How come President Trump doesn't have a doggo or any kind of pet...

How come President Trump doesn't have a doggo or any kind of pet? He's got the most stressful job in the world and I'm sure the stress is bad for his health and a pet can help lower his blood pressure plus I'm sure Barron would love to have a doggo. Literally every President before Trump had at least one pet and I'm sure it helped them all cope with the stress of the office. He should get a nice all American doggo like a Chesapeake Bay Retriever or something.

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He should get a cat

he should get a king cobra or a rhino something really fucking cool maybe a pet wasp nest or box jellyfish

This is the most awesome animal ever. He should get a pet this.

any kind of pettable pet would be nice you know, you got all the weight of the world on your shoulders and no matter what you do a good chunk of the country hating on everything you do because you can't please everyone. Sometimes it's nice to just talk to and pet an animal that loves you unconditionally.

I dunno about that, can't pet those, but a dog, cat, rabbit, talking bird he can teach to swear like Andrew Jackson, maybe a horse or something.

Plus it's something you can use for photo ops and stuff, everyone loves photos of the first family playing with/walking the first pets. It's something everyone can relate to and nobody can hate on it.

This topic came up a few months ago, someone here suggested a chimp spraypainted gold.

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wrong, wrong and wrong. The lefties in USA hate trump so fucking much they will LITERALLY shit on EVERYTHING he does, literally EVERYTHING and then they will make shit up to hate on him some more.
I have posted the The Hill article that shows how crooked and corrupt hilldawg is for selling that uranium to Russia and half the idiots claimed fake news, the other half didnt even read the article and said LOOK ITS DRUMPF SEE HE SOLD URANIUM TO THE RUSSIANS.
Leftism is terminal.

Tell us the answer JIDF.

It's about (((their))) globalist agenda. They want to run a prison planet of border-less, race-less, culture-less, nation-less, identity-less subdued sheep. They make up less than 1% of the world's population, yet look at all they control from the world's finances to the media that brainwashes us.

In short, they use the entertainment and news media to encourage globalism and discourage nationalism and traditional western values. They distort and lie about the present and past in that effort.

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is that a Chese or just a Chocolate Lab?

I think he has a black lab ,I seen it in white house when murkel was there

That's what his wife is for

he doesn't even love his own wife or children, what the fuck makes you think he'd bother interacting with an animal?

Like he could possibly want something else to take attention away from himself. Do you know the man at all?

because he doesnt need a fucking dog to seem like a normal human like every other israeli proxy president

just to add I posted that hill article in leftist democrat groups and "MUH CENTRIST ATHEIST INTELLEKTCHUAL LE XDDDD" groups and the end result was shit everywhere - people either go into denial or dont read it at all and see it as more ammo against "LE KLUMPFT GUISE LOLOLO"

I'm a left leaning independent and usually don't like Trump but I think him having a doggo would be good for his image and good for his health and I don't understand how anyone could hate any media where the leader is just playing with or walking or petting an animal. There's photos of Hitler feeding baby deer and playing with doggos.. it humanizes him.

He could get wicked blowjobs from it.

I dunno maybe because that's a pretty normal thing for people to like animals? Plus like I keep saying it's the most stressful job ever, you gotta have means of coping with it, pets are a good healthy way to help cope.

Has he ever had any pets? His ridiculous apartments probably aren't animal-friendly at all.

This.

What would be the point in a pet? Hes too busy and old to get attached to it, it would just end up being another useless expense and burden on family, and a vector of attack for leftists, theres no real reason for him to bother. Id rather him stay focused on actual issues.

inb4 they say having dogs is intolerant and ISLAMOPHOBIC OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You have a point but my contacts with amerimut leftists diminishes it hard, maybe small sample size...

>I dunno maybe because that's a pretty normal thing for people to like animals?

what about trump seems normal to you

I have no idea, I just know that he doesn't have one now and I think it'd be good if he did. Does he have allergies or Barron have allergies or something?

theres a house bunny now

good enough

Trump is germophobic. He doesn’t get a dog because he would be super dirty, and touching him all the time would be terrible for him.
That’s why he hasn’t one.

Maybe but to the point of hating animals? I hope that's not the case. I hope it's just a thing of like, allergies or they just haven't found the right pet yet or something. I mean he's up late hours having to deal with the threat of nuclear war with fuckin north korea. If I was in his position getting berated constantly and a diplomatic catastrophe blowing up in my face with a nation armed with thermonuclear warheads and ICBM's that can reach halfway into the country, my nerves would be frazzled. I don't know how he deals with it. This just too much stress.

Dogs are degenerate.

And he gets to fuck Ivanka to release stress.

>Dogs are haram
Ftfy, Abdul.

