Is joining the military a bad idea? (pic)

Any anons been in, or want to weigh in?

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Might be useful to get some weapons training and college money but you are very much doing what your picture explains. By joining the military you are signing up to fight for the interests of a system that is seeking to displace you.

Hi Commrade

Just do the smartest non-combat job your ASVAB will allow. Free college + money and minimal amount of shitskins. Good luck my man.

Make sure you have a genuine interest. Don't join solely to piss off an ex or run away from a small town. Depending on how smart or dumb you are will also help determine your overall success in the military

yes

>Read Starship Troopers in early teens
>Decided it made sense
>Signed a short 2-year 1 deployment contract straight out of high school
>Platoon 2: Afghan Boogaloo
>Overall positive impact on life

If I was American I might've done it for the college money, but 5 years (plus reserve) just seems like a ridiculously long time.

There is no mandatory 5 years you ignorant cuck. There are 1, 2, 3 and 4 year enlistments. You can then reenlist if you want. Also, 'If I was not a massive pussy I might've done it." There, fixed that for you.

Well shit, I thought it was 5 year minimum for first enlistment. Wording aside, thanks for enlightening me.

its worth it. you'll be miserable for a lot of the time but misery builds character. you gotta do shit you don't want to do to become the man you want to be. besides, you gotta get ready for the racewar.

t. former 11b

That guy is wrong. Minimum is 4 years, I think they used to have 2 active 2 reserve, but bare minimum you are looking at 4 years.

I wouldn't be the person I am today without military service.

It was hard a lot of the time but I wouldn't hesitate to do it all over again.

Actually, a lot of the dumb guys do quite well in the military. Just do what you're told and you'll be just fine.

>enlisting in peacetime
>ever
on that note, shitty jobs tend to build character. I never enlisted, but my first job out of high school felt about as stressful and I almost died at a few points because of how stressed and unhealthy I became.

I wouldn't change a second of it because it helped create who I am today. The military can be that same character building job, and probably moreso than anything in the civilian world.

I'd join up for a combat arms MOS if shit was popping, but I'm definitely never signing up during peacetime just so I can move 2 tons of sandbags 15 feet to the left.

Im ready for the race war, wondering if the risk of getting killed for the Jews is worth the adventure. Or just sit back at home (already train firearms and athletics)

military.com/join-armed-forces/making-commitment.html
"Most first-term enlistments require a commitment to four years active and two years inactive (IRR). But the services also offer programs with two-, three- and six-year active duty or reserve enlistments. It depends upon the service and the job that you want'. fixed THAT for you

As soon as I hit send on my earlier post I wished I had reworded it. You're right. Some of the dumbest fucks were the happiest. I was thinking your mos

Agreed

You're quite welcome

Former Army here. Good idea for any male. It'll wipe away some of your current personality, but the person you'll be on the other end will be better. You'll be better with women, get along better with men, not be as intimidated during conflict, get a pretty uniform, and you'll make some money. Might even get a deployment under your belt. But it's not a guarantee like from 2001-2009.

Go Marines or Army, and go active duty. Reserves and National Guard are ate up pieces of shit.

>besides, you gotta get ready for the racewar.

It can say that, but it does not list ANYWHERE what service has the mere 2 year commitment. Esp with IRR I have never seen anything shorter than 4 years.

Solid idea. I imagine the people posting the usual "le goys dying for israel" meme are probably NEETs that wouldn't last a day or already are doing well enough financially. It can help a little guy get some free school and a jumpstart into life.

Is it good for a woman to join the military? It seems pretty nice to build character and not waste dad's money for men, but I'm not sure for women. I'm thinking about joining as a woman for the character and then get married , and possibly use the free tuition part time online if I get bored when raising kids. I'd want to be stay at home, but I don't want to be fully dependant and have the ability to help my husband if need be. Thoughts? If not, are there better alternatives for women?

You have to speak to a recruiter to see what enlistment lengths they have available. It's different for every branch and always changing. When I came in there was a 3-year option, the station my friend went to was only offering 6-year when he joined, when I was in basic training there were a few guys with 2-year contracts.

Yeah don't fuckin' do it unless you have no other option.

>weapons training
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>and minimal amount of shitskins.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>Depending on how smart or dumb you are will also help determine your overall success
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>Read Starship Troopers
Good for you man, great fuckin' book.

Some enlistments ARE 5 years active, 3 inactive. Make sure you request a 3 or 4 year enlistment and READ YOUR FUCKING CONTRACT before you sign it.

