I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
I'm going to post this everyday until you like it
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Getting there.
I am the fin of my fish.
I don't really like it,
but I love you all
Too much for me.
Almost there.
...and now to bask in the afterglow
eye het it!
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I'm hungry now
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>I'm hungry
Here
He hates it!
>Eating Google with your bare hands
Knife and Fork, Pal!
Thank you Seriously, you give me a smile some days
But what happens on other days?
I am indifferent to it.
I don't find the thread
How long has it been?
I thought I wanted to do it once.
But he did it once.
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>How long has it been?
Just so you know, it been here a while. Quite a while actually...
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. And God said, “Let there be SakuraFish™,” and there was SakuraFish!
Be careful when eating fish.
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He can't afford it.
I want to tickle Fish-chan.
tickle the fish till it pees itself
Reminder.
I'LL REVERSE ENGINEER IT!
I HATE IT
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>I HAT TITS
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I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
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Unable to walk, he is gifted with by a fish ex Sakura with the girl's address. Never minding the strange unwatery surface, he immediately visits her, and is overjoyed to find out that she loves worms as well.
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What is this?!? Why does it exist?
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This shit has been going on since 2011.
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>2011
Wrong, but it was a good guess!
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Keep in mind, this is only how far back the archive went:
So, we can assume it's a little older
It's shit. I must destroy it. For the sake of the lolis.
>Loli once again break the treaty
We must all heed the war cry for the Loli must be stopped. Our lives and the future lives of our small fry depend on it!
But first, we shall sacrifice this tiny Loli to give us strength for the battle!
Eat and enjoy!
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ATTACK!!!
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Gimmie all your money or this might go off!
ow!
ow!
ow!
ow!
ALLAHU AKBAR!
You cannot escape us, muhahahahahaaaaaaaa!
We have you now, little loli!
Resistance is OUCH!
ResistanOUCH!
Re- OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
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Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
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I want the fish to fuck me like the pathetic slut I am. I hate it.
I hate it!
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I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
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Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
Two thousand dollars. I will pay you two thousand dollars to desist.
I HATE IT
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
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Keit-ai is already a manga. Stop posting it.
inb4 triggered troids
ALWAYS uh
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Chicken of the sea?
Nononono DELETE THIS! I HATE FISH!
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It's a duck in a fish suit!?
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>Trigger
Did someone say 'trigger'?
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I love this meme and will carry it's corpse even when it has long died to everyone else. If I ever achieve spaceflight I will create a giant orbital sign displaying this pasta in every language known to man.
Every night, people will look up at the sky and see the Keit-ai pasta.
>Likes Keit-Ai
YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
Pandas know kung-fu.
This panda will now kick that bear's ass.
>fish in a panda suit
Seems sorta legit
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>hating keit-ai
Listen to the dog
He is wise beyond his years
JUST STOP
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BUT I REALLY KINDA WANT TO WATCH IT!!!!!
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