Congratulations Sup Forums Newsweek Thinks You Guys Have Government Level Psyops

Your cultivation of "normie memes" - I'm not joking, they use that exact term - and "troll storms" are sophisticated and powerful techniques.

So powerful that "The authors... urge policy makers, technology companies, practitioners and activists to adopt counter-strategies that match the sophistication of the far-right."

That's right guys.

They want politicians to learn how to shitpost like you fuckers do.

Fucking. Incredible.

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i legit bust out loud laughing just now upon reading that headline.

also, Sup Forums is not the "alt-right".
Sup Forums is the right.

NATO tactics? We are light years ahead of NATO. They will never understand.

Ol' Tehran Bob is at it again.

Weaponized autism is real.

What a time to be alive, lads.

What the FUCK is happening to this planet

We have the leaked CIA memetics decision PowerPoint slides

>you shitpost so hard that NATO starts investing billions to fund anti-meme magic measures
I love this timeline.

We may never know.

We live in the beginning of the best of times.

Well duh. Everyone here knows the Russians have been shilling on this site for at least 3 years now, probably longer.

they call us "alt" or anyone "alt" to detract from the real populous of left and right. The right is winning though.

(cheKeKed)
>What the FUCK is happening to this planet

>pic related

The funniest thing about this is we're actually terrible at spreading information. We'll have autists comb through thousands of emails and dig into property records finding out incredibly incriminating things about people, yet all of that gets memory holed because we don't ever compile information for normalfags. Most of the time if you're not following a happening from the beginning you may never understand it.

If we actually did have a CTR style system of people spreading factual information, and a depository for archives and shit, we would probably be days from the 4th Reich by now.

Why you bitching subhuman?

what leaked nato tactics? Did I miss that memo? I just post pepes

I actually can find the value 7 stuff on my comp

>remote deletion is a thing

Deploy TASBOM

Deploy TASBOM

Coordinates 574,134 by 581,001 section FZY is the primary target

Secondary target at 914,158 by 851,419 section PZL

Primary agent J. Rustle, use support resource gamma

This message brougth to you by ANOT

**WE LIVE IN THE SHADOWS**

Since hiromoot owns Sup Forums, how long until Japan is implicated in (((interfering in American politics)))?

The thing is, you cant be a good shitposter and a good politician.

>inb4 Trump

I like the guy, but he's not a good politician.

>yfw when you realise that this whole article is their attempt at counter meming

>he doesn't have multiple isolated backups of everything
casual

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>literally wins the US election, probably the hardest thing to win in the world
>"not a good politician"

This proves how useless NATO really is.

ikr

brilliant

>the lack of diversity in nip cartoons are turning the manchildren into nazis
>a japanese man bought Sup Forums during the biggest traffic boom and when it grew the most influence
honestly surprised they haven't picked up on this

theyll never be like us

damn they got us, shut it down!

He's an opportunist. He toook advantage of the unstable political enviroment in US. His inability to pass bills and get support from even his own party shows his lack of political aptness.

Won't happen. moot wasn't held responsible for anything why would hiroshimoot

This is actually really horrible, it means they're finally learning our ways. Our only hope is that they will all become red pilled by studying us.

"The Americans? There are no Americans here. Except maybe the Oil Gentlemen with which we conduct trade. There are no loud noises, no towers of smoke, perhaps you're imagining these things? There are no Americas, Oil Gentlemen, loud noises or towers of smoke in Kuwait which is not only pacified, but has just asked us to build another thirty schools"

>They want politicians to learn how to shitpost like you fuckers do.

Trump really is 5-D Chess master

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Control the memes, control the planet. Fascism is back and the left can't stand it.
After midnight we get revenge.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Link nigger, or archive link, not finding it on the site

Sup Forums's memetic power is stronger than the that of the CIA niggers. How do you think we helped Trump crush both the Clintons, Bushes, and Soroses of the world in the last election

>this

you cant teach someone how to hivemind

newsweek.com/alt-right-using-leaked-nato-psychological-wafare-tactics-subvert-democracy-and-691457

Politicians attempts to connect with the common man are about as authentic as a hooker’s smile. You can’t tread on the backs of the people you snear at and then try to resonate with them. This won’t work because ultimately, you need to be able to stand for what you believe in regardless of adversity and the spineless cucks in Congress literally can’t do that.

>They used “crowd-funding platforms, custom-made social media platforms and even the use of leaked military and intelligence resources from [U.K. intelligence agency] GCHQ and NATO to run campaigns against their own governments,” the report said.
a shitty website made by an autistic teenager in 2003 is a "custom-made social media platform"

Are traps gay?

>national socialists
>right-wing

If you're talking about the old Sup Forums I guess...but all of these nazi larpers don't realize they're literally supporting leftism...just authoritarian nationalist leftism...

yes wanting to fuck something with a penis is gay even if it is cute

What angers me to no end is that we really have competitive intelligence power but WE DO IT FOR FUCKING FREE

FOR FUCKING FREE

AND A FUCKING HACK IS GETTING PAID BY THE GOVT TO DO WHAT WE DO FOR FREE AND WORSE THAN US

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i only post anime pictures or anime reaction pictures desu

we're not alt right or right
we're the jewslayers

I wanna be a shit poster for the feds. Where do I sign up?

A billion people would have liked to do the same thing if they could and managed to. Doesn't matter if he's an opportunist, he still beat out the entire Republican apparatus to win. He's managed great things virtually nobody else has.

Tell me about that time Obama got support for the Libyan war. Oh wait, he never did. Or passed DACA into law. Oh wait, he never did.

