So, where do you fall Sup Forums?

So, where do you fall Sup Forums?

we had this thread yesterday

>Dies a virgin
>Alpha

Uh huh

Why is Simon on their twice?
Shouldn't it be Kamina?

Kid Simon was beta as fuck. Adult Simon was 10000x more alpha than Kamina could ever dream.

How is that not Alpha?

is the Index guy really that big of an alpha? Takes some balls to beat MANkoto in that aspect.

i'm at least 10 times more pathetic than Satou

Kyon

He didn't even care about getting his dick wet. You're over there on the other side of the monitor thinking solely about that.

Tatami Galaxy MC.

>Ginko
>alpha
>never even asked Tanyuu for a date

How about no

I'm below Satou because I'm still a virgin.

>TTGL

Fuck off.

>look mom I posted it again

Do you consider willingly being an enemy of the world for a magical terrorist girl who killed him in a thousand worlds and forced him to nearly commit suicide after making his heroics obsolete because she unwittingly made him the only person who can truly understand that living through a thousand worlds is hell as alpha?

I guess, however, that when they talk about Touma being alpha, it's because his most famous acts are punching women in the face.

...

Kid Ill fuck you up

How about making an objective rule of measurement?
Something like: starting from the left, move 1 character for every 6 months you've been a virgin after becoming 15 years old.

This nigga gets it

>I've seen 5 series
>I only understood half of them

> half of five

>that's part of the joke

Yeah because having sex is the only reason to live right?

Well it's the reason you're alive to begin with.

Probably a little more beta than Kyon.

>fucked his bitch and made the mother raise the daughter on her own
Alpha as fuck

Who exactly dies a virgin on the list?

It aint Simon, since that was confirmed by the staff, he and Nia went and did it.

How is Araragi beta?

>dislikes interacting with others and obsessed with marine life
I'm alpha as fuck.

>Araragi
>beta

JoJo, so pretty fucking alpha.

fixed it for you bruv

>No guts
Your spectrum is broken

Can't forget TANOSHII, Juuzawa Juu, and Yagami Kazuma.

Undoubtedly Kyon. Though I reckon someone who tried to punch a woman in the face would be a few notches higher.

>my favorite character out of those is Satou
>my favorite anime out of those is NHK
>I actually identify with him
Just end me already

I'm a mix between Kirito, 8man and Subaru.

God damn I'm a shitty person.

I feel like Kamina was a 100% meme character. Like, I know some people joke about meme "x", but I felt like Kamina was seriously this. I got into the show later than most people and beforehand all I ever heard about was how awesome Kamina was and everyone hyped him up to be essentially the most bad ass anime character of all time. I was expecting to be wowed at his sheer awesomeness.

Low and behold to my surprise, he's not even the main character, and actually dies a couple fucking episodes into the series(not even half way into the series), and Simon ends up becoming even MORE badass than him. Looking back after watching everything TTGL-related, I saw Kamina as more of a cheerleader if anything. Sure, he had his cool moments and his glasses are sweet, but it seems like he was there mainly to raise the spirits of everyone and get them going.

Honestly I think what ensured that Simon would never be liked more than Kamina was his depression arc. That was him at his peak betaness, and after everything Kamina did, I think it made a lot of people hard to grasp Simon actually becoming more badass than him.

I'd say I'm 75% RRGI 25% Subaru. Could be worse, atleast I'm not fucking Shinji

Man, I loved dempa teki Kanojo.
Too bad it was so short. It was better than Kurenai.

Literally full beta, unfortunately.

user, I willed myself into existence.
How about you?

Where is this man?

50% RRRG, 32.5% Shinji, and 17.5% Satou

Who's the last guy?

I'm 100% Subaru.

The people ITT saying Kyon almost surely have insanely inflated opinions of themselves, because Kyon has better than normalfag levels of alpha.

he's still an unbearable socially awkward cunt.

Sup Forums personified.

You

>Ginko
>Alpha
More like a bum doing his job. You kind of need to risk your ass in that kind of job, he seems to be a pretty laid back person.

Kyon? No he fucking isn't. Kyon is pretty damn alpha.

Honestly, anyone who can't even interact with people in real life to a functional level is already below Shinji tier, which is probably 80% of Sup Forums.

Please tell me how the world's greatest child molester is "beta"

Raping a loli isn't alpha, Monogatari shitter.

>forgetting someone

>the two most beta characters had sex than me

A lot further right than that scale.

inb4 and inafter Kyon

Seriously, he's the very definition of

>Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

cringiest personality.

You willed yourself into existence? So you existed before you existed?

It's not rape if they enjoy it

>Alphafive.jpg
>555

Are you a wizard?

Fuck off back to facebook.

Really this list could be shorted to [Kamina-Kyon-Watashi-Subaru-Shinji-Satou] as far as relevance to Sup Forums.

Kamina is fucking famous people levels of alpha, Kyon is slightly above average, Watashi is about normal nowadays, Subaru is can act alpha sometimes but has issues, Shinji is general beta, and Satou is social anxiety problems.

In the past year Kyon, but before that maybe around young Simon

Compared to me, Satou is alpha as fuck, so even further to the right.

Subaru except I feel shame. The way people react to him makes me realize how much of a shit I am

I'm basically Satou so beta as fuck.
Shinji and Araragi are not beta at all though.

Too close to home.

Shinji is like gamm but ararararaargi is middle at best

sixth from the left

Simon alpha up was forced, Kamina was natural. That's why people like him faggot.

Araragi has a girlfriend he had sex with and a harem of girls ready to open their legs for him. That's not beta

>go to uni
>get a gf
>don't join any clubs but make frends
>finish uni

Tatami Galaxy-kun

Subaru is the contingent on Sup Forums that can interact with people normally and wants to get better, but can't because of most likely parental enabling.

Shinji is very little drive to get better, can interact with normally, but given up and just accepted their situation.

Satou is actual anxiety and mental issues, and probably needs to see a psychiatrist, but too scared to call one.

These are the only tropes that are really significant and relevant. Everyone else is slight variations in confidence, and basically normal.

He didnt fuck her he only walked her home gently you sicko

Why do we allow newfags to make such bait images? And if you are trying to make a point about alpha characters, then get some actual examples please.

Fuck off normalfag.

>get a gf
>gf
>I share Sup Forums with these kind of people now

What the hell happened to this place?

>because of most likely parental enabling
This is probably true but I've tried to distance myself from this. I wonder if all my failure will make me go full NHK

>yfw she's probably browsing here too right now

But nobody on Sup Forums is gonna be anywhere near the top half of the spectrum. There's only a few characters on the spectrum that are actually relatable and realistic, and almost all of them are near the bottom. 8man for example is just a delusional fantasy. Confident, smart, capable as fuck, yet still "unpopular". Basically a version of Subaru, without any realistic setbacks.

I don't have a gf but I'm gainfully employed, does that trigger you to?

Not at all.

Normalfags 3DPD lovers are on a whole other level.

I'm probably between Kyon and that Tatami Galaxy dude. Or between Tatami Galaxy dude and 8man. Only show I haven't watched here is Ping Pong, so I don't know where that guy stands.

>someone who tried to punch a woman in the face

He had the right right to be angry with her, what she did was wrong. Although I agree that being violent is a bit over the line.

probably out fucking his daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter.

Some of us who hangs around on Sup Forums actually enjoys anime and manga and like to discuss it, even without joining the retarded culture on Sup Forums. You really should accept it, there are normal people browsing Sup Forums too. Except that we actually watch the things we speak about and read the things we like.