>its worth it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>Just do what you're told and you'll be just fine.
This is true only until you're told to do something illegal. Then AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>Go Marines or Army, and go active duty.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>needing attention this bad

You get paid to work out and have the same quality of life as minimum security prison.

Well I mean he's not wrong, except maybe for the weapons training part which should be pretty fuckin obvious, but even then there's some incredible retards who qualified with a rifle.

Brains has largely nothing to do with how successful you'll be, seeing that a 21 year old 2nd Lt. who can't into academia besides doing all the homework is often in charge of salty NCOs twice his age and thrice his level of intellectual capacity for the job.

I just googled your tripcode. You're a butthurt sailor, apparently.

I went to university after I got out and the Air Force and Navy guys were the biggest douches. Made me grateful I joined a force with real men in it. Do they just coop you up in a ship and put you in front of a computer or something? If you're going to join a branch, either join a real one or stay a civilian. I'm sure you'll learn that mistake when you come across former Army or Marines and get alpha'd like every Chair Force and Navy faggot I've had the displeasure of meeting since getting out.

I don't regret my time in the military at all. I got to do some really cool shit. I'd do it all over again if I had to.

I was a submariner and got to do things that you'd only read about in a Tom Clancy novel.

>Is it good for a woman to join the military?
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>I'm thinking about joining as a woman
Bro you can do whatever the fuck you want until Trump forces Mattis to implement his no tranny policy correctly.

Civilians have no idea, NO IDEA, what active duty is like. It's laughable; a joke, hence my AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is mostly correct, although sometimes you don't have time to work out and instead must do pointless paperwork for no good reason. And sometimes people die through no fault of their own due to the incompetence of those around them.

>Well I mean he's not wrong
>an ensign
>not wrong about everything
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>Air Force guy trying to be alpha.

Is it true that only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence?

That's an amazing argumentative tactic. Let me try it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Wow man I feel my IQ increasing already.

Read that first sentence a little closer, dipshit. I was in the Army. My entire paragraph was about how not-alpha Chair Force guys are.

>I was a submariner and got to do things that you'd only read about in a Tom Clancy novel.
Right on brah. Just don't forget that loose lips sink ships.

>Made me grateful I joined a force with real men in it.
I'll bet you were glad about that.

>I was in the Army.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[spoiler]I know Sup Forums doesn't have spoilers but I actually have a lot of respect for the Army, they do a hard job and artillery is fucking awesome. Our DDG/CG 5 inch guns just don't satisfy my lust for bombardment. I really wish battleships were tactically viable again.[/spoiler]

>Let me try it.
Nah man you fucked it up. Get on your face and push until I get tired.

Ya we dont like to subscribe that we are fighting for the pic in your post. However, that is what we are doing. College money and other benifits help.

You can add 1-2 on the scale of females you can get. For example, i can pull 6 or 7s. Used to be 4 or 5

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For the guys that were in, what made you so much more 'man' than if you just did martial arts etc back at home? Esp the israel and being subservient angle?

no ..its so many active and a few non active ..which can change whenever they choose. its min 3 years on most contracts...then hope they don't call you back. ....when i looked in 08 it was 5 years min active.

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Really considering joining the Intelligence Unit, seems my useless degree is good in that field, and won't exactly be at the front-lines

>ensign
You literally know nothing, faggot.

>which can change whenever they choose
This is incorrect. Your enlistment contract is honored 100%. Just make sure it's what you think it is, READ IT BEFORE YOU SIGN. Now you MAY get called back from inactive reserves, but that hasn't happened in a while.

There's easier and safer ways to qualify for welfare.

If you're OK with killing innocent men, women and children for Jew banker profits while smuggling drugs back home to poison your own people.

you can't choose the times you live in. either serve your country or don't. what becomes of that decision is entirely up to you. it will humble you to realize that people don't have as much control over history as they'd like to believe, and that even the hardest, most dangerous job can be fulfilling if you keep your Faith in Christ, avoid tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol, and do your job well. people who don't follow these steps end up joining and being sad sack shit-bags, and they are worse than useless on deployments in a lot of ways.

>commie
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

All of your leaders are psychopathic pedophiles.

Red pill me on national guard Sup Forums

I’m a Supply Chain major in university and the national guard appears in job listing where they’ll pay off my student loan debt up to $50,000. I don’t have any experience in the job field I’m in so this seems like my only chance to get my foot in the door to gain some experience.

I’m 27 and I’m also an American born Pajeet.

I haven’t finished my major at Uni yet. Should I join? I collected debt from taking required general study courses and other worthless classes at community college.

