Reminder that thought crime is going to become a thing in your lifetime. But it's okay...

Reminder that thought crime is going to become a thing in your lifetime. But it's okay, because the only people who will be affected by it are the societal degenerates that nobody wants anyway.

bull shit, I use my right hand to jack off to lolis

>left handed
>like Christmas cakes more than lolis

>Being short
>Mishaped ears

Fuug one of my ears is elf like and I'm pretty short

>short
>misshapen ears

Oh goddammit.

Hahah.

Get bent, dwarfies.

Oh boy, I can't wait until this new version of witch hunting starts.

>is short
>has attached earlobes
>only ever had sex once in my entire life
>it happened during my late twenties with someone five years older than me

Yeah, no, this is bullshit fake news.

Line all pedophiles up against a wall and shoot them. Don't care whether they've raped a kid yet.

They're degenerate scum of society and they all deserve to die NOW.

>BEING A MANLET WILL BE ILLEGAL IN 10 YEARS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>Exposure to alcohol or drugs in the womb

So Pedos are literally women's fault.

Wait, no, Dont tell me, trump is left handed right?

>much thought crimes
It’s been established people who believe certain things can be dangerous, therefore it’s in our best interests to kill them.

>le communist helicopter ride

would you eat a christmas cake of a loli?

In ten years, one day.

The only people that the state will use its power again are the enemies of the state, remember this. You will never get back power so.wine has given to the state.

>Sup Forums is full of pedos
Pretty ironic considering kid-fiddling is a very liberal mindset.

TFW very short, small in general and left handed

>Sup Forums is nonchalant about pedos
>itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
You wanna know how I know you're new?

When will handsist stop discriminating the left handed!!!


>“Left handers are the Jews’ Jews.” —David Holzel

left handed pedos BTFO

Your case doesn't (dis)prove the rule or exception, mongrel.

look at this loser, did a pedo steal your girlfriend?

You're dead, pedo scum.

Wouldn't this actually theoretically help to push the argument for wanting to make sex dolls of children so sicko's wouldn't harm actual real kids?

Oh, I just was about to give you the results of the brainscan that was conducted.
There is a 97% chance of you being a pedophile.
Sort yourself out.

this just means we keep a close watch on them, thats it.

>tall.
>detached ear lobes.
>right handed.

It's been proven that giving them sex dolls will only strengthen their resolve to go after real children once they realize they've been acting out their sick fantasies on a Chinese-made hunk of plastic.

If it was a chocolate loli

>Not educated in history 101

Romans and Greeks loved their pizza and held right sided ideas. A sexual personality can differ from other ideologies within a person; also most pedophiles do this to kids on attraction and power and power is a trait chased after and held by people with fascist ideology since it's a personality of "control"

It's only recently that everything has flip-flopped. Also i dont condone any sex acts with anyone unless they're 18+.

Yeah these fucking "scientists" can never get over their weird obsession with stuff like phrenology and physiognomy. They keep pumping out this dead "science" primarily because Department of Homeland Security created a market for it and buys up anything that promises magical layers of security without literally directly violating rights. So they have cameras and programs that try to analyze your gait to determine whether you have criminal intent. Not joking this is a real thing that the government probably spent $billions to buy and implement on some phony science.
And this is the big problem with "evidence-based science" that is so popular these days: so long as the "scientists" can document that the magical analyzing machine is like 75% accurate at detecting whatever, then that's good enough for billions of dollars and judicial approval no matter how fucking ridiculous the theory and premise behind the machine is.
And the best part is of course they will analyze every goddamn characteristic about you EXCEPT your race/nationality/etc. because those are protected.
If we had a sane and honest judiciary, those categories would obviously be extended to traits like handedness, gait, blink patterns, posture, breathing rates, etc. because thinking people understand that the spirit of the damn constitutional protection was to prevent government from labeling us bad guys based on dumb analysis like this. But the jews of course act like intentions are impossible to discern and only insist on the letter of the law so long as it supports their agenda of course.

>Physiognomy (from the Gk. physis meaning "nature" and gnomon meaning "judge" or "interpreter") is the assessment of character or personality from a person's outer appearance, especially the face.
All this shit is just a new application of a long discredited pseudoscience.

It's also been proven that you enjoy the thickest meatiest black cock around and chug glasses of semen hourly.
Availability of porn is directly related to a decrease in sexual assault and rape. Why would this be any different for pedos?
Before you sperg out obviously real child porn should not become legal due to the simple fact it involves harm in creation.

>Shit like what ears you have is a sign of pedophila
>Carrying fucking dildos and wearing S&M in public isn't
What a fucking surprise.

>be me
>be left handed
>have attached earlobes
>have slightly misshapen ears

Fuck. I still hate pedos and never would jack off to CP or lolicon.

When Denmark criminalized CP in 1994 the health board argued against it for that reason.

Mmm whatcha say~

Left handed people are 100% degenerate and must be, at the very least, chemically castrated to prevent their taint from spreading.

Well now that you know that you should be jerking it to CP based on your physical features don't you want to? You're gonna be labeled for it eventually anyway might as well enjoy yourself.
>People who read these articles are going to automatically assume you're a pedo now when they learn you're left handed.
>Women in HR departments will deny you jobs after they see you're left handed and a male, literally the most evil patriarchical pedo.
>Nothing you can do about it because you can't prove they discriminated against you on some pseudoscience
Just learn to be right handed bro.

