How does the Hakase household make money?

How does the Hakase household make money?

The dad is a school principal.

Sakamoto is secretly an underground drug dealer.

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Hakase sells weaponry to the JGSDF

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Hakase's real name is Rebecca and she works as a math teacher.

prostitution

What the hell man

Nano got pregnant in middle school and dropped out to raise her child
Nano isn't really a robot, she's a single mother to Hakase who overindulges her child's professor delusions by wearing that key and calling herself a robot
Nano's dad pays for their house and living expenses

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I don't even know what this shows about and even I'm a little mad now...

This is not okay.

Dude what the fuck?

She has 50 patents and the checks just come in the mail like magic.

Dammit.

you faggots act like you've never seen this before

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Am I the only one who laughed? This is too ridiculous for me to take seriously.

I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.

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Hakase has created AI, cloth that allows you to talk to animals, and has turned biscuits into an energy source.

She likely gets all sorts of cash from numerous patents, and that's if she's not already heavily funded by the government.

She probably just prints her own money and sees nothing wrong with it.
She's a kid, she doesn't patent stuff. Outside of engineering, she's like every other 8 year old.

By being adorable, and that alone.