Monster Musume

Tio is about to give you an excited hug, and you are certain to get a few snapped bones.

What do you do? Avoid the hug and make her cry, or accept having your arms turned to powder?

I ask her to give me her ogreload instead.

Say something along the lines of 'please be gentle' and be thankful my insurance is paid up.

Go for the crumple zones.
Force imparted will be lessened while user satisfaction will increase.

>having your arms turned to powder

I'm a big guy.

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

I turn to diamonds.

I'm going to marry Draco!

>accept having your arms turned to powder
I can take it! IM A BIG GUY!

>tiofags boasting about being manly
Please. She doesn't even have sharp fuzz.

>Reminder Suezo is Best Girl

I relax and learn to like it

Tio is very gentle for her size and strenght

How come I've never heard about this before? Okayado's draws ass and thighs in an unique way.

>being that much of a manlet

Tio is like 7 feet tall, she shouldn't be that much bigger than you

>get driven straight into the air bags
>why aren't I getting hurt as much

>Crab says he's a breast man
>regularly draws perfect ass

He truly is a generous and loving god.

>Crab says he is a breast man
>puts high emphasis on Lala's thighs in every panel she is the focus of

Can one man be so generous?

that man also draws some nice legs too

But when will he focus on his waifu's legs?

>Can one who stands so far above us mere mortals be so generous?

And the answer is yes.

I dont paticularly care for his asses

Ireland pls.

wat

Heathen.

This seems new. Also, "tori-nity", wtf. Was "trinity" really that obscure of a word?

it's a pun
Also, I don't know if myanimelist is wrong or what, but in Okayado's profile it says that he did some work with Monster Musume Paradise

Tio isn't the only one with a large red horn on this page.

sometimes a picture is just a picture IMAX.

>MAL

I will accept the hug and have my arms turned to powder, and then I will have her deported.
I am willing to be a martyr to remove a dangerous monster from human society.

The character with the black hair looks like Smith. But I can't tell if male or female. My penis is confused.

Tara is the danger.

Tara is shit

>not wanting a dangerous fuzzy waifu who hurts even to touch

Definitely female, crab doesn't do traps or otherwise feminine men.

Work on your typing, user. That's not how spell Fecea, the new poop slime girl.

>crab doesn't do traps or otherwise feminine men.
...My penis is please by this news.

>Get latest copy of Monster Musume from Seven Seas
>They translate the Scylla rape scene as expected.
Unpure Snake confirmed. Enjoy your used goods.

really?
kek

Kek. "This is my first time experiencing this."
Anemone-cherry popped.

Last night I dreamed that I transformed into Cerea.

>no monster girl will ever say such spicy dialog to you

>Hair covering nipples perfectly
This is the worst censorship possible.

That's not beams of light.

>Bad censorship.
as censorship goes it is pretty lazy.
However in real life, long hair that is brought over the shoulder and covers the nipple while still showing the breasts is super sexy. Nude, with nothing to hide, but still covering up the goods. I'm not sure how to describe it.

>real life
>sexy

I guess you could say you were a nightmare

That's called cocktease double double trips.

well-placed censorship is good
cocktease is the best

Good. Monster girls are for tender lovemaking.

Time for some best bovine

new translated chapter is out

>spoiler
I wouldn't mind it if my next episode of sleep paralysis featured Lilith doing a convincing succubus impression.

But you didn't post Cathyl.

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I guess the font is OK

Will she detect Kurusu's virgin aura?

Damn it, thread died before I could reply to that user that wanted a deep sea waifu. Anyway:
>go into the ocean on your ship
>sail until you reach a group of islands
>go into cave inside of what looks like a natural harbor
>cave is extremely weird and fleshy looking
>suddenly hear a loud, feminine moan
>you quickly take your ship out
>as you are sailing away, you see a colossal woman rise from the ocean, the details too bizarre to describe
>you then realize that wasn't a cave

Bring it.
I'll hug her back.

she is second best bovine

Do we have a typeset for chapter 45 yet?
Or just soon.jpg?

I'll allow it.

honestly she doesn't really look like a loli
with hips like that and breasts, she looks like a really short woman.

Now hold the phone and the mayo. Is this some official art of Lala's lalas?

There's no accounting for taste around here,

too soon
yes, where have you been?

Deport her to my bunk

>ywn make a lamia realize she is a good person and rigorously fuck her

She's my third overall after Asterio and Merino

Dead, but I got better.

>5'6
Make a run for it, don't think i could stand weeks not being able to use my arms.

Hush you. You'll rile up the Aussie MPs. We wouldn't want that, would we?

But user, she'd help you out.

I ride away on my waifu into the sunset.

Swiggity swooty I love some bovine beauty

Good job breaking her heart you asshole.

For me her best feature is her horns

>unbirth

oh boy
I couldn't download some of the volumes and some of them are incomplete so there are stuff that I've missed

Your 5'6", the perfect height to ocean-liner her flotation devices, and you want to maneuver to avoid a collision. Those weeks would be spent with a contrite cinnamon scented sweetie for a nurse, user. Try to think ahead a little.

Calling Cathyl second best is an insult to cowgirls everywhere. She is shit tier.

with all due respect thats a load of frittata

Let's say that I have some disease like thalassemia beta major. Which girl would stay with me until I inevitably died?

Lala would turn you into a zombie

Wonderful bovine

Merino is bovid, not bovine.

Do you even have to ask?

>become zombie
>take medicine
>die

yes i know including her is cheating but look at that wool

>not her optimism

Please, user. I'm not particular fond of cow or large chests, but Asterio's positive attitude gives my heart an erection.

Merino is divine, not ovoid.

She'll end up crying anyway when she hugs me and I flinch. Touching always felt awkward; moreso with every passing day.

it's ok
we did have some very nice fanservice in ch 43

Mero would just shlick on your deathbed.

FUCK THE SHEEP

She'd stick to you like glue, though, just to make sure she didn't miss your last gasp.

I claim this thread for my waifu and all the Tioposters everywhere.

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my waifus bigger than your waifu