaflets all over NK

3. Fill South Korea with 1 billion muslim refugees so North Korea wont want to conquer them anymore

4. Send poisoned rice to NK as humanitarian aid

5. Drop crates of handguns all over North Korea so they can fightback against the police

6. Use a Batsignal-like searchlight that says "Kim Jong Un is a loser" in Korean and blast it over the skies above North Korea

7. Have Trump says "I give up" to North Korea and say the US is ready to surrender and invite KJU to DC to sign the surrender papers and when he arrives in DC kill him.

Why do you want to destroy the only 100% National Socialist country on earth?

If Hitler had won and had a nutsack, Großgermaniausterpflichthandenlanden would be a glorious white North Korea ruled by a Cartman-look-alike Adolph-eun Hitler Drei.

All good ideas but #2 or some variation of it is your best

nuke everything so there aren't even any squash face refugees.

SK can get its own nuke program and they can have a mini-nuclear cold war with NK.

Then NK will collapse or start to be more friendly eventually.

It worked with the US and USSR.

it's like you're 12

if they do another test in that mountian its collapse may take NK with it and we can have STALKER : Secrets of Pyongyang edition.

Well, I don't know if it would work a second time.
It was just sheer luck that we all didn't end glassed at the end.

>Alternative approaches to causing NK to collapse

Why would I want that?

NK collapsing entirely has the danger of them using the nuclear option as a final 'fuck you' because they have nothing to lose.

Best case scenario is a top down military coup by a faction of generals more open to positive relations with the rest of the world.

This became less likely when kimmy did his purge a few years ago though.

That's obviously been thunk of (by everyone us/them)
Question is - how
If I put you in charge of it wtf would you do?

leak kim jong un's nudes

Millions of BLACKED Kim Jong Un photos dropped over the countryside.

Use Project Bluebeam to project a heavenly image of Kim Jong Il telling his son to surrender to the USA.

LMAO. FUCK OFF. ISRAEL IS ABOUT TO BE BTFO. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR.

>the end

You got a few more años left amigo

Call Kimmy mean names on twitter until he does something about it. Use it as casus belli for a traditional war.

LOL
I maybe they will laugh and puke at the same time.
World record of more people drown with their vomit at the same time,

maybe, One doesn't know if the next day will be starring a narco's massacre video on liveleak.

>be CIA
>want to demolish NK without starting WW3
>employ weaponized autism of Sup Forums as think tank
How have we grown

You would think by now they'd notice that the ONLY fat person in their country is Kim. Literally everyone else is skin and bones

Trump could try sitting down with Kim and having a talk. Libfags wouldn't be able to accuse Trump of being a warmongerer and Kim's people would see him as important enough on the world stage to get a meeting with Trump.

Trump needs to be more aggressive on Xi, he needs to make them realize that the rest of the international community looks down on them because they can't even control their own puppet state, and that North Korea is holding China back back

Just ignore them completely. Ban all trade with them and don't say anything. The moment kimmy starts a war, he will lose power and control. He knows this and is just making threats to make us back off. It's a shitty miserable country that will eventually collapse so we just need to ignore them until it does.

DURRR WE SHOULD JUST NUK'DM RIGHT?

China is actually the biggest looser if NK collapses. They then have what is basically a giant US military base right at their doorstep, that on top is filled to the brim with nukes

That's the price they have to pay for letting it get this bad

time

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Ignoring isn't going to stop them from building nukes and missiles

>t. mohammed ahmed sayid muhammed