It's Shinka's birthday and mine

It's Shinka's birthday and mine

Happy Birthday, user!

That pin still pisses me off. Heppy Berfday user.

Happy Birthday user__

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Happy birthday user!!

I wish I was Shinka, so I can celebrate my birtday today.

I wish you were Shinka

I am Shinka and I'm celebrating my birthday today.

Where do you live? Please, this is important.

I thought her birthday is in November.

Why does she look like Mai?

Because you're shallow.

Happy birthday user, its my birthday too

Birthdday is an inaccurate way to determine the very first day of 3D world suffering. The correct method sure be observing or backtrack the time of fertilization (fusion of gametes and zygote formation).

Are you saying that it's your birthday as well because you're a Shinka?

Onee-chan archtype.

I we look at it that way I'm still not thirty years old. I like your reasoning.

What did you get Shinka for her birthday?

Happy Birthday, nerd.

Deko will be happy to give Shinka a birthday present she'll never forget. Whether Shinka wants it or not

Hopefully not, rape is much hotter

Happy Birthday fag

Happy Birthday user.

Happy birthday best Chuu2 and user

Such is the seasonal waifu whose appeal has dropped to near zero due to irrelevance.

SHINKANSEN

Where did you get this pic and why didn't I have it saved?

Shinka is one of the most popular girls on this board. She still gets multiple threads a day.

I honestly don't remember, I find lots of pics through google image searches and never bookmark anything.

Happy birthday to me!

>tfw fapped to shinka multiple times but still haven't watched chuu2 yet

>sfw you didn't get her anything this year

All she needs is Deko. Deko tying her up and having her way with her while she bucks in her restraints.

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That's my mom, dude...

all anime characters look alike

You mean cellmate.

Because she's Mai's mother, user.

But she's my babysitter.

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My mom babysits you in jail.

I would lick up her entire sweat

What a twist.

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MY ONEESAMA

>mfw

MAYONNAISE-SAMA

It's the Shinka archetype.

I never understood why people like Shinka and Mayonnaise. Sento on the other hand is entirely different topic.

>I never understood why people like Sento. Shinka and Mayonnaise on the other hand is entirely different topic.

I'm pretty sure that 90% of Shinkafags want her to beat them up.

The remaining 10% also want that, but not secretly.

I don't understand the purpose of this post.

Does that mean you'll pretend to be Shinka for me?

Shinka's feet

OH IT'S A THINLY VEILED ERP THREAD I UNDERSTAND OH YOU QUIRKY ANONS

Actually user, if the OP mentions that it's their birthday it's usually a "please help me it's my birthday and I have no one to talk to" thread.

Sento has the least appeal among the Shinkas.

If your birthday is at the end of August it means your parents probably had sex at Christmas.

>Not a huge bitch
>Best body
>No unnecessary hair clips or shit hair gradients
Your opinion is so shit.

>Not a huge bitch

Pointing a gun or shooting at people over small things is worse than whatever Shinka does, let alone Mai who is the tamest.

>Best body

Second best I give you that. Mai's body > Sento.

>Nitpicking on two small qualities as if that makes Sento look any better

Not to mention there is literally nothing wrong with the hair gradient.

At least Shinka isn't a boring kuudere and Mai has lots of better qualities over Sento.

Your opinion is void if you can't even get your facts straight.

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>Not to mention there is literally nothing wrong with the hair gradient.

>Got 2 (You)'s
YES

Sento > Shinka > Mai

Fact, not opinion. If you disagree then your taste is bad and you should feel bad.

>Golden blonde hair
>bad

So according to you unrealistic as fuck light yellow colors are good?

If those are the facts surely you can enumerate them, shitposter.

She doesn't have golden blond hair though, her hair has a fucking purple gradient.

Close enough, I'd swap Shinka and Mai though.

The colors in that picture got messed up. There is nothing wrong with Mai's hair color anywhere else.

>Removed the gradient
What is this desperation I'm witnessing? Holy fuck.

why did you invert the order?

Mai bullies lolis for a breakfast

Sento is fat and Mai is too fit.
Shinka has a perfect and younger-looking body, she's the perfect woman.

I don't want her to beat me up at all. I actually want Deko to S&M her.

>Mai is too fit
You're gayer than a San Francisco pride parade.

More like not fit enough. Pic related is what fit should be.

Why does Deko's hair look so fleshy?
Why is Shinka so huge?

Deko is for abusing!

Happy Birthday user! Today is also my birthday.

John?

Post the rest of them?

I don't understand. Is this a new meme?

>I don't understand. Is this a new meme?
I don't understand. Is this a new meme?

He's just being silly, everyone knows Shinka is our assassin for the night.

What would she be in the morning then?

Abusing Shinka

Gravedigger.

She could probably take a great dane's knot easy.

That's awfully specific.

On the internet, nobody knows you're a great dane with a small dick.

It's probably a dank joke, but I always feel compelled to say:

NIBUTANAI SHINKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

... with the digivolution theme in the background. Preferably with a nice gif of Nibutani spinning and transforming.

It's something I'd really like to see.

No, it wasn't even dank.

Deko is too small for any knot.

Nonsense.

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cock destroyer

>constantly tries to feed Deko milk
Some sort of twisted motherly instincts?

S-So did you like it or not?

Shinka would make for a terrible mom!

She has pretty eyes.