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FIRST FOR MEMES

The universe has been reset. It is claimed in the name of God.

Such a phenomenon is quite the thing to behold...

JOSEFUMI GOES HARD AS HELL

hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell secchan i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D

JoJo Kinect: Bizarre Dance-Off

>to the man who sent me here, I am indebted
Did Ringo come from an alternate universe?

I actually thought it would be that webm again where Rohan shears Josuke's head

no, he's just a dude who was hired by valentine

Then what reason would he have to be indebted to him? The way he words it makes it seem like Valentine was the one who got him away from the farm, at least.

Fuck you, I liked it.

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because before Valentine hired him, his life had no meaning. he was just some guy wandering around without purpose, dueling strangers.

in this scene, he's basically going "wow, i've finally found a worthy opponent. i'm indebted to valentine, because without him hiring me, i would've never had the chance to engage such a fierce warrior in combat"

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Part 8 is way better than part 7. will wait for it to end to see whether it is better than 4/5/6. i don't know why SBR fags want to be contrarians and uphold 7 as an pinnacle of jojo.
inb4 they are americans or "patriotic" Sup Forumstards.

CRAZY NOISY PIZZA

part 8 is my favorite part, but part 7 is also really good. part 3 is a great setup as far as a quest/journey, and part 7 is a similar concept, but with good writing and good art

I respect your opinion but don't be a faggot and call people names. People won't take you seriously.

I would have typed up a serious reply if you weren't so autistic

How is thinking part 7 is the best contrarian when it's the most popular opinion? Aren't you the contrarian?

of course part 7 was good. But certainly not the best one. literally carried by gyro and diego. rest of the characters felt pretty stale and valentine was pretty forgettable.

>flicks some random bug away for no reason
What the fuck is his damage?

Greato taste

He was down for jerking off under a rock.

i agree with this assessment. good, with a few good characters, but relies too heavily on those few characters to drive the plot without fleshing out tertiary characters very much

>rest of the characters felt pretty stale
there's like 95% overlap between "kira is the best major villain he's such a realistic loner serial killer who i can totally relate with" and "ringo is the best minor villain he's such a cool deep duelist who's a real man just like me"

>valentine was pretty forgettable
ok come on now, valentine is second only to Dio/DIO as far as being memorable

I disagree with the Valentine thing but I respect your opinions

part 4 and five are tied for my favorites

>4 and five
what the fuck dude

My opinions or how I wrote four and 5

>The president of the United states shotguns a beer at an italian resturant while 2 Murderbirds fly down an alley in Japan
You cant make this shit up.

>four and 5
Dude

What would have happened if the Pillar Men wouldn't have been defeated? They would have created a vampire army to munch on for a few hundred years and then go back into hibernation without anyone in the world being the wiser?

Except it literally is made up you fucking autist
go back to Sup Forums if you're going to spout retarded memes

My favourite is part fore

Thanks but i'd rather stay at a controlled bomb testing site rather than a nuclear cesspool.

Someone post the version with their noses removed

realistically i think something like Jorge Joestar would have happened
Kars would've fucked around experimenting on animals in the forest on earth or something, but ultimately got bored and left earth to go create a planet full of ultimate lifeforms

fuck off underage

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I still don't know what this is

>4

Hard as a rock?

DELET THIS

Two buds go rock hard for each other

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>thinking SBR is the best
>contrarian
Do you know what that word means?

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>put on Coolio - Gangter's Paradise
>fullscreen this
Holy shit I'm suddenly really excited for the Part 5 anime

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Worst by far.

Get the fuck out

Could Catch the Rainbow be used in any source of water, or only rain?

Rain only.
>"Crucially, this Stand is effective only when it rains."

Only when it rains. Its like those joke super powers like "the power to fly but only in an airplane"

Rain. So you better be living in a rain plain. OR Florida.

>Could Catch the Rainbow be used in any source of water
That would be severely overpowered
He could have just thrown a bottle of water at Gyro and Johnny and cut them to pieces

>That would be severely overpowered
>He could have just thrown a bottle of water at Gyro and Johnny and cut them to pieces
unlike Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure or the inferior Killer Queen, who could throw a bottle of water and have it explode?

stop fighting gentleman

Ask Josuke anything

Shut up and take my money.

Will David animate 5 and 6 part ?

will you be my date to prom?

Why is your hair so cool?

Will you ever shave your head and be rid of that horrendous hairstyle?

>Part 5
Yes, and it will be glorious
>Part 6
Doubtful, since he nips don't generally like it

>Orange Gappy

Who's excited for the Ay LMAO/Burning down the mangaka's house
5 is a given and six will be riding it's coattails so yeah

Why do nips love part 5 ?

>Blackmore is LITERALLY Adam Driver

How do you get your hair to look that bad?

Those gay mafiosos are fabulous as shit, dude.

Adam Driver is literally Adam Driver, though this is probably bait.

I too will be enjoying "Lets burn down the mangaka's house"

Sexy boys

I love these edits

More rohan's house burnung

Isn't it a thing with them where they think Europe is like the best place in the world?

I got you my dude but we definitely need more.

Isn't it a thing that the Japanese embassy in France has a 24/7 helpline for Japanese tourists who are having a mental breakdown from culture shock?

What the fuck, do animals actually eat rocks to help with digestion?

Reminder that Part 5 is fucking amazing and should be treated as such

Gappy makes me happy

I think so,isn't that what bezoars are?

Yeah birds and stuff. They keep them in their 'craw'

Araki makes up some shit, but I think that's true.

Holy shit are you serious? Damn dude.

ITT: Stands that would be useful in your personal life

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ROHAN'S DUMBASS LEFT A MAGNIFYING GLASS OUT IN THE SUN AND THAT JOSUKE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS HOUSE BURNING DOWN

Just asking, but what's your blog called on tumblr?

Yes birds and lizards mostly

Yes, ostriches do it.

How can you say part 8 is your favorite when it isn't even finished?

If Josuke didn't act like a fucking punk and try to scam him then Rohan wouldn't have left his magnifying glass out in the first place

run rate forecast

Than is still an idiot and it's fun to laugh at him

That's what I've heard. French and Japanese cultures are as opposite as any two cultures can get.

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

Apparently
>Lots of animals eat rocks. Or at least they swallow rocks; they don't eat them in the sense of digesting them. This is true of many reptiles and birds that are alive today, and a few mammals such as seals and whales. It was also true of some extinct animals, including herbivorous dinosaurs and marine reptiles.

How so?

Jeez, it's crazy how different dinosaurs are from mammals.

No he was just a snotty kid.