Ask a Mexican anything

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How are you

are you actually attracted to that plastic abomination?

Can you not step on the new grass when you leave the house after you are done cleaning it today?

How does it feel to be born as a human version of a worker ant?

Fuck off Mexishit.

How well can you scale a wall?

Is Mexico City rebuilding okay after the natural disasters? Have you ever been to Chiapas? I want to see Chiapas one day, hopefully.

good, hows the cannibals?

yes, airplanes.

yes. ive not been to chiapas, but its beautiful.

Why are you breathing?

Their fine

I guess you gotta get those drugs across the border somehow.

because im a hooman.

hows your country doing?

I dont.

Why are all your women such backpedalling, backstabbing chatter box liars?

Nothing to ask, just hope you had a cartel free day.

What cartel are you from?, seen any beheadings nlately?

because woman are not hooman.

Do mexican girls like blue eyes

What do you think of Amerimutants?

OK I guess but if world war 3 happens my whole island would be destroyed

thanks, but im studying engineering.

I am not a member of a cartel

no, i have not.

any shootings today?

yes, they are all sluts.

i live in the border, they are very quiet and dont look at me in the face, most of them are very disciplined, i like them

move to australia desu sempai.

If a Mexican girl ass grabs you does it mean she likes you or is she just doing it to all the guys?

Do mexican women appreciate receiving rimjobs? Im sick.

yeah, thats a mexican girl thing. it means fuck me in the butthole ahora mismo

Why do latinas always have amazing tits when they are young, but as soon as they hit like 25-30, they droop into oblivion?

are you a Mestizo?

if you're European are you anything other than Spanish?

Trataron a secuestar mi primo el otro dia pero se escapo, salto del auto mientras estaba moviendose. Cuando se van a ustedes protejerse de todo el crimen relacionado al cartel? Si no, entonces sera mejor que se declaran un narco controlado gobierno para que todos los jentea buenas se salgan de esa mierda de un paiz.

What do you like on your taco?

Well I heard that they where full so

It was hard to tell. She was giggling too much.

I think so

too much taquitos

im white, no im basque. Euskadi is not spain.

guacamole, salsa verde, onion, lettuce, and cilantro.

chicano inutil, trump te va a deportar pronto, este es tu pais y US no lo es.

What does it feel like for that woman to have a wedgie like that?

in what city do you live?

What % of females would you say are good looking in Mexico

1+1=?

Port moresby

Why does your women have a shelf life of less then 5 years after that why do they age like milk? All of them zero exceptions.

Tacos or burritos?

native genes, obviously.

Jaja pendejo soy canadiense por nacimiento, si me mandan para regreso sera primero a garar toda la panocha gringa, me harian favor. Tenga gran tiempo estando captado y torturado por unos pinche cien pesos jajajaja

fake ass

Rare? first time I've seen it

>Port moresby

it seems a nice city, isnt it?

young girls in north and west mexico 70%

young girls in south mexico

30%

tacos

france or UK?

nope, real. latinas have great asses. but they age bad, date them from 16-22 (max)

Nuke uk

actually 22 is too old. like 19.

her ass, tits and lips are so obviously fake though user. also there are pictures of her from before the surgery and she was flat as a board
she has no leg muscles at all and her ass looks like all the porn stars who get fake asses or any of the kardashians. it's fake

how do you like your cabrito?

do you use the goat jawls?

nunca seras blanco ni aceptado por las sociedades anglo sajonas.

why do you guys like fat women so much?
Why are you so short?

never tried cabrito, all the bones of that animal makes me sick, i prefer a chihuahuan steak

indio blood, that makes us a manlets

Cómo te va jefe? Que ondas con el peña.

and that whole fat women thing?

Why is less than 1/10th of 1% of your women hot and that percentage moves to America and lies and says they are from Puerto Rico? Why do your low population hotties forsaken your country?

what does pain taste like?

es un ladron hijo de puta. mientras el usa una chaqueta de 20,000 pesos yo usa ropa del family dollar.

because we are degenerate as fuck

mexicans only lies to be from spain.


puerto ricans are black

Lo que tu digas marica. Buena suerte brincando el muro

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hahahhahahaha te pasas guey.

negro, solo los indios como tu tienen que saltar un muro.

>not posting best spic
is Zihuatanejo relatively safe? I've been wanting to go back.

soy aleman y quiero migrar a Latinoamérica, ya hablo espanol, cuál país puedes recomendarme? estoy pensando sobre México o Argentina pero soy abierto a todas sugestiones

>POM
>Nice City
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes, resorts for white people are safe than US LOL, but go a little further and those wild indians from guerrero will kill you.

Zihuatanejo.
>Dude honestly never heard of that place. Did you get that from
Shawshank?

porfavor, venid aqui hermano Aleman.

youtube.com/watch?v=r0wuDD78xhY

Mexico es muy superior a los sudacas argentinos.

El la ciudad de México puedes encontrar trabajo.

>El la

MY EYES ARE BURNING.

In México you won't get harassed for being white, like in the U.S.

Can latinos be great allies to fight (((them)))?

No, I've never seen that film. my family in Mexico lives about 2 hours from there. I've visited when I was younger.

Uso el inglés en casi todas las situaciones aqui y mi español está bien jodido.

>go a little further and those wild indians from guerrero will kill you
topkek, my family is from there. Is guerrero really a shitty part of Mexico?

Mi madre me jodio y tengo un acento medio Español y medio Naco por los indios aquí.

The resorts are ok, the rest is a living hell.

This is my answer

Yup it's the triángulo de fuego when it comes to poppy fields and Cartel crime. you even have militias in skirmishes with the Knights Templar Cartel.

when will you finally go super saiyan?

sorry to hear that. japan is very near , go there.

Is farting in public just accepted in Mexico because everyone eats frijoles?

Good idea user

its not accepted, people will laugh at you

we dont eat only beans, lol