Why do they always just say "scientists" like that automatically gives them credibility to say whatever they want? Do people really believe this crap? Oh a scientist said it, it must be true because science is always 100 percent correct even though they constantly change and refine their theories as we learn more about the world.

Why do they always say "Canadians" like that automatically gives them credibility to say whatever they want?

"The lefty cries out in pain as he tries to photoshop you"

Dont worry brother, the sinister ethnostate will rise one day.

I have one pointy ear and one round ear, left handed, super short, non-detached earlobes... and I'm not a pedo

>for some reason it just happens to be that a pedophile is anyone the left disagrees with

>tfw 6 foot 2
>detached earlobes, normal ears
>right-handed
Thank fucking God. Scary stuff though. I guess as long as it keeps kids safe and they leave me alone, I don't give a shit.

>Carrying fucking dildos and wearing S&M in public isn't
Well duh, consent with agreed-upon safewords is the foundation of a good BDSM relationship. Can't get that with children.

You’re a jackass. If there’s a narrow AI that can identify someone as homosexual 90 percent of the time, there is a visual metric indeed.

These are markers of brain damage that come with pedophilia

its funny how liberals are often most negatively affected by their own ideas. look at the media and hollywood and nfl all imploding right now. conservatism didnt do that, they did that to themselves.

>wanting your wife to be a virgin is a liberal mindset

14-16 is the final redpill

>they where not permitted to mention deformed big hook noses

I'm not sure, but Barack Obama is left-handed.

WTF? I love the left now

>tfw pedo and righthanded
lol more for me faggots

That AI can't pick out a random pic and calculate whether that person is gay or straight. What they did was take two images of people, compared them side by side and calculated which one out of those two is more likely to be gay.

tfw lefthanded

>pedos are nore likely to be short
MANLETS BTFO
THEY JUST CAN'T CATCH A BREAK CAN THEY?

Fuk that! Just because Barry, Bush's, and Clintarus is Lefty, doesnt mean shit. I guess most hockey players are also!
Great fake study!?$@&!
Most sports play right handed and guitar
GTFO

>sicko's
>'

You are an embarassment

Stop sliding the board schlomo

Am I going to be arrested for being left handed?

>it's a a libertarian pedophile bemoans the fact that science will put an end to his kind in the near future episode

t. pedo

Wrong study

>it's been proven
By whom? What study? When? Don't just spew random shit out of your ass and try to pass it off as some sort of fact. Back up your claims or eat shit.

What do

...

little girls are sexy get over it nerd.

>mfw scientism ruins innocent people’s lives

>pedos
>"innocent people"
Y'all need to lay off the potatoes.

I HABEEB IT

Another big give away is if they are brown / semitic / Arabian looking. Probably the biggest giveaway of all. Observations like that won't be accepted though, even though it's literally exactly the same as stereotyping for any other physical trait that PEOPLE DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE BORN WITH.

As much as I hate pedos and believe they should be executed for their sick crime, arresting someone for something they haven't done strikes me as draconian.

No, if this study becomes mainstream, non-pedos will get accused of being pedos just for being short or being left-handed.

My theory is that omega men who don't have success with adult women go for kids. Left handedness correlates with general developmental problems of the brain. When was the last time you heard of a handsome well-adjusted pedophile? Its always some genetic reject. This is the same reason why people have yellow fever. Coincidence? I think not.

Christmas Cake is a Japanese euphemism for an over-25 woman. Because after the 25th nobody wants it.

so there you have it, pedophilia unlike homosexualism and tranny bullshit is completely natural

Did you pull that conclusion out of the toilet you unclogged this morning, Wojak?

>My theory is that omega men who don't have success with adult women go for kids.
this is a great meme desu. it's amazing with how much depraved shit you can get away with by just seeming like a normal person.

by the modern left standards and this article, the only biological difference between humans is whether he/she/it prefers to fuck children or not

You're either autistic, or a pedo, or both, or normal. That's how it works.

Is he wrong though?

but if you said the same thing about gays the internet would burn down

>physical deformities rampant among pedos
>what group could possibly be wildly inbred?!

But gays don't harm children though.

Don't forget Jewish, they always seem to be Jewish

British police already do patrol thought crime.

I dont have any of these traits, dont even have childhood trauma.

I guess they just cant contemplate a normal person having, preferences.

jews and sandniggers
but you knew that already

>Pedo being too stupid to comprehend the difference between tendencies and absolute categories

The question is though, did they become pedophiles because of their deformities or are the deformities the indication of an inherent issue? I'm guessing the former. I do not believe that people are born pedophiles.

What do?

Which is why they wont ever catch a pedo based on their research. It looks like they are basing their entire project on the stereotypical pedo that the media waves around to scare people. The media will never show an attractive pedo, they will catch them but you wont ever see a picture. They also dont know that women are twice as likely to be pedophiles according to FBI statistics. I don't see that "tendency" up there. No, they are basically just saying, avoid ugly manlets, they could be pedos!.

>minority report actually becomes a reality.

What exactly counts as "short"? What defines a misshappened ear? How do the ambidextrous folks get counted?

At least I know am not a degenerate lefty.

They could catch maybe 90% of them + some number of false positives.

Post archive

They wouldn't even catch 1%.

Wishful thinking.

A few false positives in exchange for lots and lots of degenerates stopped from destroying the lives of innocent children? Sounds like a win-win in the long run.

>pedos are left handed
>fags are also left handed
really makes you immunodeficient