The only thing that's gay is respecting women

I didn't spend hours looking at broken dicks on Sup Forums instead of having a healthy social life during my teenage years to be out-memed by the likes of fucking Newsweek. 10 years here and counting, I was born dead. Write that one up.

This
>9/11
>Hillary passes out
>Gets vanished away Weekend at Bernie's style
>Reappears later at "chelsie's apartment"
>Anons look up the address
>It's in a district of Manhatten that's a corporate residential mix
>Means that by law it must also have some other business inside besides an apartment
>Look up records and there used to be a doctors office at this location
>Office had an MRI machine
>Such a machine is massive because of the huge magnets and would take huge construction to remove
>Look up construction permits for the building
>Only basic plumbing work was ever done
>Mfw we realize Hillary bought out this doctors office and is using it for her frequent health issues without having to be seen as being rushed to the ER every other day
>Gets to push the narrative of being a caring mother visiting her daughter
>Nothing ever comes of all of this information

I'm glad the election ended how it did but fuck me if there weren't a lot of missed opportunities. So much focus on pizza instead of the easily confirmed shit based on public records.

Man that never gets old.

>to spread white supremacism globally

You don't understand. Learning our ways doesn't mean they can combat us. UK already tried that with an actual anti-meme program. When it didn't work, they started arresting people for viewin right wing "propaganda".

Our technique relies on irony and sarcasm which make it impossible to distinguish actual opposition from childish mockery.

Based Indonesia with the quickfire memes

wow nato is claiming they came up with meme warfare?

Sup Forums holds all thr powet

>His inability to pass bills and get support from even his own party shows his lack of political aptness.
No, that just shows the treason of the Republican party.

I am really living in a timeline where shitposters can now shape politics huh? Incredible.

we are not at war or have an ideology we are just antinormie
ifit became cool to be on Sup Forums and be racist and we saw chads doing it we'd try to stop their fun and make racism no longer exist and get rid of the internet just so they could cry and complain about it

You think he regrets creating this place? The culture that formed around it literally changed the world. Like without Sup Forums and the other chans that followed I'm pretty sure free discussion and by logic the dissent that follows would have been killed on the internet a long time ago.

This is like watching your grandpa try to explain video games. Fucking surreal

>I LOVE PLAYING THE MARCHIO BROTHERS ON PLAYBOX ONE AND X-STATION

>Tfw kek brings us power

MORE CHAOS MORE! PRAISE KEK!

>THE KIDS THESE DAYS, THEY SPEND ALL THE TIME ON THE MYFACE, SPACEBOOK, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE HUEHUEHUE

Stories and disinformation like this is how they will make it acceptable to eventually go after sites like Sup Forums, Reddit and individuals like the "CNN meme creator" to squelch any disagreement with the liberal orothodoxy.

You guys need to get ready for war and keep fighting.

>cia niggers can't delete stuff remotely

If we got paid the passion wouldn't be there user, and we'd have (((restrictions))).

Thanks senpai, their cancer website search tool wasn't working

>righted man kind's path back toward the stars
May I live to see war in space.
or at least die on a foreign planet.

>normies banish trolls to caves
>trolls find magic shitposting crystals in caves
>trolls uprise and go to war with normies with their mana weapons
>normies now have to try to get a hold of our shitposting magitech to be on fair grounds

krypt3ia.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/fm_9.pdf

Lol, at this point it's almost like knowing the culprit or author by just the title of the article.

GLOW IN THE DARK (((CIA))) NIGGERS GET THE TRUCK FIRST

fake news
the leak is the result of investigating us
we surpassed government long ago

I hate your image; however, we should turn our attention towards that last part.

Why does it seem that literally everything is created by Jews?

Why are whites so lazy to attack the right and shill for white genocide? I simply don’t get it...

>shitposting changed the world
>the world elite fear us
>tfw I've had a greater impact on public consciousness by jacking off and shitposting in my bedroom than organizations of people educated and trained for years putting in all their effort
Jesus christ if there was ever a piece of news to destroy my confidence in world governments it's this

>we're actually terrible at spreading information.
I've been half wondering about this. If we had a means of persisting the hivemind that'd be half the battle

Like, every general starts with a "memory" link to a pastebin. Anons browsers bring down from it the database of what dates are important, what clues found, what research done and what conclusions found. Anons contribute to that uploading their own. Any user is able to rehost all the content from any place at any time.

All then that's left is a prosefags to write it up

Are we the ٱلْحَشَّاشِين now?

This hits close to heart

>They want politicians to learn how to shitpost like you fuckers do.
I learned all my biz from legendary CIA agents

maybe they should examine their own assets more closely instead of jerking off smoking weed and playing nintendo all day

CONTROL THE MEMES
CONTROL THE PLANET

>when you realize that the msm are just newfags that fall for the weakest bait and can't handle banter.

Using your brain is white privledge. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Because we are organized/educated by the free market where as they are indoctrinated by the government

It’s literally that simple.

funny how clever satire takes them by surprise. what they don't realize is that we're just using the tactics they used to shut us down. the more they attack us the more we adapt. it's really fucking sad that neets discussing events is such a subversive and radical concept

>What the FUCK is happening to this planet
MK ultra trained groups have glommed onto this website seeking revenge for their suffering

I would trade it all for normal parents who weren't dead

wait, what nato leak? I thought we were just posting frogs.

This is the 90page Nate shut nigger OP talks about

Last part of what? The fact that there was an MRI machine in the building? Or getting a girlfriend?

we read all their books and understand them better than they do, because we aren't compartmentalized

Black cock is hard to compete with ,it's easier to just conquer the world and kill all the competing niggers

that's actually "comical Ali"

Sup Forums is the always-right.

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>Sup Forums is one person