I’ve been a regular gym goer for the past four years so I don’t think the fitness assessment should be too hard. I do need to work on my cardio since most of my training has been weight lifting and strength based.

My idol Adolf Hitler also joined the military. Maybe I can do the same and gain political power and lead the fourth Reich?

Free tranny surgery.

Don't listen to the salty navy o-1. For those of you who don't know, ensign is the lowest ranking naval officer. His job is to suck cock and annoying people by acting like he knows what he's talking about.

Military's a decent way to help with debt, education, and networking, especially for those who have no connections.

No I seriously want to know. Assuming you're in (or were) in the navy, have you ever met wife-tier girls in the military? I want to know if it's possible. A degenerate wouldn't be asking if the military is degenerate.

I was a logistics specialist in the Navy. It's an awesome job.

Now I'm working on a Masters in Supply Chain with my GI Bill. I spent 8 years in the Navy and worked with millions of dollars worth of material. Most people won't have that on their resume when they graduate.

If you want to do supply chain, look into the Navy.

Oh man dude edgy. Fucking mind blown. I totally thought the military fought for what's right and was the manifestation of God's will. Now I realize my whole term of service was a lie. Thanks man I'm gonna go kill myself.

>that pic
Fuck Henry Kissinger to death. A nation that fails to revere its military will soon not have a military worth revering. Letting the commies in the media promote the abuse of returning soldiers was a tragic error.

Not anymore. Trump put a fucking STOP to that nonsense.

11b in 82nd airborne division ama

Been there, done that. It's a piece of shit. You want to learn how to fight, you do Karate. You want to kill, you buy a gun. Military is for cockless homos and wife beaters who fail at life.

US Military Fights for Israel

North Korea, Syria, Iran not the Threat

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t. POG

that too. Who wants to serve a piece of shits.

Go Hitler and make your own Empire or die trying

Could an Argie tell me if joining the Military is a viable path?
It would be a great excuse to stop being lazy and work out.

National Guard is basically the bottom of the totem pole as far as training and reputation. They're not trusted to do anything. They're pretend soldiers, essentially. If you're looking to become Adolf Hitler you probably want to go active duty. The standards are much higher there. It's the mainstream of the military. National Guard and Reserves are like the boonies.

But if you're just going for an easy life, it's the way to go. I was more focused on pride, competence, and image, for better for for worse. I looked down on the National Guardsmen. Any time we had one transfer into our platoon they were the biggest pieces of shit.

I don’t trust Trump in his presidency. He seems like a complete puppet to Jewish lobbyists who is willing to go to war with Syria and North Korea to secure the Rothschild banking. I don’t want my soul to be sold under the presumption that I’m fighting for our freedom when in reality I’m fighting for Jews and their New World Order agenda.

The coming wars will not be like Afghanistan or Iraq. It will be much more dangerous, deadlier and more brutal.

this seems fake as fuck and made by a jew because oddly it doesnt say jews anywhere or israel.

can someone remake this with jews and israel in the background so people actually believe it?

Hey LS... 3? LS3, why did you always not give my guys the paint they asked for? I know it was on board because the HAZMO showed me the inventories, so why wouldn't you just give it to my guys? Those deck spaces weren't going to get painted without paint.

>A degenerate wouldn't be asking if the military is degenerate.
...Sistah please.

Look, the military is no place for a future qt3.14 waifu. It's just seriously a waste of your time and energy when you could be devoting that time to getting pregnant, raising children, and keeping house. Divorce is fucking RAMPANT throughout the service, almost as much as cheating/adultery.

Just find a good husbando elsewhere. Stay far away from the military for your spousal needs.

What do you think the military's role would be in a race war ?
that has always intrigued me

Are you red pill / jew aware? This is what has always stopped me. Why fight for femenists, jews etc? I would like the comradeship.

They're all STD-ridden skanks. This isn't hyperbole. They may come in with principles, but being around a ton of guys who all want to fuck them eventually breaks them.

>smartest non-combat
you repeat yourself, user

i was a 0522 for a few years and then i was 8431 for awhile - total of 18 years.
its a different kind of life that rly makes a man out of you.
additionally, the work you do in the military is psychologically damaging bc surviving death situations rewires your brain.
the pay isnt that great compared to the risks you take so theres that.
if youre patriotic then that balances it out but you wont get rich enlisting.
best advice i can give anyone thinking of enlisting is to pick a mos that has good private sector work like air traffic controller, etc.

It's LS2(SS). I didn't give you the paint because you didn't fill out the paperwork correctly.

