What country would be the hardest to invade?

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greenland.

Definitely not the gigantic one that takes up most of Asia and turns into a frozen hellscape 6 months of year.

US. 40% of the world's small arms are owned privatley in the US.

Madagascar

>invade madagascar
>get pneumonic plague
>only port shuts down
>can't leave

lel, all you have to take is basically one small city and then you've conquered Greenland

I hear the mountains of Yemen make it almost impenetrable. Unlike your mum

Switzerland.

Germany, no matter how many times it got invaded it just keeps coming back more cancerous than ever.

Japan. Those crazy fuckers were so scary the US decided to make an atomic bomb and nuke them rather then risk going toe to toe. Think about how batshit you'd have to be force someone to nuke you.

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No contest.

> Huge oceans make sea lion look easy
> Bordering nations weak and hard to invade
> Millions of extremely well armed insurgents

USA, Finland, & Russia during the fucking winter.

no its real, its on the picture

NK by a large margin

so invade using big arms

as burgers well know - Afghanistan. you should've learn from the russians you dumb fucks.

Portugal.

You can't. Our big arms would destroy any others. Once mass manpower went on foot through the country there would be constant guerilla warfare.

what if america invaded itself

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>Implying you wouldn't use those firearms for looting in case shit really hits the fan

I understood the reference

New Swabia

US, ovbiously

All Asian countries... Never get involved in a land war in Asia!

Nonsense, Mexico has been successfully invading the US for decades.

The correct answer is Switzerland, btw.

Poland.
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>division level operation parachuting into tokyo
>land on the ground
>tf?
>nobody is in tokyo
>complete silence
>rest of military arrives
>tf?
>still no sound, no one is even in the country anymore
>wtf man?
>get settled
>move into their buildings and houses, start some farming
>living there for a few years no, no japanese in sight
>40 years later
>house, kids, you have started a new life in this territory you conquered called japan
>wake up one morning
>some old geezer japanese guys with their kids pointing bayonets at your face
>they stab you in the face
>they stab everyone in the face
>they take back their country
>mfw no one knows where they hid for 40 years
>mfw nobody ever talks about that time somebody tried to invade japan again

Something like that probably

An invasion of America through conventional military means would be impossable.

Switzerland because of its terrain.

This post is apocryphal and very likely was never uttered. An invasion of the US was never in the cards anyway. Also, if the strongest military on earth couldn't prevent an invasion do you think a bunch of lardboys with revolvers could?

Either Russia or the US

US because of obvoius reasons; plenty of people with guns that would try to go Red Dawn (with varying levels of success)

Russia because winter and miles of nothing that the military could retreat to, conquering all of siberia would be virtually impossible

Seems like the Muslims have already taken it.

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you wish
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Portugal_(1777–1834)#Napoleonic_invasions

>strong navy
>surrounded by ocean
>worlds largest uranium supply
>full of dangerous animals and people
even if you were able to take us out the Emus would kill the invaders.

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>Invasion is the same as occupation

For you.

Obviously the US

>Armed populous
>Most well funded armed forces
>Largest air force in the world
>Second largest air force in the world (US Navy)
>Largest navy (nobody else even comes close)
>An ocean away from any country that plans on invading it

I'd go as far to say the US is un-invade-able.

Not really. The highway system is a double edge sword of logistics. If you can secure ground you are set.

I know, the Japs decided it would be easier to defeat America than Russia

We could have conquered the nation but Obama bin lying sold out the military and tied our hands in combat. In reality we could kill every living thing in a nation without nukes inside a week.

faggot you can't even with a war against the kikes and their nigger minions how the fuck are you going to stop an invasion?

stop stroking your own ego and just accept the fact that you aren't as bad as you think you are coward lol

I clapped.

>nobody says Israel
y'all know this is the truth

When that happens it will be like last time and hundreds of thousands will die. Lets hope this time its niggers.

Russia is a frozen shithole.

Every part of the USA is comfy

China or North Korea because so much of the populations are armed and devoted to the government.

Russia or Switzerland looking from history

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If armed like US australia, but since they cucked probably USA

Mexico would be hard too, not because the government would put up a fight, but the cartels would be ravenous

Reminds me of the japanese dude who didn't realize that the war was over until 40 years after it ended

If not the USA, I would have to go with Russia as it has never worked out in the end for anyone

death valley is comfy?

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It was already invaded and split in half.

Texas.

