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Why the fuck did she do this?

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2nd post for Narancia

He has awful self-esteem about his intelligence, but I'm pretty sure he said something about how he's got a supposedly-handsome face to Josuke, though. In hindsight the poor fucker was probably just baiting for compliments though, he's probably as insecure about that as he is about everything else.

>His best friends are a manlet with a 10/10 GF and the stunningly attractive Josuke who attracts nearly as many fangirls as Jotaro

You can do whatever you want when you are the best JoJo
good job giogio

I love collecting stag beetles.

Ruined the whole movie for me

I love girls getting bitten by insects

Yeah it's weird how Jolyne flip flops between nice and bitchy, she's almost bipolar

Still here. Still my boyfriend.

same.
mine is 5>6>4>7>2>3>1.
8 will be best if it goes on like this.

Literally every negative side of her personality is Jotaro's fault

6>=7>5>4>3>1>2

I just realized that Hol Horse dressing as a cowboy is like a modern Japanese guy going around like a samurai or a ninja.

What a pathetic guy he was

all the positives too

>spoiling a movie that is a literal decade or so old in that canon
Vader is Luke's father

i bang hot girls and humiliate beta people like kira.

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bye korean animators

Is that the most classic spoiler of all time?

I don't know how his face is supposed to look irl but he's pretty cute 2D and he's buff as fuck, he needs some terrible french pep talk.

Why the fuck is Jolyne black? Did they miss the part where she's like 1/4 Japanese, 1/8 English and 5/8 Italian?

Could be worse

She wasn't being bitchy here, she was reduced to the mentality of a kid because she could only remember three things at once. In the same chapter she also (unintentionally) got on Gwess' nerves by eating her food and stuff since she'd forgotten it was hers.

Jolyne being coarse to people is usually pretty justified, can't remember her being genuinely nasty to anyone who hadn't wronged her first.

santa ain't real

Cute designs and nice art, even if the races don't make much sense. Unless Josuke and Jolyne are going through a Ganguro phase.

What the hell is going on in this picture?

Haha yeah, I bet you think Goku isn't real either. Idiot.

You have been visited by the Sardinian Fortune Teller

Good luck and gains will come to you but only if you reply "you did nothing wrong, Diavolo deserves to die forever".

This, she's got Jotaro's complete refusal to take shit from anybody, but she's an extrovert as opposed to him.

>Polnareff tells Okuyasu that he's just as handsome as he is, and is bound to have just as much luck with the ladies
>Okuyasu starts crying

kakyoin laid an egg

Reminder that tumblr is wrong and the movie actually aired in Japanese theaters two years before this chapter was published.

Steampunk Christmas?

Is this the greatest thing ever

>Stone Ocean is set in America, where Jolyne was born and raised
Checkmate Atheists

HIS COCONUT GUN
CAN SHOOT IN SPURTS
IF IT HITS YA
IT'S GONNA HURT

Polnareff touched a boob once, outlook is good.

Eh not what I meant but I guess.
Although as a child I was told the Easter bunny wasn't real before Santa.

Speedwagon anyone?

She's probably a bit kinder than him too, most of the time.
>Jotaro executes a blinded, surrendering ape, gains a dead ape
>Jolyne grants a naive grunt plankton who'd never known anything other than servitude mercy, gains a friendly and loyal comrade who sacrifices her new life for Jolyne and her goal

Polnareff also has terrible luck in bathrooms, make of this what you will.

Does his ultimate attack combine both attack and defence?

:-)

Why the fuck does Star Platinum look like an Ice-Cream in the Part 4 anime?

This will be fun

Apes creep me the fuck out so I can see why Jotaro put him down.

i was going to say Jotaro forgave two of Dio's servants who came to kill them and gained two new crusaders out of it, but then I remembered it was actually Avdol both times.

Maybe they thought there were too many other pink/purple punchghosts about?

Or maybe it was a calculated downgrade to make Crazy Diamond look objectively better, so fans wouldn't miss Jotaro so much.