Also, the last time you used hazmat you didn't return it within 24 hours like regulations stipulate.

Now get out of my air conditioned workspace.

It is a great idea if you hate your race and want to support the government who is replacing us all whilst feeling like a "hero"

I speak the truth, you have Free Will.

Right on, shipmate, right on. All we need now is for a safety petty officer to show up and complain that my guys didn't turn in their respirator on time and the whole department is banned until they find it.

I'm raising the Bright Army in Good Faith.

We don't give a shit if our leaders are psychopathic pedophiles. We know they are. We read the same shit you do. We join for the personal benefits. If you lived your life to not be a slave to psychopathic pedophiles you'd be in the fucking woods killing beavers for meat or something. When you bought groceries today you bought a child slave for some high-power politician.

Only reason I say this is you get civilians on Sup Forums acting like they're blowing our minds by telling us our service was a lie. We fucking know, dude. Only the most retarded of the retarded think they're fucking for God and country.

The guy you need to talk to is LS1 Fuckinnewguy. He's on leave right now so you'll have to wait two weeks until he gets back. He handles all that stuff.

I'd let you talk to my Chief but it's 9am and he's gone home already. That non-skid you ordered should be here in 2021, which is long after you're scheduled to transfer.

Now, please excuse me. I have a drug deal going on with Personnel where I give them free boots in exchange for not deducting the leave days I just took.

12 year Veteran. Can be hard and demanding at times. Overall liked the Military EXCEPT for high ranking assholes. The higher the rank...the more incompetent they are.. Great benefits and paid for Graduate Degree for a great career.

I find your type of enlistee the worst. The ultra patriotic work hard and accept the hardships of life at sea because they see themselves as working for a greater cause. The unintelligent can be convinced that what they're doing is in their best interest and they can develop a personal attachment to their leadership with some effort.

But your type? The selfish just in for their own personal benefits? I'd have to assign two motivated petty officers to watch you all your waking hours just to get half a day's work out of you. You'll abuse every loophole, every chance you get to shirk your duties and put more work on your shipmates. Disgraceful. I'd rather have a sailor 1SD lower in IQ than you if they joined out of patriotism and a desire to serve than you.

Former 11B (Infantry) here
did 4 years. 1 in Afghanistan
AMA

>go into navy
>live on boat as easy electric boi
>have food and shelter provided to you for 20 whole years
>retire at 40

Don't see a problem as long as you ain't a bullet catcher and who cares about the people you're fighting for its all about that cash

It's good for manning up you pussies. I bet most of you are limp wristed and couldn't run 1.5 miles

They're not all freeloaders. Some have pride in their job. Pride in a honest day's work. They just don't have pride in some illusory higher cause. There were incredibly selfish people though. People that clearly were trying to game the system. Can't endorse those people.

Why would I go live in the woods like some savage ignoring the reality around me?

Get this man a NAM! No, a COM! 10/10 user good luck with masters and I wish you all the best in your future endeavors.

If you join now there is a high chance you will get to kill communists.

To be with the beavers

>Guys

>dying for jews while your gf gets BLACKED
good goy

Not a chance. I'm training every day for the coming war.

Do you want to get raped by stronger men? Sure, join the Army then.

Same question as other guy, are you red pilled/jew aware and does what you did bother you and would you rec it to other guys of pol persuasion?

*salutes in Ensign*

You really have to understand first of all, that there is a war that is about to break off all around you. So you have to decide whether you want to die off in a foreign land fighting for the corrupt, pedophile Jew bankers. Or, do you want to die back at home fighting to save the people you love against tyrants?

Great if you want to be a leech on society. Basically be a shit skin living on welfare.

The government controls the military
The political parties control the government
Anyone can join a political party and subvert it (proven by the commies in the XX century and the Ron Paul fans in 2012) (their party rules are oh so subvertable if you're Sup Forums enough)

That said as a military member I'm not allowed to participate in partisan politics, so I have to keep my hands clean. It'd be a damn shame if someone were to get involved in their local party, accumulate power, and subvert (((their))) agenda with a Sup Forums platform.

20 year vet.

Loved every minute of it.

Yes. Join. Make the military a better military ....

Something isn't good in the military? Fix it.

Then pass the torch to the next generation.

>Something isn't good in the military? Fix it.
This is the right attitude.

Government is going the way of the dinosaur. The illusion of Rule of Law has been destroyed. Pandora is out of the box. If you think things will just keep chugging along like they've always been than you are sadly mistaken. You need to prepare for the future.