Fuck off Achmed, Doggos are white man's best friend.

Because he's a Muslim

Because dogs are animals and not enders for companionship. He's not an emotional fuck who's attracted to his dogs knot, can't say the same about the losers on this site who defend animals. Fucking idiots

He owns fucking towers.

I thought Obama was supposed to be a Muslim but he had 2 doggos. Trump is pretty much the most Jewish president we've had (his grandchildren are Jewish and he's super Pro Israel)

I hope you meant Milania. If not you are a disgusting degenerate.

Yallah!

he's probably got like six pandas and an asian broad somewhere. who cares?

he's a fucking boomer what do you expect?

fuck up box jellyfish are highly pettable and imagine putin walking his wasp nest around

no it lacks ambition im afraid it ask more than it answers i dont know if it wants to play fetch or go to an opera

He's too busy getting shit done, he aint got time for a dog

can't implement the final solution without a redpilled aryan dog

Cause the day he doesnt walk it the media will have 200 articles about how trump doesnt walk his dog

He golfs more than the past 3 presidents did, I think he has time for a first family pet.

I'm pretty sure every President has had staff help with things like that when they got really busy, that's understandable. Barron can walk it too. What kind of 11 year old boy doesn't want a doggo?

Why would he want to fuck such an old lady?

And why else do you think his daughter gets to stay at the white house?

He sees his wife as a pet.

.... that's fucked up but I can kinda see it

RIP barney biting that reporter is my favorite first pet moment.

Scotties are based

every other president can have staff or their kids do that but Trump cant
HES LITERALLY HITLER!

Why the fuck is Obama playing football with his dog in a tie?

His first wife had a dog. He hated it.

Photo op.

Not surprised.

>tfw Melania will never have a pet raccoon named rebecca that she walks on a leash like based Grace Coolidge

Unless it's a service dog
Dogs are for women

c'mon now, I criticize Trump on a lot of shit (including not having any pets), but any reasonable person's gonna understand if there's serious shit going down, Barron might be taking care of the pets himself, and you know what? That's still usable for photo ops, you make America love Barron as first son and all that, distracts people from criticizing the family for a bit.

Cause I'm sure it was a staged photo op, I dunno.

>m-muh golf
Lets see, after working hard, I could

>unwind with some time to myself and golf

Or

>take care of some mutt, cleaning up its shit, basically more work, pretending i like it for the cameras

Protip: The president's pets are for photo ops, to show the public that "the president is really a nice man whom i can relate to" which is why you RARELY see them with them. They dont really care about them.

Besides, Trump hasnt golfed that fucking much, you shitheads see two or three pics of him wearing the exact same outfit spammed on buzzfeed or seth meyers and think thats all he's doing when he's at Mar a lago

Yeah and not having a pet makes him less relatable and less likeable, so it works both ways.

This is what people think of when they think of Trump with animals. Not the most flattering image.

hitler had a doggo, a german shepard. still didn't stop him from killing the jews, although that was a good thing

>mfw Trump launches a reality TV show mid-term about Barron taking office

Not really, people have liked him for a while, through his real estate business, and his tv/movie things.

>AHURRRRR GLRUMPF IS ASCARED OF AN EAGLE KEK REKT BURGERCLAPS BTFO :^)

show me one person who has no experience with an animal not flinching when it behaves unpredictably.

You shitheads are gonna have to try harder than that

That's why you get a god dog or something and show him interacting with it comfortably. To me this is just such a non partisan issue.

because hes got better shit to do

>That's why you get a god dog
Oh yeah, getting a dog will prepare you for an unpredictable WILD animal that you have no experience with....

Were you born with water on the brain?

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." Winston Churchill. Trump will get a pet pig to both troll commies and because they are our equals.

I think he's talking about skipping the eagle entirely, Einstein

No I'm saying you put the image in the minds of people of him interacting comfortably with a good dog rather than the image of him cringing when an eagle acts out.

like watch his blood pressure spike from all the stress of his job?

Ivanka is the pet

He dont need to have any animals, its unimportant, it does not matter. The only ones that give a shit are little kids and retards.

>b-but it shows hes not competent or presidential

Seriously, what does any president being seen with any animal do for you? It dont do anything for me. Im more interested in him getting work done, and he's getting a lot done.

>b-but muh golf

I think ive already said that presidential animals are unimportant, gas lung

damn we shouldve elected the literal witch who had bouts of senility and epileptic fucking episodes instead

I never said that. I disliked Hillary as much as Trump. I didn't vote for either.

Like I said, this is a non partisan issue. It's for his health, temperment, and image/PR, and it's also a tradition.

>tradition
>didnt smile for the pres photo