So Sup Forums, I may be deported to the US I'm little over a month. I have been given minimal information, and have no idea what to expect.
I'm from California originally, but I doubt if get anything more than the cheapest flight option, which would likely just be the nearest airport to England.
Anyone able to tell me how this shit will work?
Nicholas Campbell
>Getting "deported" to the glorious US of A
What happened?
David Torres
Are you white?
Lucas Brown
>Getting deported to a far better country
Nicholas Reed
>Living in britbongistan >or california Shit maybe suicide is your best bet.
Charles Hall
>UK >DEPORT US CITIZENS >DEPORTING MUSLIMS IS IMPOSSIBLE
really activates your almonds.
Jose Bell
Well, my folks moved from the US to England when I was a kid. I got legal documents granting indefinite leave to live and work in the UK. Almost 2 years ago, I had to move to a new place, and in transit, lost my legal documents without a trace.
Without them, I cannot prove my right to work. So, I got in touch with the Home Office about ordering a replacement. They told me they no longer provide these letters, and that I would need to apply for a Biometric Residence Permit instead, due to my circumstances.
I applied December last year, and after a long struggle of getting evidence of my history here, I have been told it was not enough, and that I have an appointment with the immigration office in a month.
Pretty sure I can guess what'll happen next.
Matthew Flores
Let me guess, tried to escape the Drumpftvkdutgjbntwoscooooops! terror, then got caught muttering non-PC compliant terror-speech while carrying a plastic butter knife.
Kevin Watson
Yes, I'm white
Good try, thanks for playing
Luke Bell
Convert to islam.
Eli Barnes
>deports functioning members of society >not deporting rapefugees and sand niggers Kek
Parker King
This.
Cameron Martinez
Pretty much. I've had trouble even finding shitty work to fill out my C.V./Résumé, because of the sheer number of immigrants who turn warehouse work into a career
Grayson Stewart
>>UK >>DEPORT US CITIZENS >>DEPORTING MUSLIMS IS IMPOSSIBLE Jogs my noggin.
Dylan Turner
Additional funfact: the home office has retained my passport. I have no clue if I can get it back, but with the failed application, that's a total of £450 I'm out. I'm stuck on Jobseekers, and that is a lot of fucking money for me.
Dylan Green
How the fuck did you get deported from England?
Jonathan Phillips
>lost my legal documents without a trace.
That's very retarded.
Brayden Jenkins
No mate, if you've been here since a child you're absolutely fine. Speak to a lawyer and get together every bit of evidence you can (school record, academics, employment record, national insurance etc)
Jayden Nelson
So what's the deal with your parents or are they back in Murica? Home Office would have a record of your leave to remain anyway and contact your MP etc etc
If all else fails and you end up stateside at least you have a strong and stable leader to keep your new borders safe from all those illegals..
Adrian Long
My school records no longer exist. Turns out that when I was a kid, shit was still all paper documents. And schools aren't obligated to keep those for more than 5 years before sending them to be archived, or destroyed. In my case, everything before I was 11 no longer exists. That's the whole reason why I can't prove my residence here. I provided a medical history, secondary school and college records, bills in my name etc..
Home office says they can't find my shit. My mother still had her documents, but that's not good enough. My father left when I was a kid.
Aaron Davis
Shit happens
Andrew Harris
Get references written by professionals (GPs, priests, teachers etc) you've known when growing up. If you've legitimately been here snce you were a child there's got to be shitloads of supporting evidence (banks, libraries, doctors, dentists)
If you cant afford a lawyer get all that together, along with some references and all your mothers paperwork and pray I guess
Ayden Morgan
Citizens advice would probably be a good start rather than 4 chan (no disrespect lads).
Brody Ramirez
Well, it's 7:30 pm, so, can't go see them today. There's a bunch of shit that's going on tomorrow though
Parker Hernandez
just pretend you are a syrian refugee and have no documents they'll give you everything free and benefits
Liam Cooper
I'm not ethnic enough to be Syrian
Anthony Baker
Well if you get down there early, like before they open and beat all others in the queue, you'll probably have it all sorted by lunchtime.
Brandon King
both those places are highly sought after you mongoloid
Sebastian Cooper
>How the fuck did you get deported from England? With the state it's currently in ? Be white and say something the nanny state doesn't like.
Asher Rivera
if only you were a shitskin Muslim with no skills or education, they'd let you settle permanently, no questions asked.