JoJo thread
THAT APE ON CHILD THO
I like how the timestop comes from the thing on his forehead
Because it happened in the manga fucktard
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Which JoJo girl is the most likely to get fat?
SHHHH......!!! GYRO IS SLEEPING!!
Holly.
WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
Pizza Mozarrella Pizza Mozarella
RELLA!!!! RELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
Why didn't Jotaro just stop time during the first SHA and beat the shit out of Kira right then and there?
Or just walk up and look at the nametag?
Wouls girl gappy have 4 uterui or 4 ovaries
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2 ovaries and 2 testicles.
Surprised a guy as good looking as Jotaro doesn't have a girlfriend or anything.
Did Kira just hallucinate activating Bites Za Dusto at the end?
can only stop time for like 2 seconds
also he suspected that Kira was just going to fuck his shit up if he went over there
2 seconds to do that.
I thought you guys said Eyes of Heaven sucks? I'm playing storymode now and having a blast
G-gyro
He has a wife or ex wife at this point.
He has the personality of a brick wall.
He does get married, though.
And then divorces.
(You)
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Foo Fighters
Yes. That happens when you are hit by an ambulance.
Take the last song you listened to and make it a new stand, what is its powers?
If its a already preexisting stand, then you gain that stand and can do whatever you like with it
Does it take you more than two seconds to walk ten feet
Why is Jotaro so much better in part 4 than 3?
I want him to be my neglectful dad.
I HATE KOICHI SO FUCKING MUCH SPECIALLY HIS ANNOYING VOICE I HOPE HE GETS BOMBED TO DEATH
Can't we get back to Josuke now? this kid is stealing way too much screentime
Fat Fucker
>Armpit hair
Eh, I'll take what I can get
Then he would have ended close to the exploition anyway radio.
He'll be in the next episode, don't worry.
(Hopefully. Josuke & Okuyasu show up for a good portion of SHA)
DIO stopped time for like 5 seconds during the time he killed Joseph
Him walking over there was like 3 seconds long before he actually threw the knife
Not only that but Jotaro didn't know Kira's power level, and him pulling the coat slowly suggested he was trying to lure them
Not to mention Sheer Heart Attack was still on the loose
If Koichi hadn't fucked up big time he probably wouldn't have jobbed that fight
Then Killer Queen brushes him and blows him up out of timestop. Jotaro does everything cautiously for a reason.
Nope. We Koichi's Bizarre Adventure now. Enjoy the rest of part 4, knucklehead.
Fuck you Koichi is the best, he will take over Part 4 through 8 and you are going to LIKE IT
explosion radius anyway*
Fuck
>「Disastrous Looks」
so it would be a stand that once someone gazes upon it they become horribly fucked up
>Jotaro does everything cautiously for a reason
>Let's a rat shoot him
Jotaro nearly died fighting a rat
Anyone else notice how, after Koichi goes badass, his nose changes to become normal?
I want him to be my ex-husband that abandoned me and our daughter to fuck dolphins.
Gappy makes me happy
I would honestly like Koichi more if he didn't have such an annoying voice and didn''t scream all the fucking time.
Shut up fag Koichi's amazing
>JOTARO-SAAaaAAAaaAAAAaaaAAAaaANN
Cuz he was using himself as bait, he knew that he could just get fixed up by Crazy Diamond anyways
Name five weaknesses Sheer Heart Attack has or the boy gets it.
What about Okuyasu? His voice sounds like he is talking with gravel down his throat.
>Let's a rat shoot him
So he could teach Josuke how to fight under pressure, everything was according his keikaku.
What if Kosaku was a Stand user and Kira just killed him before he could fight back?
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>Almost gets Jotaro killed because of muh don't understimate me
>Doesn't listens to his advice even though he has been fighting other stands users since he was 16
>Amazing
Nah fuck this kid
Reminds me of Weather Reports bizzare rainbow power
>someone saved my crop
gives me a warm fuzzy feeling for some reason
But sheer heart attack has no weakness
As per request.
You as the member of the audience know that. Koichi doesn't. He also discovered that indeed the stand wasn't controlled directly.
>mfw i had a fetish for armpit hair long before artsy tumblr chicks started growing it out to rebel
Nah fuck you
1. easily fooled by anything hot
2. Doesn't really affect people who aren't manlets having a panic attack
3. Can be outrun
4. Stando abilities like Act 3 Cheesey Freezey effect it
5. Doesn't have a filter of when it shouldn't blow up, you could lure it to Kira and then force him to cancel SHA to use Killer Queen/not explode
He gets KAK'd next episode ;)
Won't have to worry about that little bitch anymore
Bad accuracy
Can be evaded
User cannot give it further orders
Draws attention towards it, thus making it ineffective for stealth killing
Slow
A good crop deserves to be saved
>Kosaku, Hayato! It's dinner time!
>Drawing her hat as hair
Kill me F.A.M.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH JOTARO-SAN
JOTARO-SAN WATCH OUT
OH NO JOTARO-SAN THE BOMB, IT'S GOING TO EXPLOOOOOODE
AAAAAAAAHHH HELP ME ECHOES AAAAAAHHAHAHHHHHH WATCH OUT JOTARO-SAAAAAN
>Kira will lose his magnificent Bowie looks at some point
N-No!
Narancia makes me horny
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>He also discovered that indeed the stand wasn't controlled directly
But Jotaro knew that since the beggining, Koichif inding Kira with his stand didn't matter at all.
Well there's a lot of stuff that happens off screen, it's likely either Josuke told him about Jotaros exploits or Koichi heard about them from Jotaro himself
>Jotaro trying to rip sheer heart attack apart
That looked pretty brutal desu, i even felt bad for the little ticking sentient time bomb, it was even worse because the stand was apparenty saying it was painful somehow, that scene looked far more brutal animated.
Makes you think
It makes the end scene with Reimi all the more satisfying though.
I hope you mean
>AAAAAAAAHHH HELP ME *Reverb
jotaro was 17 in part 3
I can't believe Jotaro is fucking dead
>Echoes Act 3 didn't quote John McClane
Yo yo /jojo/ which Jojo survives the most parts?
Gyro is my Hero
He's been dead for like 11 fucking years
except that one fight were he's 10
Jotaro with Joseph in second place, though Joseph lives the longest out of any JoJo
The first 3 parts skip two generations while the next 3 take place only a few years after the last part
Confirmed Joseph was still alive at Part 6
Also Araki is fucking nuts if he believes that's how a 69 year old looks and acts like, especially if he's so fit and still able to use Hamon naturally regardless of his lack of training.
How badly should i kill myself for making this shit list
Joseph lives through parts 2-6 and is mentioned in part 8
Who's the best SBR Character?
If you could date any character from JoJo who would it be and why?
For me it would be Polnareff causes he cute
Wait, if Jolyne & Jotaro are non existant at the end of Part 6, whatever happened to Joseph?Is he still around as Joseph Joestar?
>hat
i know dude
i honestly feel like with enough time, jotaro would have destroyed it
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Is there even any doubt?
reimi sugimoto
>If you could date any character from JoJo who would it be and why?
I want Lisa Lisa to put a Bane mask on me
SBR universe still has a Joseph Joestar, possibly still alive and kicking as of JoJolion. If Jorge Joestar is to be believed, the events of Battle Tendency are relatively the same in all universes
Surreal
WHY DID FF DIE INSTEAD OF ANNASUI
WHY IS JOLYNE WITH ANNASUI IN THE END