Finland, ofc

you forgot to turn your meme flag on

Or course it is, it has death right in the name. What's more comfy than death?

>nk
>strong

no

And how would you subdue the people?

Yes, you can step foot on the land, but at the end of the day humans have to deal with other humans.

Mexico. Their citizens dont even want to be there, everyone else sure as hell doesnt want to be there either

you cant conquer a country if it doesnt exist anymore you fucking retard

They wouldn't immediately capitulate like many countries. They would sacrifice every man, woman and child.

It's more likely to be the government and corporations vs the lower and middle classes

NEVER GET INVOLVED IN A LAND WAR IN ASIA

China is a lot like the USA right now. It's citizens would fight foreigners just for the fuck of it, because why not? At the same time it's questionable whether the government that would come after the successful insurgency would in any way resemble what they replaced. Socialism and Globalism are behind the times because they create an obvious center of gravity, the strength of the USA and China have always been because they were decentralized, but this is no longer the case. You have tons of splintered communities that would be more than happy to compromise after some kind of catastrophic attack. We aren't 100% there yet, but we are already at the point where some liberals are saying YAY COWBOYS GOT SHOT UP IN VEGAS and conservatives are saying YAY LIBS GOT OFFED BY A MUSLIM.

Smaller countries that have cities nearby each other will be less vulnerable these days. Washington and Beijing have become so insular they really don't have a fall back.

It's almost like someone is creating this rift to help them after they launch their attack.

Japan is still Sparta, they don't make noise ever. It makes me feel safe and a bit threatened at the same time. At the end of the day good for them, I guess.

Invade or occupy?
America wouldn't be that hard to invade, the coasts are what matters and those are easily accessible. But it would be impossible to occupy.
I'd say Switzerland prob. Their heartlands are located in the most defensible positions on the planet.

North Korea has the largest standing army in the world, over 7 million, because in teh army, you get to eat something. Their technology is kinda shit though, they only just now developed a strong nuke

If Afrikaners can get access to proper firearms, Afrikaners will be some of the toughest PEOPLE to invade
(I know it doesn't answer your question OP but whatever)

Afghanistan, it seems

yeah but how many of you are still even around? You'd lose simply because you don't have the numbers, again. It'd be the boer war all over again.

Out of date war technology, they would get massacred.

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I live in america, are you surprised or something? faggot ass nigga

Why dont they, exactly?

America or Russia.

>Impossible to invade tier
USA, Russia.
>Possible but hard tier
China, UK, India, China, France, Brazil, etc..
>Countries that are not very powerful in terms of military but extremely complicated to invade due to geography and other factors
Finland, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway, Ukraine, Poland, Germany, Israel, Iran

Mexico has been successfully invading the us for years user

Vietnam, apparently...

Fucking kek! Have your (You).

China kinda got them, that's the untold story there bro

>which country would be easy to blockade
all of you

Vietnam. Even the Mongols lost against those fucking gooks

top lad

oh please had the US been allowed to actually invade the north it would have been over in a bout a year. The entire problem with vietnam was that we were on a do not let communism "spread" bullshit mission instead of stomping it into oblivion.

DRC, Somali, Afghanistan.

>You cannot invade the Unites Sta--
pffffttt baaahahaha

Yes, after Russia beat them at Khalkhin Gol, but they were banking on running around the pacific for a year or two until America came to favourable terms, namely ending the oil embargo at lettering Japan do what it wanted in China and Indochina, rather than trying to invade and take parts of Amercia, which had Khalkhin Gol gone well, was the aim for Eastern Sibera.

this. wtf is with all these switzerland fags

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>Poland

Are you literally retarded? Or is this bait?

if by invading you mean "getting a sizeable amount of soldiers in", definitely Switzerland
if you mean invading and winning, definitely the USA

The United States or Russia.

Russia has awful living conditions environment wise and the United States is so heavily armed you would be fighting everything and everyone.

Local gangs of nigs to upper middle class white families. You would be fighting 10s of millions of Americans armed with assault rifles, hunting rifles, and hand guns.

There is people here waiting for some country to try to invade.

USA, it’s big as fuck and there are major cities everywhere spread throughout the country. Imagine just trying to take Texas, couldn’t do it.

Stop laughing, you fought in Vietnam with us.

of course you did

>invading forces land the beaches of india
>feces is everywhere
>airborne drops into india's cities
>land in river of human shit


india would be hell