You will never live in Japan

>you will never live in Japan
>you will never be fluent in Japanese
>You will never be an animator
>even if these all came true you would never get anywhere because "WHAITU PIGGU"

>>you will never be fluent in Japanese
As long as you understand.

Why be an animator? That's a sweatshop industry.

I lived in nippon for 4 years and i speak jap pretty fluently. Shit an kanji though

>you will never be fluent in Japanese
Can be easily solved by
>live in Japan
Or immersing yourself in learning the language from a source that isn't anime. Japanese is a highly deterministic language used by highly deterministic people. They're practically robots. Very sexually repressed and frustrated robots. Aside from that, has a good point.

I think he means """""""Animator"""""" like Hideaki Anno and Hayao Miyazaki.

>They're practically robots. Very sexually repressed and frustrated robots

That tends to be the case when most live a life consisting of being a salary man making 20k a year on an average 18 hour work day with no overtime and no weekends or holidays.

>you will never live in Japan
>You will never be an animator
Thank god

Come on user, if Japan was such a paradise they wouldn't be having such high suicide rates.

Japanese is a useless language and animators over there make less the the average fast food manager.

>Japenese is a useless language
Unless you want to work in the automobile industry, medical engineering or in Telecoms. Chinese(Mandarin) and Japenese are good tools to have if you want a good job.

>You will never be an animator
I'd rather kill myself than be an anime animator.

As a chink, am I already halfway there?

>Chinese

'no'

>Chinese(Mandarin)
nice try, Chang.

This tbhfam.

How does such a hellish and depressing island manage to make such great cartoons?

>being a salary man
What do they even do in these companies? Given my impression, it's like most of them are just... there. Like middle management but at all levels.

>you will never live in Japan
>you will never be fluent in Japanese
>You will never be an animator
Thank God.

This, I've always been curious too.
The word salaryman is thrown around a lot these days, but no one ever gives any insight as to what a salaryman does.
I feel like most of it is just sitting around and doing nothing.
There's only so much work to do and like 80% of Japan is a salaryman it seems

>you will never live in Japan
>you will never be fluent in Japanese
These are not that impossible to achieve.

>you will never work at KyoAni and have cake and tea with Yamada all day

I seem to remember one of Azrael's blogposts mentioned that a lot of salarymen fake sleeping on the job because that's taken to mean you're working really hard so it makes you look good to your bosses.

So yeah literally nothing apparently.

I wouldn't mind living in Japan for a year or two, to see what it's like to live there. No one will force me to stay if I don't like it after all.

I lived 6. Bye.

>muh racism
Fuck off and die weeaboo

>muh perfect nihon
Nice try Jun.

literally by force

>hellish and depressing
Japan actually has beautiful landscapes.

>>you will never be fluent in Japanese

that hive mind tho

Sweden has amazing landscapes too but it's depressing as shit

What's depressing about Sweden?

>Japanese soldier in Nanking circa ~1936-mind

At least post the edit where their tits flop all over the place OP.

>inb4 cuck memes
Nothing depressing about sweden except our cold weather, that's all I can think of honestly.

Too many damn Nekkers

>wanting to be a short, small-dicked, slanty-eyed jap
wew lad

>Whaitu
It's "Howaito".

Ha jokes on you I am an animator, and I am fluent in Japanese. And the best part of it all is that I'm black. I just need to get a visa and I'm good.

Probably the same as in Finland: eternal cold and few long days.

Are you male or female?

Male

Just a bunch of cucks______

Do black people have it better or worse than white people in Japan?

>You will never be an animator
Thank fucking god

It's honestly nothing special. After the initial wonder wears off, it's pretty much no different that what your doing right now. And it's like you said about being a foreigner. They love visitors and tourists, but if you decide to permanently live there be aware that you will never fit in. And don't think the girls there will be hopping on your dick because your a foreigner like some Southeast Asian countries. They'll find you interesting at best, but most decent women stick to their own.

The only good thing about Sweden nowadays is Sabaton.

The neither we are pretty much treated the same.

>mfw 6'3 and ottermode/dadbod mode
>mfw i'm litterally hung like a pornstar
>mfw i'm vaguely rape
>mfw i learned how to speak japanese from watching sailor moon with my ex-girlfriend
>mfw i open my mouth to speak japanese

I just hope the sexually frustrated christmas cake and technically legal japanese school girls won't be put off. If they are, then I'll greet them in the traditional japanese way balls deep and till they black out from multiple orgasms-.

>You will never be an animator
Thank fuck I won't be. I'd fuck with every project like so until I get fired because it's such a terrible job.

>>mfw i'm vaguely rape
excuse me?

Being a Mangaka I could understand, but some fucking animator? Why would ever even consider having such a shitty job with a shitty pay to go along with it? Hell, any job in the Japanese animation industry would probably be shit, the only exception would be an director maybe, but even then the majority of your shit are just adaptations of shitty LNs, VNs or Manga. The previous statement is probably true for most jobs in Japan.

I wouldn't want to work in actual Japan desu, the hours and conditions are awful and I won't even be able to socialize with my coworkers because I don't drink.

If I could retire there and live on my savings tho, I'd go for that.

But being a cuck is great. Nothing beats having another man satisfy your wife's sexual desires, knowing you'll never make her feel as good as Chad does.

>vaguely rapey
You're excused.