Why do people almost exclusively ship him and the Kek, he's got way more good interaction with Polnareff

Speed Weed is also my favorite JoJo

Jotaro would grant FF mercy as she is plankton and in his mind superior to troublesome land organisms like humans and apes.

i got u senpai

Kekyoin

where's the beef

While Jotaro's not a bad dude by any means, he was pretty savage when wronged.

Avdol was arguably worse though, he slowly burned Polnareff alive and tried to get him to kill himself instead of just giving him a finishing blow, or even merely incapacitating him and leaving. Jesus, that was pretty fucked, especially given that no-one had checked to see if Polnareff was being mind-controlled before then.

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I'd love if we got a Punchghost called [Hit Music], partly because the song is good, mostly because it's a pun about stands from Part 4 onwards.

Tumblr calls people who ship Polnareff with Jotaro or Kakyoin pedophiles, as Jotaro and Kakyoin are 17.

Given that Polnareff is the grand age of 22 it's unquestionably a case of some dirty old man predating on nubile young nymphs. Clearly.

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This episode looks sweet, it was about time because the most previous were mediocre to bad.

>not shipping pol and kak

I was under impression he was just testing him if he was going to knife him in the back and mostly kept his flames off him, considering he suffered no damage and could instantly extinguish him. He would probably put them out even if he just tried to kill himself instead.
That or Araki has really poor idea of what being on fire does to a person.

>Video thumbnail.
>Angry biker grinds on cute shota boi.jpg

Does that mean shipping Anne and Jotaro is technically fine?
that's fucked up

You people are such whiny ass bitches. No other studio would even think of using different colors.
You get to see JoJo in the way it was supposed to be. Even Araki said so himself.

i cant believe they skipped this panel

I have decided that Standswitch Killer Queen will drive a motorbike styled after SHA. That is all.

Did he?

Kakyoin was a fucking cunt to Polnareff most of the time, though.

>below 18 but only 5 year old difference
literally not illegal anywhere

I know, but these are the same people who cry pedophilia on people who draw porn of Josuke or whatever.

That's just Kakyoin, he destroys people without even realising it

What the fuck was his damage though?
No wonder he didn't have any friends, it had nothing to do with his stand.

Who is the biggest mary sue in all of JoJo?

That one guy who can use his stand to boil water.

>Even Araki said so himself.
No he didn't.

Also, what has that to do what you said with my comment about the quality of the last episodes? Changing colors? Uh?

DIO or Jotaro.

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What the fuck is this guys problem? Why is he such an edgelord?

Immediately after this Karma caught up to him, and he spent the rest of the Egypt arc in hospital only to get his soul sucked out and his torso getting a hole punched through it at the very end.

Josuke I understand they'd have a problem with since he is a strangely sexy 15 year old, but I can think of a bunch of couples I know who started dating in their late teens with a five or more year difference, including my brother an his gf and my parents.

Not that I'd ship Jotaro with anybody, he has the sexuality of a moody sea sponge.

How hyped where you when you saw this.

He was just comic relief until the last two chapters. He's just very insecure and not very smart.

When is he going to die?

Tell me about Jotaro. Why does he wear the mask?

He's an absolute shitter and a terrible person, I'll be pretty mad if Araki makes him a valid protag.

this:
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How much would this thing cost. I'm rich so i want to buy it.

I don't remember Kekster being this savage, and people say he had no personality.

Looks a bit off to be honest

He's not gonna be a main character this late in the game but he's gonna learn to not be a shitter.

good job giogio

Josuke's sixteen though, to be fair. And I'm largely with you, but I really don't see the harm in a bunch of teenagers being attracted to a fictional teenager. And yeah, while it's potentially kind of weird, there's nothing horrifically wrong about an early twenty-something dating someone in their late teens. They need to toughen up and remember it's all fictional, anyway.

About tree fiddy

>Josuke I understand they'd have a problem with since he is a strangely sexy 15 year old

So? 15 is legal in Japan.

>Filename

How did he fuck this up?