Prove you're white

Prove you're white

I don't go out in the sun much.

Tfw you have superior green eyes

I am attracted to my sister

I have a low crime rate and am actually civilized

100% Bavarian phenotype

Maybe later, right now I am going to work

I'm going to sleep I have to work tomorrow

This proves nothing.

I like cheese

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prove YOURE white

I watch corner gas before bed

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I wear chinos and boat shoes

Waiting for Jamal to finish then I get to go to use the bed I have work tomorrow

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Pics?

I've pink nipples

I like listening to David Sedaris

I like nature

t. nigger

There is an 88% chance that I am white. It is on you to prove that I am not.

Nobody's attracted to black women.

i prefer white wimmin

Dataming thread move along

GERMANY NO!

I vote the right-wing party

Lmao I fucking love you CIA niggers, never change holy shit I'm crying

>88%
What a noob
There's a 98.6% that I'm pure white, a 0.4% chance that I'm Vietnamese or other Asian, and a 1% chance I'm a hipster or silesian or mixed

i wear slippers around the house and drink tea.

i'm a law abiding citizen

My people achieved greater things than any others, ever

I own my house.

The whitest thing is wishing to not be white

My dad was a heroin addict

I sell bicycles

lol germany is 81% white including turks. think again mutt.

German with silesian and irish ancestry.

>natural blonde
>pale green or hazel peepers
>pink lips, nips, and bellend
>I wear boat shoes and chino pants rolled to a cuff at the bottom
Also my ethnicity test says so, unless you don't consider potato leprechauns to be huwhite

>I wear boat shoes and chino pants rolled to a cuff at the bottom
That doesn't make you white that makes you a cunt

Huwhy tho? It's called fashion, look it up.

Also I've never seen a non white except maybe a few mixed Asian ladyboys do that

That style is for niggers and fags

Father is Swiss German and my Mother is German.
I own a house.

>implying niggers wear anything that isn't baggy and covered with gold chains
>implying fags aren't the absolute most /fa/

I listen to Pearl Jam

I laughed. Even a stopped clock...

If anything, I'm too white.
I have to stand out in the sun for an hour just to get to get rid of the translucence.
All my skin color comes from my capillary action.